Now that Marvel’s pretending comics matter and jerking off “accuracy,” along with the complete reset in the future…it’s time to admit Thor was never interesting. Thor without Loki is like toast without butter… dry, bland, and useless, most fans know this, but pretend to like him becuase they like Loki. Every version of Thor in the comics or MCU is the same recycled garbage. No edge, no growth, just 60 years of “Am I worthy?” Loki proves he functions better on his own anyways. Even in the MCU Loki dipped out on Thor’s whiny ass, got a job at the TVA, made friends, figured himself out, and now he’s literally controlling the multiverse like. Mot only is he the MCU’s main character, he is the fucking lore. Thor without Loki is like jerking off with sandpaper…painful, stupid, and nobody’s buying it.

- Thorfags are the most braindead people I’ve interacted with on this site and just can’t accept the fact that Thor has ZERO speed feats and a mountain of Ls in the death battle threads. Every time he shows up it’s to get his ass clapped, humiliated, or turned into a blithering retard. Marvel doesn’t love him. Marvel hates him. He’s a prop. A dumb one. the Sentinels raped him and NO ONE even remembered he was there. Every comic is him being destroyed. There is no hope for Thor as a character in anything he’s in if Loki isn’t there.

He’s a soulless NPC whose only role is being “the other guy” in Loki’s story to most marvel fans who claim to like him. Yet like Captain America, another character no one cares about, he keeps ending up on merch and you can’t escape him.

God I fucking hate Thor.

Now’s the best time to admit Thor’s only purpose these days is to orbit around Loki like the useless shit he is. NOBODY gives a flying fuck about Thor unless Loki’s there to make him interesting. Thor is a plot device. That’s it. Most of you Thorfags are actually Loki fans in denial, clinging to a poorly written bitchtard because he used to share scenes with a character with actual personality. But Loki moved on. Solo comics, solo show, solo everything… and he’s thriving…this is proof people don’t give a shit about Thor or his story with Loki, who is a better character. Loki’s a literal God of Stories now in the comics and MCU, while Thor is just… a story. A boring, irrelevant story. Loki could erase him from existence and feel NOTHING. No brotherhood. No tears. Just a shrug and move the fuck on. MCU Loki could whip up a new Thor from scratch if he wanted too because Thor’s death would mean nothing to him. Thor’s not just irrelevant to Loki’s story….he’s irrelevant to Loki as a concept. He’s dead weight. Canon garbage. Loki is carrying Avengers: Doomsday (next to RDJ making a victory lap), and Thor is just there, like an empty can rattling in the wind. No one gives a shit. Thor has ZERO speed feats. Not a single one. Meanwhile, his shit feats are never ending. He gets his ass handed to him on a weekly basis. ;Immortal Thor #2,
Days of Future Past, ect.) He’s only ever relevant when he’s the All-Father or gets some discount GodMode powe up weapon. Without a weapon, he’s nothing. Marvel clearly hates him. They humiliate him for fun at this point. And yet Thorfags cling to him. Delusion. There is nothing appealing about him. Loki will always draw people in. Thor? He was the sidepiece and Marvel didn’t and still has no idea what to do with him besides make shut up as they go along.

Now that the comics are finally not total trash again and the MCU is finally watchable with the Multiverse arc and Avengers: Doomsday dropping next year…..People should admit Thor was NEVER interesting. People “liked” Thor because he was attached to Loki or some other more important character(s). Thor’s just a background character in his own damn mythos to most Marvel fans. Every comic same story and unchanging, boring character. Loki has entered God Mode- both MCU and Comics he’s eons above Thor in power level and popularity, and Thor just tags along, marvel realizes this. No one would like Thor if not for Loki. Thats why the MCU separated Thor and Loki, notice how Loki is now the face and driving force of the MCU? Thats because people like Loki, they don’t give a fuck about Thor. Even in the comics Loki overpowers and overwrites Thor in interest. him. People are going to see Doomsday for Loki, people are reading Immortal Thor to see if Loki will appear, it’s never about Thor. Marvel doesn’t like him either.

Thorfags are the most retarded people I’ve interacted with. You just can’t accept the fact that Thor has ZERO speed feats and a mountain of Ls. Every time he shows up it’s to get his ass clapped, humiliated, or turned into a blithering retard. Marvel doesn’t love him. Marvel hates him. He’s a prop. A dumb one. the Sentinels raped him and NO ONE even remembered he was there. There is no hope for Thor as a character in anything he’s in.

There is no reason to like Thor because he’s such a non-character.

>Thorfags just can’t fucking deal with the fact Thor’s got fuck-all for speed feats and more antifeats.

>Thorfags can’t admit Marvel either flat-out doesn’t give a shit about him or lowkey hates him, only wheeling his dumbass out to get made to look like a retard, killed for shock value, or to give Loki something to do

>Thorfags can’t fucking cope that Sentinels raped Thor so hard nobody even fucking remembers him being there.

>Thorfags can’t handle the truth that Thor’s only real job is making Loki look better these days.

Now that the comics are relevant again and the MCU’s actually worth watching with the Multiverse saga with Avengers: Doomsday coming May, im gonna say it….Thor was never interesting. People only pretended to “like” him because he was related to Loki. Loki in both comics and MCU proves he’s a goddamn powerhouse all by himself without Thor holding him back.

Thor’s comics and MCU shit are worthless without Loki there to save the plot because no one actually gives a shit. Anyone saying they “like” Thor actually means they like Loki…but Thor used to be Loki-adjacent so they latched on. Thor is the same shit in every media. Either a braindead frat bro or some do-gooder fag shit with no personlity. No depth, no edge, just recycled dogshit. Meanwhile Loki can rewrite fucking multiverses, save heroes, and is actually evolving as a character instead of running the same “Am I worthy? :^(” horse shit for sixty goddamn years.

Even MCU Loki wants shit to do with Thor, found friends, figured his shit out, got a job with the TVA running the whole goddamn multiverse, and now he’s basically the MCU’s main character and one above He was even in the Spider-Gwen comic. Nobody else in the MCU has that kinda pull. Thor sure as fuck never will.

Thorfags just admit your /guy/ is useless as a character by himself.

Every fucking time I deal with Thorfags, I’m floored by how none of you even pretend to know what characterization is. It’s like watching apes jack off to a rock because your whole fanbase is just a bunch of slack-jawed powerlevel retarded faggots. How do you cope every time Thor gets dunked on or written out offscreen like the irrelevant joke he is? Days of Future Past? Sentinels shitstomp him into oblivion, and nobody even thinks to name-drop.
The second Loki isn’t around, Thor’s existence evaporates like piss.

Just admit it, you fucktards…Thor was never interesting. Now that the MCU finally stopped being fuel for tards and the comics are crawling back into relevance, let’s say it loud: Thor is worthless, dried-up dogshit. No one gives a fuck. His only job…. and I mean ONLY.,, is to orbit Loki for Loki’s fans. (Does Loki even bother calling him “brother” anymore?) Anyone saying “I like Thor” is just a Loki fan too fucking chickenshit to own it, so you cling to the narrative prop. Thor’s got zero emotional complexity or perosnality. If you genuinely like Thor, I’m betting you’re on the spectrum . Even the MCU had Loki stop crying, make actual friends, and become the literal face of the MCU and Marvel as a whole, he’s even in the comics now. Nobody else pulled that shit off, and Thor sure as fuck never will, because even Marvel knows the second he’s not standing next to Loki, nobody gives a fuck about Thor. Comics, movies, cartoons… every time it’s the same…Thor as a frat bro or a Silver Age capeshit. No depth, no real conflict, just stale ass writing.

Thor is a fart in the wind no one notices unless Loki points it out. And if Marvel retconned him, not a single thinking fan on Earth would miss him. People are going to see Doomsday for Loki, people are reading Immortal Thor to see if Loki will appear, it’s never about Thor.

Fucking good riddance if Marvel does the smart thing.

Every time I talk to you fucking Thorfags I’m reminded you don’t even know what characterization means. It’s fucking pathetic and proves how braindead you all are. A whole manchild fanbase built on “hurr durr big man smash good.” Literally just powerlevel wankers. How do you fags cope when Thor gets offscreened in every big event? Days of Future Past? Sentinels clap his dumb ass and he doesn’t even get a cameo. Nobody even remembers he exists when Loki isn’t around in anything.

Thor’s been around for fucking decades and still: “WORTHY! NOBLE! REEEE!” MCU, comics, cartoon…it’s the same cardboard retarded faggot every time. Either a braindead “LE FUNNY MAN” retard or a generic good guy. Zero fucking middle ground. Meanwhile comic Loki straight-up kills him, and MCU Loki ditches his uninteresting ass
(Probably bc even Tom Hiddleston is sick of the same shit) , gets interesting new friends, cosmic powers, becomes a fucking mix of the Beyonder and One Above All while Thor’s ignored and retconned from Loki’s story…BC Nobody gives a fuck…even Marvel hates this blonde faggot..and they know everyone else hates him too. Thor isnt shit when Loki isn’t on screen. Hell, that’s why Love and Thunder failed. No fucking Loki and no one actually likes Thor. Fuck, Loki is the reason most people are going to see Avengers: Doomsday or read Immortal Thor…no one is watching or reading for the retarded bland muscle fag.

Thorfags can seethe all they want, but no one reads or watches for Thor…. Loki’s the reason anyone even pays attention.

Best thing that could happen to that boring fuck is staying dead for good. Fuck Thor. Useless, bland waste of panel space.

I despise Thor, Holy fuck. He’s retards so he appeals to retards.

How the fuck is it that Thor’s always this cardboard shit of a character in the comics, and nobody gives a single fuck about him unless Loki’s there to drag his useless ass across the page?

How come Loki is the face of the whole damn MCU, fuck, Loki IS the MCU and everyone’s going to see Avengers:Doomsday BECAUSE Loki is in it, and he did that shit on his own, no Thor in sight? And Love and Thunder flopped because Loki wasn’t in it?

It’s because Thor’s never been anything but a loud retard who never fucking changes. He’s the definition of a silver spoon manchild: next in line, crowned prince, everything handed to him and somehow still manages to be the least interesting motherfucker in the room.

Nobody actually likes Thor, they just tolerate him when Loki’s in the comic or movie. Loki is the only thing keeping this empty husk of a character even remotely watchable.

Thor never had a shred of depth. Loki in the MCU and comics both barely see him as a brother anymore, just a character in their story because Loki is ABOVE Thor in powe.

Any retard who claims to be a Thor fan is a lying faggot. You’re actually a Loki fan who doesn’t wanna admit Loki’s the reason you showed up in the first place.

Fuck Thor. What a useless fucking faggot.

Now that the MCU is much better than it used to be and the comics are getting more attention I’m gonna say it….I fucking hate Thor, no one actually likes him. Literally no one, his comics and MCU appearances are useless without Loki. Anyone who claims to “like” Thor actually means they like Loki, but like Thor because he’s (formerly, Loki is too chad to be attached to him) attached to Loki.

Thor is boring and has zero character growth, if you like him, I’m gonna assume you’re a boring, shit person. Thor is literally useless, he’s not a god. Thor isn’t multiversal unlike Loki, None of the boring ass Thor characters would get attention if it weren’t for Loki.

I hope Loki killing him in Immortal Thor was absolute. Fuck Thor. If I were a chad like Loki I’d be done with this retard faggot too. No wonder he’s so hated by most Marvel fans.

Since the Multiverse saga is saving the MCU, and the comics are getting a bit better, it’s time for me to say it….Thor’s been around forever and we get nothing from him but:

>Le generic “goody-two-shoes WORTHEEE EQUALS A HERO GOTTA STOP THE VILLIANS” hero who couldn’t carry a story if his life depended on it without other characters propping him up
>Le dumbfuck manbaby retard acting like some pathetic frat bro or being an unlikable ass to his friend.

MCU, comics, cartoons….. it’s the same boring-ass cardboard cutout recycled every damn time. Thor either acts like a retarded faggot frat bro or some boring 60s hero with zero personality. There’s no depth, no complexity….just lazy bullshit. Meanwhile, comic Loki’s out here saving multiverses, helping heroes, being an actual character who’s interesting to read about unlike Thor who’s stuck recycling the same lame shtick for decades. Fucking hell, even MCU Loki dipped from his timeline, found a squad of good friends who helped him realize his true calling and made him get his shit together and stop being a victim wannabe twinkfag, landed a based Gigachad job with the real movers and shakers of the MCU, and realized he had a purpose that doesn’t revolve around his dumbass brother, also MCU Loki is the FACE of the MCU now, worshipped by a badass timeline saving organization, and even playing a huge part in the next Spider-Gwen comic. No other MCU character has ever pulled that kind of crossover shit off. You will never see MCU Thor pull it off.

So what’s Thor? A fucking footnote. A fart nobody notices unless Loki’s around to actually make him tolerable. Without Loki, Thor’s just noise. Dead fucking air. A forgotten loser. Comic Loki did us a fucking favor killing Thor. Most people who claim to like Thor don’t actually like Thor, they’re all here for Loki.

God I hate Thor, what a useless faggot.

Now that the MCU finally pulled its head out of its ass and is getting better, we’re all pumped for Doomsday, and the comics are in freefall, let’s just admit it: Thor’s fucking useless.

Thor has been around forever and still has zero personality beyond “hurr durr I am strong and noble WORTHY WORTHY REEEEE.” That’s it. That’s the whole character. MCU, comics, cartoons — same cardboard cutout retarded fag every time. He’s either a dumbfuck or a walking platitude machine. No in-between.

Comic Loki killed him and MCU Loki just dipped and found based friends and a purpose that didn’t involve him (and also became a chad and the one above all). Either way, Thor ends up irrelevant. A footnote.
Nobody cares about Thor unless Loki’s around to make him tolerable. Without Loki, Thor’s just noise. Background. Dead air.

Thorfags can cope all they want, but the best thing for Thor after ruining the comics, the MCU, and every show he’s in is death. I hope his recent comic death is permanent.

Fuck, I despise Thor.