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>>715797137

>the Necky sound effect ripped straight out of DKC in the final level

>>714041818

>get invited to content guild by assfaggot clowns
>server has one rule: don't die
>run dungeon with assfaggot clowns you don't know or particularly like
>assfaggot clowns botch multiple pulls and even bring a boss into the clusterfuck
>turn and leave
>assfaggot clowns shit and piss
>some mute tranny dies
>assfaggot clown that pulled the boss dies
>other two assfaggot clowns malding for weeks
>you live
>become content king for a month
>every mentally ill youtuber making hour long essays about you winning
>every facet of your life under analysis because two literal whos died in Dire Maul that one time in a game from 2004
>shitters that die in Deadmines STILL invoking your name months later

He won.
That third world crybaby and his friend kvetching about it to the guild leader only made him stronger.
And then vindicated when said crybaby got people killed by roaching in MC.

The one rule was not to die. He not only lived in game, but now lives rent free in everyone elses head.