Thirdies be like

>Hmm I think I will climb a coconut tree and get myself a free and refreshing drink. While I'm at it I will grab a couple extra ones to sell to dumb tourists for 1600% the price locals would pay for a coconut. With this money I can just lay on the beach and relax for the remainder of the week.

No but I know the loot table of every vanilla WoW dungeon and raid in my head.

crazy how the dog doesnt even look at the woman for 1 second
the dog instinctively knows exactly who the danger is and is hyperfocused on it
imagine if wypeepo had just 1% of this instinct

>>214087393
it can tell you are cheating when you for example switching to another tab to look at a map
look at this guy >>214087366
see how his map is all white? yeah that shows he is cheating

>>213889940
I need this but from a beautiful and loving woman instead of zogbots.
If a beautiful and warm woman knocked on my incel door and took me by the hand I would move mountains for her.

>>213887842
you would think they would run out of people to murder at some point

>>213872590
We're all gonna make it bro o algo

>>213834863
I would shoot through 10 innocent people to kill a traitor.
And by traitor I mean the brutal definition of the word, not some chud that retweets propaganda from an enemy country because no one wants to suck on his penis.

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

>>213589572
A question just popped into my head.

How do men feel when women abort their baby?
That has to be ultimate form of rejection.

im too retarded to read understand this
are the numbers for my country good or cool or cringe and should i feel good about them and shit on other people for not having as good numbers as us?

i switch between a british, american (i have been told it sounds californian) and swenglish accent depending on what i think will benefit me the most at that particular time

americans be like
>enjoy the stunning scenery careful crafted by artists?
>no im gonna watch bbc pmv hypno bnwo sissy trainers instead on my phone

>>213007892
this seems like bullshit BUT the other day i followed an italian recipe and it contained like 150ml olive oil and the next day i almost had diarrhoea

They are hiding their upper bodies in the oversized hats.

When I was a kid and I was at a friend's house and it was their time to eat dinner they would regularly offer me food but I always declined because I knew my own mother had food prepared for me at home and it would be rude to my mother if I ate my friend's food instead.
Usually when dinner was announced it was a natural end to the visit at my friend's house and it was a signal for me to go home to my own family instead.
Everyone understood how this works and no one felt weird about it.

Somehow foreigners have misinterpreted this "dance" as Nords not having any hospitality. And you want to call us autistic?

>>510013096
Will they blame whitey when their waters are polluted from all the sunk ships that there are no more fish to be caught?

>>212230163
>after witnessing the horrors of large scale modern warfare the average german has become more pro-war

Asians be like: Others races are having sex with our women????? LOOK AT THIS VIDEO OF OTHER RACES MEN HAVING SEX WITH OTHER RACES WOMEN!

>>212063995
Her body looks manlier than his.

>>211829757
China is committing white supremacy in Africa and they need to stop!

The jews scare me bro...
Israel have complete dominance over Iranian skies while being a fraction of the size and far away.

This is the equivalent of Estonia establish air supremacy over France.

Russian people be like:
>BLYAAAAAAA- *ass and guys explode everywhere* *gets turned into a webm to be posted on 4chan*

>>211761245
Fun fact: Somali women are only ever seen once during their life cycle in Sweden, it is when they first come here and go to the bux office, when they have secured their bux they never leave home again.