>>76787170
i'm in england and most of the cosmetic surgery that people get they visit Turkey and make it into a kind of mini-holiday. good results from reputable places i've seen.
strange really even when 310lbs my face wasn't fat fat, just a kind of blob because the fat was covering it. still have 65lbs to go until i get my good looks back, it's been 6 years since i've seen them. i'm noticing them a little even now so my face must've gotten more masculine over the years as a fatty. can't wait to see the results.
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>>520211705
when i was 18 I met my ex, 16, on an app called 'hot or not'. she lied about her age on there because it said she was 18. after meeting and all that the 2nd time i met her when i fingered her only my index finger went in. i tried two but they just wouldn't fit, let alone my dick. she was pretty, in her prime and her castle doors wouldn't even let my knight gain access... few more times and it was permitted.
when i was 18 I met my ex, 16, on an app called 'hot or not'. she lied about her age on there because it said she was 18. after meeting and all that the 2nd time i met her when i fingered her only my index finger went in. i tried two but they just wouldn't fit, let alone my dick. she was pretty, in her prime and her castle doors wouldn't even let my knight gain access... few more times and it was permitted.
>>518962298
if you're handsome they're never rude
if you're handsome they're never rude
>>515652327
before the age of 21 i was a complete mess. 270lbs, moonface, dyel fat bastard. ended up losing the weight hermit mode and underneath the fat there happened to be a chiselled diamond shaped face.
people who used to bully me all of a sudden were apologising and wanted to be my best friend. women would look at me in the street, look away and then double-take me all the time. people held doors for me, let me Infront of them at the grocery store, would talk to me at the bus stop.
am pushing 32 and it's still the same, and i've been bald for a few years now
no ozempic tho
before the age of 21 i was a complete mess. 270lbs, moonface, dyel fat bastard. ended up losing the weight hermit mode and underneath the fat there happened to be a chiselled diamond shaped face.
people who used to bully me all of a sudden were apologising and wanted to be my best friend. women would look at me in the street, look away and then double-take me all the time. people held doors for me, let me Infront of them at the grocery store, would talk to me at the bus stop.
am pushing 32 and it's still the same, and i've been bald for a few years now
no ozempic tho
in two weeks time i wouldn't have had sex in 10 years.
the thing that's most turning on about sex is your control over your partner.
if you rattle her around just right, and make her orgasm multiple times she might as well be putty in your hands.
I mean
>be me
>2nd relationship
>gf insists on writing goodnight essay messages with myriad multicoloured heart emoji mosaics
>play along for a few days
>notice the length increasing
>friend wants me to come out one night
>aeroplane mode.png
>get back home at 8am after being out all night doing stimulants with friend
>deactivate aeroplane mode
>50 missed calls
>wtf.jpg
>phone rings
>answer
>gf is psychotic over the phone
>says she's coming over
>30 minutes pass
>banging on the front door shouting
>answer door
>she pushes her way in crying saying that i don't care about her
>tell her i was out with a friend and that she's worrying about nothing
>pulls my trousers down and fills her mouth with my cock
>end up fucking right there and proceed to go upstairs
>run towards my room and open the door
>got on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur
if you rattle her around just right, and make her orgasm multiple times she might as well be putty in your hands.
I mean
>be me
>2nd relationship
>gf insists on writing goodnight essay messages with myriad multicoloured heart emoji mosaics
>play along for a few days
>notice the length increasing
>friend wants me to come out one night
>aeroplane mode.png
>get back home at 8am after being out all night doing stimulants with friend
>deactivate aeroplane mode
>50 missed calls
>wtf.jpg
>phone rings
>answer
>gf is psychotic over the phone
>says she's coming over
>30 minutes pass
>banging on the front door shouting
>answer door
>she pushes her way in crying saying that i don't care about her
>tell her i was out with a friend and that she's worrying about nothing
>pulls my trousers down and fills her mouth with my cock
>end up fucking right there and proceed to go upstairs
>run towards my room and open the door
>got on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur
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remember zoomers,
before fucking, use your index finger and middle finger, insert fingers into her vagina with the back of your hand parallel the floor. then instead of falling for the novice trap of pulling your fingers out then reinserting them, proceed to bend your fingers repeatedly smashing upwards to the vaginal errogenous zone. as her body starts to tense up from this repeated action, then rub her clitoris. this will force her to orgasm. do this two or three times then her brain will be completely on another dimension so it won't even matter if you cum in 30 seconds.
if you do that she'll fall in love with you.
before fucking, use your index finger and middle finger, insert fingers into her vagina with the back of your hand parallel the floor. then instead of falling for the novice trap of pulling your fingers out then reinserting them, proceed to bend your fingers repeatedly smashing upwards to the vaginal errogenous zone. as her body starts to tense up from this repeated action, then rub her clitoris. this will force her to orgasm. do this two or three times then her brain will be completely on another dimension so it won't even matter if you cum in 30 seconds.
if you do that she'll fall in love with you.
xylophones
watching dragons den, gonna be a millionaire, me.
legalise prescription opioids
>>512715207
if you're like me, (pic related) you can say anything to a bird and she'll make some weird excuse in her head because you're handsome.
if you're like me, (pic related) you can say anything to a bird and she'll make some weird excuse in her head because you're handsome.
>>512487232
>neighbour annoyed
love pulling up to a traffic light with me windows open blasting classic FM. visceral disgust on normoid faces
>neighbour annoyed
love pulling up to a traffic light with me windows open blasting classic FM. visceral disgust on normoid faces
gonna crank me knob to stella francis' cock as it flaps about whilst i'm fucking her.
i wanna fuck stella francis so fucking hard while giving her a reacharound that she starts convulsing, cumming down my leg, deflating her so much so that a physical beating is in order.
when I've spunked on her back i'll set it on the side of my sick and make her snort it and then punch her round the jaw.
when I've spunked on her back i'll set it on the side of my sick and make her snort it and then punch her round the jaw.
so many anons obsessed with having hair. i'm bald but have a very chiselled face and being bald hasn't been a problem whatsoever
>>511094990
being bald is excellent if you're handsome, and that means you don't need a beard.
checkmate facelet.
being bald is excellent if you're handsome, and that means you don't need a beard.
checkmate facelet.