>>12002347
Alright, so here's how this goes: you pay me $5,000 and I will get this done for you. Will I do it myself? No, because I'm not gay. Instead, I will keep 4k of the five you give me, and I'll pay some transexual half asian guy 1k to do it. I will then give you what he produces for me, and you will have achieved your goal of getting this shitty game translated. You might say, "that's a terrible deal, someone else would do it for a lot less, you're not even doing any work!". That is mostly true, however, you're paying me 5k for the absolute guarantee that it will get done. How I go about this task is irrelevant; all you need to know is that you will receive what you ask for, and the price of achieving this goal has been stated. You're a man without options, and I'm an option. If you're interested, e-mail me at chadlongcock42069@hotmail.com. I'm not joking. That's my real e-mail address. Let's do this thing.
