It's weird how no one got it right but him. He treated Superman with such incredible sincerity, didn't try to shove a political message down your throats or need a ton of death and carnage to be entertaining. Even if he did have some dopey humor, he did the character justice in a way no other live action adaptation comes close to.

No one forced you to tie your entire identity to the Snyderverse. That was your own sad, desperate decision. You could’ve just liked the movies and moved on, but instead you built a fragile ego around them like they were sacred texts. You spent months convincing yourself James Gunn’s Superman would flop. You spammed /tv/ daily with your delusions. You posted the same screeching talking points over and over: “fake Superman,” “woke garbage,” “no one wants this,” “wait until the reviews drop.”

You even made countdown threads for the review embargo, like the critics were going to ride in on horseback and validate your mental illness.

And then the reviews hit. And they were good. People liked the movie. Superman smiled. He saved people. He had heart. And the audience responded. The thing you needed to fail to preserve your deranged identity… didn’t.

So now you’re flailing. You’ve shifted from “it’ll flop” to full cope mode: obsessively speculating about box office break-even numbers like it’s going to undo reality. “Well actually it needs $650M... wait, no, $700M with marketing... unless streaming counts...”

You’re not a film analyst. You’re not a critic. You’re just a broken fanboy desperately trying to keep the fantasy alive that your Snyder cult wasn’t a dead end. You lost. Not just the argument — your entire worldview collapsed. And no one did it to you. You did it to yourself.

Gunn’s Superman won. You didn’t. Cope harder.

>9 threads about the new Superman movie up at the same time

Holy cope. You can smell the fear.

Chuds are absolutely melting down over this movie and it’s hilarious. They know it’s going to be massive. They know it's going to make billions. And they know it’s going to bury the Snyderverse once and for all, because they’re the reason it’s dead in the first place.

Never forget: it was you schizos who got James Gunn "canceled" for like 12 hours over decade-old edgelord tweets. Disney drops him, and DC immediately scoops him up. Fast forward and boom - Gunn is now the architect of the entire DC universe. Bravo. Genius move.

You killed your own messiah and handed the keys to the guy you screeched about on Twitter for weeks. And now you're frothing at the mouth because his Superman doesn't look like he's about to snap someone's neck in slow-mo.

This movie is going to destroy the incelchud psyche. Bright colors? Hopeful tone? No Christ imagery? Actual acting? They’re terrified. That’s why every other thread is some desperate cope about “woke” casting or “Gunn is ruining DC!!” rants from people who unironically think Man of Steel is a masterpiece.

You paved the way for this. You handed him the cape. Now lie in the ashes of the Snyderverse and seethe.

>9 threads about the new Superman movie up at the same time

Holy cope. You can smell the fear.

Chuds are absolutely melting down over this movie and it’s hilarious. They know it’s going to be massive. They know it's going to make billions. And they know it’s going to bury the Snyderverse once and for all, because they’re the reason it’s dead in the first place.

Never forget: it was you schizos who got James Gunn "canceled" for like 12 hours over decade-old edgelord tweets. Disney drops him, and DC immediately scoops him up. Fast forward and boom - Gunn is now the architect of the entire DC universe. Bravo. Genius move.

You killed your own messiah and handed the keys to the guy you screeched about on Twitter for weeks. And now you're frothing at the mouth because his Superman doesn't look like he's about to snap someone's neck in slow-mo.

This movie is going to destroy the incelchud psyche. Bright colors? Hopeful tone? No Christ imagery? Actual acting? They’re terrified. That’s why every other thread is some desperate cope about “woke” casting or “Gunn is ruining DC!!” rants from people who unironically think Man of Steel is a masterpiece.

You paved the way for this. You handed him the cape. Now lie in the ashes of the Snyderverse and seethe.

>9 threads about the new Superman movie up at the same time

Holy cope. You can smell the fear.

Chuds are absolutely melting down over this movie and it’s hilarious. They know it’s going to be massive. They know it's going to make billions. And they know it’s going to bury the Snyderverse once and for all, because they’re the reason it’s dead in the first place.

Never forget: it was you schizos who got James Gunn "canceled" for like 12 hours over decade-old edgelord tweets. Disney drops him, and DC immediately scoops him up. Fast forward and boom - Gunn is now the architect of the entire DC universe. Bravo. Genius move.

You killed your own messiah and handed the keys to the guy you screeched about on Twitter for weeks. And now you're frothing at the mouth because his Superman doesn't look like he's about to snap someone's neck in slow-mo.

This movie is going to destroy the incelchud psyche. Bright colors? Hopeful tone? No Christ imagery? Actual acting? They’re terrified. That’s why every other thread is some desperate cope about “woke” casting or “Gunn is ruining DC!!” rants from people who unironically think Man of Steel is a masterpiece.

You paved the way for this. You handed him the cape. Now lie in the ashes of the Snyderverse and seethe.