>Switch has 2 games
>every other platform has 0 games

I sat my ass down and played this for 8 hours straight, no liquor, no weed, no discord, just Kong which is something I haven’t done since I first played BoTW nearly a decade ago. The chunk mechanic alone has been more fun than any other platfoming mechanic I can remember, not to mention the cocaine that is roll->jump->roll.
I’m still in disbelief that the director is a Final Fantasy guy because this is the best feeling game I have played in a long time

Much like Kojima created the Strand-like genre, Nintendo has crafted the first Bananza-like. Perhaps it could be called Voxel platformer? Terrain manipulation platformer? Destructibility platformer? Really not even sure what to call it.

>sony with new hardware: makes a shitty movie with completely uninteractive corridors and wastes development time forcing their 1000 outsourced jeet studio "employees" to render individual skin pores and clothing textures in 8k detail
>nintendo with new hardware: makes a game with completely dynamic terrain destruction and uses this for interesting and new gameplay concepts and level design for people who actually play video GAMES instead of VIDEO games
and now you know why Nintendo keeps winning

Where were you when Kong took his rightful place as Nintendo’s King?

>>715438314
>don't care about leaks
>don't care if K Rool is in
>don't care about timeline theories
>don't care about Metacritic
>don't care about consolewarfags
>just want to finally play the game and go apeshit and wreck everything in sight
Simple as