So what's the /tv/ consensus?

I will now watch Jurassic Pork Rebreast

No, Scarlett Johansson's tits wont change the fact that this was the worst movie in the franchise.

>Hey remember how the entire Earth is walking with dinosaurs from the last movie?
>We're just gonna resolve that off screen so Dinosaurs are extinct again
>Scarlett Johansson is hot so that's all we have to show you

This is what Rogue 1 was to Star Wars what Rebirth was to Jurassic Park.

The 2nd best Jurassic film since the original.
It's the most original movie since JP.
It side steps all the Jurassic World JJ Abrahms muh nostalgia nonsense and doesn't touch the absurb storyline of Dominion.
It is a stand alone piece more connected with the theme of the original book and the lost world book.

It has very little nostalgic parts (but isn't free of them)
It has genuine horror moments.

The CGI is 3rd behind JP and TLW.
It is like Jurassic park 3 but good is the easy way to summize it.

Yes its brilliant.
So it now goes

>Jurassic Park
>Jurassic World Rebirth
>The Lost World

C TIER
>Jurassic Park

D TIER
>Fallen Kingdom (first half only)

Z TIER
>Dominican

FAGGOT TIER
>Jurassic World

Wishlist for Jurassic World Evolution 3?

Wishlist for Jurassic World Evolution 3?

Wishlist for Jurassic World Evolution 3?

>Is that a dinosaur?!

I think Jurassic World: Rebirth might be the breast movie of the year!

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/jurassic-world-rebirth-tracking-box-office-1236263676/

Pretty impressive considering it has no IMAX screens. Only has a budget of $180 million (vs Superman $360+ million and Fantastic Four's $250 million) pretty much guaranteeing a success.

Here's your new action hero bro