>Nahhh dude, this is a sex havers board. We FUCK around here. Like we lay TOTAL PIPE brah and CRUSH BREWSKIES at the sports bar before TOSSIN the pigskin. Go sportsball!
Kek you can tell how DESPERATE and PATHETIC all the sex having FAGGOTS here to be seen as cool. Dragging a fat HOG from the local dive bar back to your apartment and using her body as a fleshlight while she's blackout drunk DOES NOT make you better than the rest of us.
In fact, IT MAKES YOU WORSE.
You are SOOOOOOO PATHETIC gloating about how you have sex on anonymous hacker forum 4chan.org. What would the zogbot hambeasts you "slay" think about that? They'd look at you like you're a weirdo and maybe even berate you.
>I heard about 4chan on tiktok. Are you some kind of nazi? What's wrong with you
FACE IT. YOU ARE A LOSER. YOU ARE WORSE THAN ME BECAUSE YOU HAVE SEX. YOU ARE THROWING AWAY YOUR LIFEFORCE TO DISGUSTING HOOKUPS.
>I have a gf tho
I BET SHE'S A WHORE. I bet you're the type of KEKOLD to marry a girl who has expressed love to another man before, or held his hands, or kissed him, OR FUCKED HIM.
YEP.
IF YOU'RE A SEX HAVER CHANCES ARE YOU ARE A KEKOLD WHO IS JUST FINE WITH DATING OR FUCKING USED GOODS.
COULDN'T BE ME.
>Well ACKSHUALLY back in 2008, asdf69 and namefag11 were incels and we ALL made fun of them
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Greasy old man go pay your taxes and leave the posting to us young bucks.
Sorry, but I'm NOT like the rest of you. I won't SETTLE for SECOND HAND GOODS.
My beautiful teen bride will be a virgin with freckles and brunette hair and light green/blue eyes. She will love reading and the outdoors and drawing and all sorts of interesting hobbies instead of EATING CHIPOTLE AND WATCHING LOVE ISLAND like the rest of foidkind. You will still be on this site ten years into the future talking about how you managed to bring back some girl and lay your FAT body on top of her for two minutes while I will be enjoying life with my PERFECT wife and kids.
SEX HAVING LOSERS I WON