>>508757184
The gold is to lure them in close.

>>508160344
Van
Cheap couch someone threw away. (Recliner chair works also if you aren't muscle bro)
Fake arm cast
NightVision goggles
Pit in your basement
Rope and basket with lotion.
Poodle named some faggot sounding name (optional really)

>>508154463
Chloroform and rope are cheaper and less work bro.

>>508135857
>retreated from intimacy
>retreated
>a word used in warfare and conflict

>>507298029
>Can /pol/ give me tips on how to get a girlfriend?
Van
Couch
Fake Cast
Poodle
Chloroform or a good right hook punch
Pit in basement of your house
Cool tunes
Dresses
Makeup

Lube up my 8 inch cock and say "come in!"

Grab the Crisco. Say "Come in!" in a sweet voice. hehehehe