There's been an accident
COLLISION DETECTED

Your server crashed and burned 0.3 miles away from you. You can still attempt to login, but the development team might be damaged.

Send flowers to your dev team's hospital room ->

>>534483604
It turns out that Kes was in the car with the pajeet when he crashed as a result of trying to multitask b/w accepting Doordash deliveries and Uber rides

And the rest of the Epoch devs are Kes's cousins.

So:
>family issue
>medical issue
fact checks as TRUE

My tendies delivery man died

Shouldn't they send out a fresh one automatically? Why do I have to go pick it up myself?