>tfw even Ceb is too embarrassed to associate with you
Never drink and drive your avatar, bros.

https://obscurban-legend.fandom.com/wiki/Dade_City_Flowers
https://obscurban-legend.fandom.com/wiki/Long_Prairie_Cans
Gosh, the alium encounters are so much more creative and whimsical before the 80s. Then bakas decided it wasn't serious enough if it's not greybos. If UFOs are modern mythmaking, then this feels like how Abrahamism took over all the old religions for not having a unified enough narrative.

My old friends, Slavic Nazis, coming to inspire me in an hour of need...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZrkx8USDZQ

>>81804447
>Persian hospitality is BIG and if you are white...
I geddit, but I can't think of anything that passport-bro coded as anything other than untermenschness. Pretty common for men here in Norgay to marry mail order brides and it's always clear why when you just look at them. LIke u better value me for my comfy personality, hoe.
>0h and a EU Passport makes you a high valueable male
Damn you just remind me I need to renew mine. I'm still a teen with a tiny smidgeon of hopium in my photo, got to get that corrected.
>who you would probably accept as wife without hestitation
Baka stop slutshaming me.
>n0 she is pure german but I dont think I ever saw prettier eyes than hers so I want herrrrrrrrrrrr
I got a cousin with a qt norgay gf, so don't gib up hope, us thirdworldcels deserve Germanic women too.
> vice president as my godfather!
Imagien having a godson who wishes for Jews to drone u...