>>58164832
>typhlosion
>shillmon
you are the stupidest motherfucker on /vp/ (you should be proud, that's quite the accomplishment)

>>58165362
>game freak adds rape pastas to a children's franchise
pokefags cheer and laugh at the slandered pokemon
>Game freaks adds people with slightly harder working melanocytes
pokefags chimp out and throw feces at the screen

why are pokefags like this?

>>58095283
>women can't have male ancestors
>Enamorous is a trans, because...IT JUST IS OKAY!
>Onmyoji are...trannies? (What are you even calling typhlosion, what's the triangle swirl thing, why it have HIV? like seriously, what the fuck am I even looking at?)
>a shell is a diaper
why are you like this?

>Go Poison deck
>ACREUSBAT ARCEUSBAT ARCEUSBAT
>Go Electric deck
>DRAGONITE DRAGONITE DRAGONITE
>Go Grass anything
>STOKEZARD STOKEZARD STOKEZARD

While they're not always a 100% couterdeck, it's still fucking retarded that my decks "attract" a certain archetype

>>57992767
So it's no WONDER I've been missing every EeveeEX pick

...Great I can stop investing pulls in EG then since it's completed

>It's another instaloss because you went first episode

I hate this channel

>>57957316
>no shilling in the games or anime
>Megas (TWO of them in case of CHARIZARDerino)
>Gigas
>Leon's UNBEATABLE CHARIZARD
>constant moves pool buffs (should be the bare minimum but fuck it, I'm counting this considering some starters don't even get this)
>Playerable characters in nearly every spin-off like Smash, Unite, Pokken when most Pokemon will KILL to be playable in even just one
>Constant prominent anime appearances all of which shown in powerful and/or positive ways
>no shilling in the games or anime

mfw

Who gives a shit about these whack ass loser Pokemon.