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The Saga of the Dora Dragons
A long time ago, in the celestial East Round, three dragons were summoned to decide who gets to bless the tiles with bonus points.
They showed up in reverse order of enthusiasm.
The White Dragon, pure as freshly bleached riichi sticks. First to show up because he’s a punctual nerd who sets his alarm for 4AM. He’s so early he’s already had a yakuman before anyone else’s tiles were shuffled. He brings nothing to the party except crisp vibes and a terrifying commitment to “starting on time.”
The Green Dragon, your eco-friendly friend who recycles their riichi sticks and insists everyone sort their discards by suit for "feng shui reasons." Shows up second, fashionably late, wearing a moss-covered haori and humming the Ichihime wind song ironically. He only came because Haku guilt-tripped him in the group chat.
The Red Dragon, who absolutely did not wake up before noon. Rolls in last, sunglasses still on indoors, holding a convenience store Strong Zero and smelling faintly of yakitori. He didn’t read the invite, doesn’t know the rules, and will still somehow win with a ridiculous hand and brag about it.
Just remember:
White shows up first, Green gets dragged along, Red crashes the party.
