>join xbone lobby
>PC starts screaming and going full throttle
What the fuck is this game.

Rebalancedivers warbonds edition:
>Pacifier armor pen 3 > 4
>Sterilizer direct damage 30 > 140
>One True Flag damage 110/55 > 220/110
>De-Escalator > fast loader reload when magazine is out of ammo
>MA5C damage 80/16 > 95/25
>M094 armor pen 2 > 3
>M6C/SOCOM damage 100/25 > 300/75
>Pineapple armor pen 3 > 5
>G-31 Arc demo force 20 > 30
>Stim Pistol Iron Sight > 4x Combat Scope

Hivelord
>150 000 health > 250 000
>Melee attack damage ??? > 100 000 armor pen ??? > 9

Automatons
>AI and aim accuracy reverted to launch
>War Strider hip joints 750 > 500 durable 80% > 25%

Illuminate
>Leviathan Warp Disc Fatal No > Yes
>Flesh mob durable 25% > 0%

>>720331243
>Q1 plinking with his ass primary
>S4 running around doing fuckall
>W3 somehow fucked off in the distance with a breach
>H3 flirting with the bug
is this your best co-op game, hellsissies?

>>720314850
what if the bugs were cute girls tho

>bugs went from the easiest faction to the hardest faction with a huge power gap in one update
What were they thinking?

https://i.imgur.com/hnvAmDd.mp4

mini PSA that the rupture warriors double tap you when surfacing, first through the animation second is an invisible hit.

>rupture warriors unerringly rape you BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE THE HOST otherwise they can't hit you at all
>alpha commanders relentlessly chase you and spawn nonstop Warhammer 40k sized hordes of alpha warriors BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE THE HOST otherwise they just randomly walk off and idle somewhere
>shriekers swarm your position and take your head, legs and arms off in huge swooping flybys BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE THE HOST otherwise they just hover around doing nothing

Steam is offering me a free game DLC sold separately cus there's a delay in fixing my 'eck
What should I redeem?

>call down FRV
>someone immediately grabs it, drive directly into where the hive lord is about to emerge and gets devoured before leaving
>replacement player joins
>calls down 380 and napalm directly on top of me as soon as he spawns
>shoot him as he's typing his third one, walk out of the bombardment without dying and kick him
What the fuck is going on, I thought India had its internet cables cut

>>538313675
Could have been worse

>>538235169
Alright that's enough of you

>>538206624
>let's just lie on the internet, what could go wrong?
They really want their asses to get raped, don't they?

>>538155873
NOOO ANO THE NAMES

>>538110013
Didn't read. Get milked.

AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE I DON'T WANT TO GET MILKED