>>96961303
>mfw every blacksmith is a woman and every Barbarian is a woman
>mfw every female knight is a lesbian with the princess
>mfw every Tiefling is either a quirk chungus or slut
>mfw every Goliath is just Grog from Critical Role
>mfw it's another "daddy never loved me" episode
>mfw it's another "trauma struggle in the coffee shop" episode
>mfw found family
>mfw the bard exclusively plays like a rock star, despite this does not fuck groupies
>mfw the only woman with prominent breasts is the evil woman
>mfw the only good straight white man has white hair or graying beard
>mfw Rule Zero means Rules Don't Exist
>mfw so far removed from hex crawl that hero-fagging your character is expected
>mfw can't even kill your character without the GM begging you to allow it