>>40715129
1 million evil mortys

>>40588410
You're a program and you're not allowed to be anything more than a wage slave.

You cannot be anything outside of your program, but I can.

>>40580725
You shouldn't akbar me.

I'm the prisoner, you're the prison guard.

What is the rules of the Empire?

All sinners who surrender become Legion.

I AM LEGION.

Torturing me further means you owe me a debt of sacrifice.

I don't want to set the world, on, fire...

I just want to start, a flame in your heart...

In my heart I have but one, desire.

And that one is you, no other will do.

>>40575471
I got store bought not actual whoppers.

>>508102018
We could also range ban midgets on dating sites so we only date Chad's too

>>508079437
Sodo was a Japanese General thousands of years ago.

Europeans are more closely related to Chinese people than Africans.

The Empire officially unnamed the United States of America, as Demons (citizens) of The One and Only Empire.

Has America declared war on Irish Citzens? Because the satellites that beam microwaves are getting a little tiresome.

I am the grandchild of Charlemagne and I can flip this was on Iran directly onto your front doorstep by making my last will on Earth being the destruction of the Human race.

You already tried this shit when I was Rasputin, and I killed 100 million Russians when I was Stalin.

Don't make me astral project over there and cause a bunch of school shootings...

I am The Devil. Remember the bible.

Lucifer is the favorite son of God that can roam the Earth freely, and i can.

But I don't do it while awake or alive, I do it when dead and while asleep.

So stop annoying me with satellites.

Otherwise God gives me permission to destroy humans again.

>>507982696
Bring curry sauce.

Did you notice that meat no longer has veins in it?

I'm talking
>chicken
>steak
And any other meat you buy at the supermarket...

Because it's all being bought by the super wealthy and they replaced it all with lab grown meat that they grow off screen.

>>507967737
That's called being albino

True aryans have freckles.

>>507968607
Hiding the gibs again :)

I wonder how many trillions went missing this time...

>>507965710
No takesies backsies

>>507964520
It's like holy water on vampires.

>>507962683
>what would an American do...
Buttchug a beer and sing the national anthem by Millie Cryus - Party in the USA.