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7/4/2025, 4:14:14 PM
I hate boomers here so much now, they care so fucking little for their health
They spent their young smoking all day. Never walking more than a mile a day. Eating like they’re hard laborers. They go tan their skin in the microwave sun. And then once they fall into the health trap start believing the stupidest pseudoscience. It’s a shock not more of them have cancer
Then they’ll tell you stupid shit like
>enjoy your youth before you become frail like me
Like no Gertrude, you’re frail because you didn’t look over your body. Not because you’re old.
And then they made the economy service them. They always have to be the most special people in society for some stupid reason.
Jobs?
>no we’re going to keep our amazing jobs instead of retiring
Education
>we paid our tuition! I had to work a part time job during school to pay off each semester it was sooooo expensive. Spoiled brats they teach you nothing in school
Travel?
>no we’re going to go ruin these cities and monuments while you stay and work with the hope you can too
Homes?
>forget about it. We want to keep our suburban homes until we die instead of, *gasp* downsize into housing that is more appropriate for our lifestyles
Manners
>we expect that everyone will be kind to us, but we don’t have to be kind to them because we were nice people back in the day and this already paid that debt
>I was in the war!
No you weren’t. You were nothing like the men that fought the nazis and Japanese in WW2. You were dragged out to some poor country that doesn’t even have plumbing to go shoot the locals and probably didn’t see more than a few days in combat, if ever. Don’t pull that shit on me. Sorry if you were that small minority that had to trudge through jungle and mine fields so yuppies back home could make movies about you, but most boomer vets did not do that and those that can’t shut up about their heroic service need to stop acting like they did.
I hate boomers
They spent their young smoking all day. Never walking more than a mile a day. Eating like they’re hard laborers. They go tan their skin in the microwave sun. And then once they fall into the health trap start believing the stupidest pseudoscience. It’s a shock not more of them have cancer
Then they’ll tell you stupid shit like
>enjoy your youth before you become frail like me
Like no Gertrude, you’re frail because you didn’t look over your body. Not because you’re old.
And then they made the economy service them. They always have to be the most special people in society for some stupid reason.
Jobs?
>no we’re going to keep our amazing jobs instead of retiring
Education
>we paid our tuition! I had to work a part time job during school to pay off each semester it was sooooo expensive. Spoiled brats they teach you nothing in school
Travel?
>no we’re going to go ruin these cities and monuments while you stay and work with the hope you can too
Homes?
>forget about it. We want to keep our suburban homes until we die instead of, *gasp* downsize into housing that is more appropriate for our lifestyles
Manners
>we expect that everyone will be kind to us, but we don’t have to be kind to them because we were nice people back in the day and this already paid that debt
>I was in the war!
No you weren’t. You were nothing like the men that fought the nazis and Japanese in WW2. You were dragged out to some poor country that doesn’t even have plumbing to go shoot the locals and probably didn’t see more than a few days in combat, if ever. Don’t pull that shit on me. Sorry if you were that small minority that had to trudge through jungle and mine fields so yuppies back home could make movies about you, but most boomer vets did not do that and those that can’t shut up about their heroic service need to stop acting like they did.
I hate boomers
6/22/2025, 8:25:28 AM
>>33257585
But here’s the funny thing
I decided to open up tinder, and the first profile I see is literally the guy sitting right in front of me
I joked with them all about it and i was like
>can i swipe, what’s gonna happen
Instant match. We all laughed
Then the girls came over and “played tinder” with me while the guys got more booze
But here’s the funny thing
I decided to open up tinder, and the first profile I see is literally the guy sitting right in front of me
I joked with them all about it and i was like
>can i swipe, what’s gonna happen
Instant match. We all laughed
Then the girls came over and “played tinder” with me while the guys got more booze
6/20/2025, 4:59:53 AM
6/18/2025, 6:03:46 PM
>>33239115
I’m like a manic pixie dream girl but just the manic and have a cuddly wuddly need for affection and I’m not actually manic I just have depression and yeah im not a manic pixie dream girl but I can cook really good
I’m like a manic pixie dream girl but just the manic and have a cuddly wuddly need for affection and I’m not actually manic I just have depression and yeah im not a manic pixie dream girl but I can cook really good
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