>>514831550

Dear god! Please no! Not like this!

>>513977691

A country with mainly (((southern European))) ethnicity complains about what?

You voted for this. And if you didn’t then you’re a Peronists.

Simple as.

With a mighty heave, Bongino cast the Ring into the lava. The Epstein files ignited in a blaze of revelation, the blackmail chains shattering. Sauron’s tower crumbled, his eye exploding in defeat. The orc hordes, freed from the spell, scattered in confusion— no longer mindless invaders, but souls adrift, their trafficking masters undone.
The Fellowship returned as heroes. Bongino and Patel to their hobbit holes, wiser and wearier. Fuentes vanished into the wilds, ever vigilant. Jones mined new veins of truth in his dwarven halls. And Trump? He rode back to his elven realm, proclaiming, “We won bigly. The biggest victory in Middle-earth history.”
And so, peace returned, though whispers lingered: for in the ashes of the Ring, new shadows might one day stir. But for now, the free peoples rejoiced, their borders secure, their secrets safe.

Across from him, Ben Shapiro, fully embracing his Spiderman persona, swings in on a web line, landing with a theatrical flip. His red-and-blue suit gleams under the streetlights, web-shooters primed, and his signature glasses perched atop his mask. “Facts don’t care about your kinetic cards, Theo! I’ve got the agility of a Talmudic scholar and the strength to debunk your swamp logic—let’s debate this with precision!” he quips, his voice rapid-fire as ever.
The fight kicks off with Theo hurling a charged ace of spades, the card exploding in a burst of energy near Ben’s feet, sending tourists scattering with gasps and cheers. Ben reacts instantly, leaping into a backflip, shooting a web to yank a streetlamp pole toward him for leverage. He counters with a web barrage, aiming to ensnare Theo, shouting, “Your powers are impressive, but they lack empirical grounding!”

>>513329305

DC is less woke than MCU. Change my mind.