>>515000262
>Yer but your cock likes women so you have no choice.
I know
my damn traitor penis isn't even racist...

>>513610361
God rest his precious soul.
Forgive me Fred I knew not what I did.

>>513488634
:(

Hoy tuve un examen para ascender y estuve de la verga

>>512844217
>I’m a xoomer :|
xoomer is tail end of Gen X?
yeah basically a millenial.
just as fucked financially
just as lefty and gay
mfw

>>512110995
mfw the ayatollah was right about us being the great satan.

How do I make myself more likable? It seems like I make people uncomfortable no matter how hard I try to be congenial.

I have a sad story.
>mom gives me money every day for school lunch
>had a sonic coin bank as a kid
>would put extra dollar bills in it to save for a GBA game or something from Blockbuster
>empty it out one day
>barely anything in it
>wtf
>tell mom
>she says she used it to give me lunch money
>get really mad at her
>think it was the angriest I had ever been up to that point in my life (I was no older than 7)
>still remember how sorry she sounded when she apologized
>realize years later that was the only way she could feed me because my dad was a cheap piece of shit who didn't care about us and he would rather spend money on cigarettes and scratch off tickets

>>716191657
>the billyplays games video where he jerks off to a chicken in a cage in a Modern Warfare 2 map and it's semi visible from the reflection of the TV screen is lost to time forever

nie no kurwa nie chce mi się już walić wgl. chuj w ręku odpale coś może pare minut coś tam powale ale mi się nudzi. a nie waliłem od piątku
jeszcze z miesiąc temu po 48h nowalenia to mi serce napierdalało jak ułamek suta zobaczyłem na 'necie a teraz nawet mi do hypnogoonu nie staje
co ja mam teraz robić jak to moje jedyne hobby było? nie wiem

>>714094329
KMAO
(KEK-MAO)

feels bad man