>meet her son for the first time
>"Ahoy there, boyo!"
>"I be yer new dad now, har har har!"

>>512787118
I am afraid of basic computer technology in my car.

>>512727817
Jenkum

>>24525488
>I once killed a man
>he had a wife and two kids
>I slept peacefully

>>714477124
Don't care.
Not paying for video games.

shill me your multiplayer game
singleplayer buyfags stay out (i don't play for singleplayer games)

>>508030873
>"aye Cap'n, I din' know you smoked the dope"
>"I don't, boyo. It's for me bird"
>*slurred skwaking*
>"he's a regular fiend, he is"

>>507905821
>Read pirate books
>speak like a pirate
>think like a pirate
>dress like a pirate
>act like a pirate

Aye lad, fortune favor ye' and a kind wind be at your back

>>24444581
My grandfather was part of these "Apple User Groups" back in the 1980s and 1990s, he ended up accumulating a fuckton of pirated software.