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7/18/2025, 2:50:43 AM
Best Snake? Really? He barely had any lines. What a waste of a character. Apparently he was supposed to have way more lines, but then Kojima cut everything at the last minute because he watched a movie with a silent protagonist, and he thought it was cool and wanted to imitate it. I wish I was kidding. He allegedly made Death Stranding 2 worse for similar reasons, he thought the game was "too fun" and wanted to make it "controversial".
7/18/2025, 2:00:31 AM
7/18/2025, 1:18:29 AM
7/15/2025, 10:18:03 PM
>>715558157
Aqua is not loli you massive dumbie
Aqua is not loli you massive dumbie
7/2/2025, 5:34:48 PM
>>714278234
>be a kid born in the EU
>dad dies
>mom calls you saying you need to have a difficult conversation
>"Anon, your dad was a game developer..."
>eyes glowing, best news ever
>"He released 7 games..."
>mom starts crying so hard she can't even speak
>eventually recomposes herself
"He released 7 games... in the EU. You know what that means...?"
>"Thanks to Stop Killing Games, our family has to maintain these games in a 'playable state' forever, or else we get arrested."
>"There are vulnerabilities and exploits coming out every month. We need to keep patching the games and ensuring they are playable."
>"I am sorry anon but this is your life now. You will be a slave of the games your dad created."
What do?
>be a kid born in the EU
>dad dies
>mom calls you saying you need to have a difficult conversation
>"Anon, your dad was a game developer..."
>eyes glowing, best news ever
>"He released 7 games..."
>mom starts crying so hard she can't even speak
>eventually recomposes herself
"He released 7 games... in the EU. You know what that means...?"
>"Thanks to Stop Killing Games, our family has to maintain these games in a 'playable state' forever, or else we get arrested."
>"There are vulnerabilities and exploits coming out every month. We need to keep patching the games and ensuring they are playable."
>"I am sorry anon but this is your life now. You will be a slave of the games your dad created."
What do?
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