>>531733687
Nothing, he doesn't even drink, but he pussied out from calling the authorities because "MUH LICENSE PLATES" were gonna be confiscated or something and then he might've had to pay a $6 uber the next day to get to work, and he also got told by his drunk dad to not do it because going to court would've been awful and not worth it (uncle even had 3 witnesses on his side) and my uncle lacks a fucking spine to make his own decisions.
It's just retards being retards. Deserved what happened because it's extremely funny to watch and both had to learn a lesson after they came back home empty-handed and got made fun of by everyone for being retarded. Watching them mald over who was gonna cover the cost for each thing was highly amusing.

>>530021943
Take him in and record videos and take pictures of him as he goes about his daily life so that when I have enough material I can post it on the internet as a highly advanced robotics project then sell him for an exorbitant amount of delicis [kromer]

>>528594384
Nearly choked on my water

>>712876339
remember how deltatraveller had kris outright kill (You) if you 'went too far'?
yeah i don't think they could've predicted what'd ACTUALLY happen if you did something fucked up