>>213650509
Me too. She looked just like my mom.

>>213649439
Yes. That's why the brits also drive on the wrong side of the road. It was a holdover from when they'd march on the left of us when we marched to the battlefield. That's also why they are still butthurt over Washington using camo and gorilla warfare tactics.

>>512831239
I love fucking my wife while she's pregnant. It's like having a threesome.

>>76482507
I've never had a hangover no matter how drunk I get in my 40 years. The secret is to not eat anything all day and don't stop drinking til you run out of beer or pass out. You gotta do it fast, like a 6 pack in a half hour speed to start. I can drink a 24 pack, black out, and wake up the next morning feeling like a million bucks.

>>213536586
I suffer no PTSD from bullying because was too autistic to tell that people were fucking with me.

Best thread at the moment.

>>512612334
You're brown

>>213483963
You're doing good, my guy. Maybe I'll talk to HR about your salary. Keep up the hard accounting!