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> The moment some real ass niggas hear some gringo whiteboys speaking English, they are marked as potential victims
This is true. I watched a buddy get robbed by literal trannies in front of the fanciest hotel on the fucking coco cabana.
>two big booty bitches run up and start trying to booty dance with me
>literally use my old football skills and juke away from them while staring them down
>then run up to my little buddy
>he is like omg bitches are booty dancing on me
>realize them are trannies
>GOTTA GO
>walk half a block down the sidewalk
>little buddy realizes wallet is gone
>wtf. Walks back to the two trannies still standing there
>where is my wallet
>trannies point to car parked on side of the street
>dark brown hairy ape arm comes out of black tinted window and flashes a shitty silver revolver
>well, I guess it’s time to cancel my credit cards
He only had like 100 dollars in cash but it was a pain to get his IDs and shit reissued. At the end of the day it was worth it for the story. Hope you enjoyed my blog