>>18476576
I vaguely remember a greentext about an Anon who had alopecia universalis and it was controlling his life but then he met a girl who was REALLY into it. She called him "her alien" and the positive attention caused him to break away from the mindset that the super-baldness was ruining his life. OP, you have a unique condition but the deleterious effects are created or exacerbated by your perspective. There are 3 avenues to address this.
1:Try and hide it (not recommended).
2: Ignore it and wear what you like.
3: Lean into the baldness and dress like an alien or that really hungry French guy.
For maximum fun, alternate between the 3.