What’s the deal with time signatures?
Four-four, three-four, five-eight...make up your mind!
It’s music, not a math test!
You’re grooving along, then suddenly the drummer throws in a 7/8
Now you’re clapping like you're having a seizure.
And the conductor’s up there waving like he’s landing a plane.
Is this jazz, or is someone messing with the clock?

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What’s the deal with Pride Month?
It’s a month! I don’t even get a week for my birthday!
Suddenly every company’s got rainbow logos
Even oil companies! "Come fill up with us... we’re inclusive polluters!"
And have you seen the parades? It’s like Mardi Gras had a baby with a disco ball.
I’m not complaining I’m just saying,
June used to be about summer… now it’s about sequins and statements.

What's the deal with guitar amps?
They go to 11, but the neighbors call the cops at 3.
You want tube tone? Great!
Now you need 30 minutes to "warm it up" like it's a 1950s Buick.
And God help you if you bump one knob suddenly it’s jazz fusion time.

>complain when sluts are posted
>complain when lore is posted
>complain when nothing is posted