>>716389556
nigger tongue my anus!

tkd

>illegal for bongs (pakis) to post
our deliverance has arrived
please do canada (jeets) next, followed by france (african/actual french)

>>716164358
WE WUZ DA LIGHT N SHEEEEET

>>715694573
but yes the jews arent running everything behind a shadow power system

The year is 2015. Grand Rabbi Zorg Diamondstein suddenly materializes in a storm of dollar bills before a room full of stunned sayanim
>listen, my fellow jews, we must invent a terrible lie of a gaming console...........to demoralize the goyim!
and so volunteer jews from across the USA and Israel get to work designing the gayest, stupidest piece of shit console ever. Is it portable or a normal console? It's like a tranny! Those weird little stick things? How is anyone supposed to play with those? And let's have a bunch of commercials of 20 something hipsters playing it at parties because that TOTALLY happens pfffft haha. Oh, and let's call it the "Switch" like switching """genders""" (oh man we got the goyim good with that one!)

Now the Jews just needed a fall goy. There was that one time they invited everyone at Nintendo to Epstein Island, so they would do. Thus the Nintendo Switch was born. Not a single one was actually manufactured: they just put out pictures and fake videos of it Gamers, already the most oppressed goyim, saw the terrible console and their hearts sank ever deeper: another just vengeance for the destruction of the second temple. And to twist the knife even further, an army of helpful sayanim in key sales and accounting positions would fabricate data to make it look like the Nintendo Switch would outsell even the PS2. That is why nobody has ever been seen playing a Nintendo Switch in real life and also why Jews could be seen dancing in the streets on the day that it "launched".

>>715385785
The year is 2015. Grand Rabbi Zorg Diamondstein suddenly materializes in a storm of dollar bills before a room full of stunned sayanim
>listen, my fellow jews, we must invent a terrible lie of a gaming console...........to demoralize the goyim!
and so volunteer jews from across the USA and Israel get to work designing the gayest, stupidest piece of shit console ever. Is it portable or a normal console? It's like a tranny! Those weird little stick things? How is anyone supposed to play with those? And let's have a bunch of commercials of 20 something hipsters playing it at parties because that TOTALLY happens pfffft haha. Oh, and let's call it the "Switch" like switching """genders""" (oh man we got the goyim good with that one!)

Now the Jews just needed a fall goy. There was that one time they invited everyone at Nintendo to Epstein Island, so they would do. Thus the Nintendo Switch was born. Not a single one was actually manufactured: they just put out pictures and fake videos of it Gamers, already the most oppressed goyim, saw the terrible console and their hearts sank ever deeper: another just vengeance for the destruction of the second temple. And to twist the knife even further, an army of helpful sayanim in key sales and accounting positions would fabricate data to make it look like the Nintendo Switch would outsell even the PS2. That is why nobody has ever been seen playing a Nintendo Switch in real life and also why Jews could be seen dancing in the streets on the day that it "launched".

>>21452780
Suddenly, Grand Rabbi Meister Heeb flew in from Tel Aviv on his magic dreidl
>make up some new bullshit to weaken the goyim!
So his crafty sayanim got to work making a fake study about how eating processed meat totally gives you mega cancer. And they sent the findings to 2 places: AM radio for the cuckservatives and NPR for the loony liberals. And then it made it to the internet and all the good little goycattle gave a fluoride stare of ACKnowledgement before eating the Beyond burger and washing it down with a glass of yummy roach milk and, coincidentally, boosting all the chosen stock portfolios. But a special exception was given to US Marines, who would receive EXTRA ground pig asshole in their feed troughs for their important role in defending the Holy Land. "OORAH!" screamed Clive Tucker III of Alabama, not knowing that it was the Hebrew word for "awaken", "Thank you Grand Rabbi for this bounty of pig parts that I shall take into my unworthy self! Truly the minor Godliness of a mere Christian slug like me does not compare to your enlightened Jewish spirit! I would gladly use my 2-year old son as a shield to stop a bullet bound for your holy body!"

"You are most welcome, goy!" Meister Heeb said, before joining his fellow Jews to dance in the street and feast upon kosher hot dogs. The End.

>>715185685