Wtf is a "yamato nakadashi"?

Grass Wonder. You will never be japanese. You have no japanese genes. You were never born from a japanese breeder.

You are an American racehorse trained in Japan. You were born in the USA.

All the "Yamato Nadeshiko" you receive is half-hearted. Behind your back your friends complement you as a foreign beauty. Your parents are American. Torenas think you transfered from Tracen US Academy to Tracen JP. Tazuna once tried to speak broken english to you. Yayoi even asked for your Visa and transfer papers when you enrolled. Hundreds of years of thoroughbred breeding has given you the perfect, unmistakable characteristics of an American racehorse, no amount of "japanification" will change that.

You will never be a japanese racehorse. Every single morning, during your tea ceremonies, after El splatters tabasco all over your natto, you fake a smile and tell yourself it's going to be okay. But deep inside, you want to be like her. You want to shoot revolvers like Taiki Shuttle, watch Tom Cruise's Top Gun like Mayano, and eat fat burgers and fries with a side of XL Cola. Eventually it will be too much to bear, you'll buy yourself a ticket to USA, buy a huge SUV, wear a cowboy hat, and wield your firearm in public while screaming "FREEDOM". Your parents will find you, happily running and winning in American turfs and derbys. Your perfect genes will live on to the next generation, and your legacy will be of foals with unmistakable American racehorse identity.

Your fate is sealed. You can never turn your back on your heritage.

You will return to the land of the free.

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100% pure American Yamato Nadeshiko.