>>536041428
Im not retarded Im just clumsy.

>>149839994
>Tfw she will never ramble about her favourite show to you in janky Eastern European English
I didn't think I'd like this character from the trailers. But they gave her a cute voice and it all worked out. Same with the bird, really. I wasn't really interested but they gave her a fun personality that fits together with Snake really well.

One of the worst parts about all of this is that literally nothing could have been done. Even if people swarmed in and started playing again, they'd be immediately turned off by the retarded unlock system.