>>721155613
I once had my porn stash loaded onto a portable harddrive, years of deranged content, gigabytes of it. I was in a share house while at University and I was worried someone would somehow find it on my laptop. In my second year I got invited over unexpectedly by a girl I liked, she wanted me to bring over some movies. I couldn't find a USB large enough so I just loaded it onto my harddrive without thinking. So I drive over and we have a nice dinner. Shes giving off good vibes and we later settle in to watch some of these movies. Im excited, this is in the bag, im gonna get my weenie sucked. 
So shes got this media box thing hooked up to her TV, I plug in my harddrive and sit back down. She opens it up with the remote and...this fucking thing scans the entire drive and suddenly starts generating a gigantic grid of thumbnails. It was all my porn, all of it 1300 videos, and its constantly updating the grid as it finds more so its effectively a slideshow of every degenerate video I have. I instinctually launch myself from the couch and literally slap my drive across the loungeroom so hard it explodes against the wall. The scanning stops but all the thumbnails are still up on screen. She's speechless. All my porn is gone, along with several assignments that I had stored on there. I say something like "Im gonna go". 
My weenie remained unsucked for the rest of the year.