>Boys like hot girls
>Girls like hot guys
>Both like catchy songs
>People generally like fun action
>People like actual romance
>Anime and Kpop are very popular
>The villain is an actual villain and threatening
HOLY SHITm WHO WOULD'VE THUNK ALL THESE THINGS DONE WELL WOULD MAKE A SUCCESSFUL MOVIE!?

>>718099501
This isn't very funny

This thread feels like it was made by and for zoomers and underages who didn't remember how piss awful the Wii U's launch was, and how long it took for fucking anything to come out.

The Switch 2's launch isn't anything that special, but getting DK so soon after the console's release isn't anything to sneeze at. It took MONTHS for the Wii U to get fucking anything of value after launched, and even then it was nothing to justify the console's existence.

>>149228392
The worst part of this was ironically when it was trying to be a TMNT product
I don't want to hear a single person bitch about they Bay turtles origins, and the sewer book, when this one they learned perfect martial arts from fucking Youtube compilations

Also the finale is just a worse version of the "You mess with New York" scenes from Spider-Man 1 and 2

>Barely gave out Devkits for Switch 2
Why did Nintendo do this? They know how important it is, and didn't skimp out on them for Switch 1