>>717658851
>it's woke garbage

TotK is literally a wholesome love story between two hero sexual white people.

Both filling archetypal fantasy roles with the male being a heroic knight who conquers evil to save the princess in peril.

How the fuck is that "woke"?

>>714769385
>I just really didn't want to watch those cutscenes

Damn boy you missed some of the best kino the series has ever seen. Sucks to be you.

>>714178428
>>714178573
Nah, it's hard to know how Nintendo will possibly top TotK.

>>712944789
TotK's tale is a kino love story between a white heterosexual couple.