changing your name is easier than i thought.
fuck yes!!!! i get to change my ugly ass name,
celebrate with me fellas.

>>81943421
the average person is pretty good looking so a 5 aka an average girl would be pretty good looking, i'd take my 5 and be a happy little fella with her.

man, if i were normal i'd be balls deep in a gf right this fucking second.

>>213072835

>>212515422
aber es regnet doch?

I think I'm just going to pay for sex to lose my virginity and get things started rolling

woke up with a really hard boner this morning,
i still got it baby!

My excessive neoteny/baby fat made me look like a 5 year old as a preteen. I hate looking at pictures from that era. I'm also autistic so I get infantilized constantly

>>212035464
yeahhhöööö

>>22846330
>some shit i never said

last night i dreamt that i had a pet alien worm, it was like a little caterpillar with fur and a long black tongue like thing that would come out of it, it looked like a mascara brush. i was at some kind of mall and i dropped the little alien thing and a bunch of random little girls kept trying to stomp on it and i had to like push their feet out of the way while on the floor trying to pick up my little alien.

what do you think it means doc?

>>76272695
>when you understand mike menzer did meth and lots of steroids
>he literally said he is the only human being thay can handle meth
>schiz'd out and ripped all his photos out of a gym for not winning olympia after one attempt(he literally got second)

>>81521869
i still only have my permit and haven't practiced for my license, i've forgotten everything about driving, what the signs mean what to do, everything. it's gonna be impossible getting a license.

i got flan for my birthday, it was tasty guys!