How do Christians do it? How do they preach the Gospel with a straight face to others while knowing about the hundreds of contradictions in the Bible and fake stories like Noah's Ark?

I could never become a Christian because I couldn't lie to people or try to defend this pic.

God wen tell one braddah Noah, "Eh, da world stay buss up wit all kine bad stuffs. I goin send plenny rain, flood da whole place." So Noah wen build one big boat, da Ark, put his ohana and two each kine animals inside. Rain wen come, no stop fo forty days an nights, flood da whole earth. But Noah an da crew, dey stay safe inside da boat. Den da wata wen go down, da boat wen rest on one mountain, an God wen make one promise wit da rainbow—He no goin flood da earth like dat again.

I know it doesn't make sense, just believe it anyway! Just turn your brain off and BELIEVE ON CHRIST. HALLELUJAH PRAISE THE LORD.

How do Christians do it? How do they preach the Gospel with a straight face to others while knowing about the hundreds of contradictions in the Bible and fake stories like Noah's Ark?

I could never become a Christian because I couldn't lie to people or try to defend this pic.

If Noah's Ark is fake (it is) then Jesus is fake and the Bible is fake.

No more wars over Christian fairy tales!

Any time a Christian tries to talk down to you, just point out this is what they believe in and laugh at how retarded they are. Their entire belief system is a fairy tale.

Any time a Christian tries to talk down to you, just point out this is what they believe in and laugh at how retarded they are. Their entire belief system is a fairy tale.