>>22993330
>mfw my mere existence causes the basement dwellers to have a meltdown

>>212775456
I looked it up (asked Grok about it) and apparently it's only illegal, if an adults travels with the 16 year old across state lines to have sex in another state. Not if the 16 year old travels alone to a state with a 16yo age of consent.

>elliecord
Gentlemen, may the best groomer win.

>>212589714
Ellie doesn't even know who they are, and neither do I, because Ellie and I aren't massive faggots.

Imagine someone told you to imagine your perfect wife

Hey anon, can we talk about the Columbine shooters?

Jet couldn't even make eye contact with her during his little job fair in the confessional or when she came out of the shower with only a towel, but everyone suddenly believes that he has rizz with a girl who's above a 5/10.

This says more about you than him.

>>212338424
People need to be thinking of Ellie in all this. She did nothing wrong

>i may be a yn, but ya goy isn't a babyfag, 4chan is infested with israelites, but there's still love in my heart for them

Ellie.... you are now 18 year old beautiful girl. you have a few options.
>be a model
>be an actress
>go on a slavic rapist's fake reality show with a fanbase of mentally ill cyberstalkers
please choose wisely!

>observes the situation from the background

>tries and takes every challenge really seriously
will the wiggers ignore her like they did payton?

Hello, can I get an Ellie update?

The wiggers are gonna do things to her that have never been done before