>>715735270
man.ogg+BURNING EYES+Freedom+Don't Forget

>>714013071
>in love with the dragon
>a prim and proper girl likes him but he's a weirdo and doesn't care
>murders his enemies for the sake of the world
>misunderstood by everyone
>angels are canonically evil in his game
>final threat is giant human babies
Caim is Kris if it was just (You) and not him

>>714006795
>we hook Kris up with this
>he replays us by hitting us with a hockey stick
WE CAN TAKE IT BACK YOU KNOW

Don't get me wrong, I love this game and Undertale, but why does Toby Fox suck so much when it comes to writing romance specifically? First it was Undyne and Alphys and now it's Susie and Noelle.
Hell, it's like he writes better romance entirely by accident when he tries to write two characters being friends.

I want to be the antagonist of the weird route. Not the villain, the antagonist.

>>712765008
>Constantly near a sweet doe and a (previously aggressive) dino girl
>Can't jack off because the cosmic entity (a sweaty fuck sitting on his ass all day) is constantly watching and getting him through whimsical adventures}
>Even if he gets laid, said cosmic entity still influenced everything as long as he perceives it nearby
>Can't even draw dragons alone
I would've crashed out too ngl

>>712537821
so close yet so far
the reason for the extra damage is >>712537131
the guy unknowingly snitches on kris to us and that really pisses kris off (showing of much the little faggot deserves all the pain coming his way)
as an extra reminder, now that we have more context, it's clear that when you ask spamton about the knight he's about to spill the beans until kris threatens him to stop

>>712494692
>almost a decade of theory instantly annihilated by this one (1) tidbit

>>712479294
Ralsei would have my back in this scenario. He'd do it on the sly but he wouldn't let me get done dirty like this.