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7/24/2025, 10:34:24 PM
>>511255630
british sissies... it's over...
british sissies... it's over...
7/24/2025, 5:56:33 PM
>>511234356
Plappers eating good
Plappers eating good
7/23/2025, 3:37:48 PM
7/18/2025, 8:14:34 AM
>>510695793
>It’s like sex for men
Every guy talks about post nut clarity, but one time I got pre nut clarity which is one million times worse. I was absolutely desperate for a piece so I texted some girl I knew from high school when I was in university. It turns out she was in town (great) and was going out drinking with her friends (even better) and wanted to meet up at the end of the night (bag secured). I hadn’t seen her in a few years, but I probably should have pieced together something was up given how easy it all was.
Turns out she had gained at least 80lbs, and did not carry it well at all. So there I was, stone cold sober, with some post-club, booze breath hog in my bedroom at 2am. I gave in to my desperation and started hanging her. Had to do it doggy because I didn’t even want to kiss her. At one point though I got a whiff of the most pungent stink imaginable and nearly puked it was so bad. I looked down at the war crime taking place and then it hit me
>What the fuck am I doing? This is disgusting. I am disgusting.
I faked blowing a load in the condom. That’s right. I faked it. Couldn’t even bust. Surprised I could even get it up. She asked to cuddle after, fuck that. I called her a cab, didn’t even pay, and spent the next hour sitting on the floor on my shower trying to burn my skin off.
That’s all to say, Ms. Venti, that no, not all sex for men is like pizza. I’ve never eaten a piece of pizza, stopped midway through, and wanted to cut my dick off.
>It’s like sex for men
Every guy talks about post nut clarity, but one time I got pre nut clarity which is one million times worse. I was absolutely desperate for a piece so I texted some girl I knew from high school when I was in university. It turns out she was in town (great) and was going out drinking with her friends (even better) and wanted to meet up at the end of the night (bag secured). I hadn’t seen her in a few years, but I probably should have pieced together something was up given how easy it all was.
Turns out she had gained at least 80lbs, and did not carry it well at all. So there I was, stone cold sober, with some post-club, booze breath hog in my bedroom at 2am. I gave in to my desperation and started hanging her. Had to do it doggy because I didn’t even want to kiss her. At one point though I got a whiff of the most pungent stink imaginable and nearly puked it was so bad. I looked down at the war crime taking place and then it hit me
>What the fuck am I doing? This is disgusting. I am disgusting.
I faked blowing a load in the condom. That’s right. I faked it. Couldn’t even bust. Surprised I could even get it up. She asked to cuddle after, fuck that. I called her a cab, didn’t even pay, and spent the next hour sitting on the floor on my shower trying to burn my skin off.
That’s all to say, Ms. Venti, that no, not all sex for men is like pizza. I’ve never eaten a piece of pizza, stopped midway through, and wanted to cut my dick off.
7/12/2025, 1:34:10 AM
7/12/2025, 12:14:46 AM
>>510128162
this is what plapjaks do!?
this is what plapjaks do!?
7/10/2025, 9:12:21 AM
7/10/2025, 5:27:02 AM
>>509980028
the shade of plap is suffocating
the shade of plap is suffocating
7/8/2025, 5:45:01 PM
>>509838353
Nice tits, but too big for my liking.
Nice tits, but too big for my liking.
7/7/2025, 2:07:59 AM
>fatties acting like baddies
grim
grim
7/6/2025, 3:39:46 AM
6/26/2025, 3:51:23 AM
>>508747596
I'm betting in the future Plapjack will be ever more relevant
I'm betting in the future Plapjack will be ever more relevant
6/24/2025, 5:50:05 PM
>>508591834
That's a Coon Trap if I've ever seen one. They cannot resist Big Bertha.
That's a Coon Trap if I've ever seen one. They cannot resist Big Bertha.
6/24/2025, 6:06:10 AM
6/23/2025, 3:59:43 AM
>>508409721
yeah fatten them up like livestock too
yeah fatten them up like livestock too
6/22/2025, 7:32:16 AM
6/19/2025, 5:19:58 PM
>>935972762
>Iran gets assfucked and humiliated by Jews
>Foreign agents immediately start flooding 4chan with cope
>Iran gets assfucked and humiliated by Jews
>Foreign agents immediately start flooding 4chan with cope
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