Around this time next year I won't be able to shitpost Phainon anymore because literally nobody will bite the bait

Nobody wants to see this fag do nothing but yap and get hijacked by Kevin again

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS #9]

Horses also face dangers in racing. 1.5 horses die out of every 1,000 starts in the United States. The U.S. Jockey Club in New York estimates that about 600 horses died at racetracks in 2006. The Jockey Club in Hong Kong reported a far lower figure of 0.58 horses per 1,000 starts. There is speculation that drugs used in horse racing in the United States, which are banned elsewhere, are responsible for the higher death rate in the United States.

In the Canadian province of Ontario, a study of 1,709 racehorse deaths between 2003 and 2015 found that the majority of deaths were attributable to "damage during exercise to the horses' musculoskeletal system", including fractures, dislocations, and tendon ruptures. Mortality rates were eight times higher for thoroughbreds than standardbreds, and highest amongst young horses. The study also found that the incidence of off-track deaths was twice as high for thoroughbreds.

In the United Kingdom, 186 horses were killed as a direct result of racing in 2019. Of these 145 died in National Hunt (jump) racing and 41 in flat racing. A report published in 2005 estimated that "around 375 horses who are entered into races each season die from their injuries, or they are killed because they are considered of no further commercial value, even though they are young enough to continue racing." It added, "Reasons for horses being destroyed include broken legs, back, neck and pelvis; fatal spinal injuries, exhaustion, heart attack, and burst blood vessels in the lungs."

>fujoxisters are leaving
>yurixisters may be getting starved again
>hetxisters obliterated into smithereens
>only pags remain for the final stretch of flophoreus

>>531032131
Omnipandering was simply a mistake. Hoyo can't even do it well either so it's a double mistake.

>yumeroon still can't accept her man is omnipandering and will go right back to watching him suck another man's dick after his banner ends
KEKAPOW
Xhe never learns

>>530588605
More marketing more pandering more gay porn until this shit planet ends
That's how it always is

Yup, just came to Mydei's boobs again
Those things are fucking massive

>>529964786
Napoleon commented on the fact that he saw thousands of men die on the battlefield and was completely numb to it but his emotions were genuinely hurt when he saw a dog limping on the battlefield

Past a certain point you just grow numb to it

>>529860662
....Fine

YABBADABBADOO
FUCK MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND
AND TAKE MY PROTAG ROLE TOO

>>714427270
You live in a mud hut and eat boiled garbage

>>529765305
Just top up youll get him for sure

>can't exactly cuckpost Phainon anymore because he clearly doesn't want Cyrene and loves (You) but also spiritually he's so punished that the memes are still funny
Torn....

Khaslana aka Flamereaver salvaged Phainon's dogshit bland ass, as I had hoped he would.

The problem with Phainon is not just that he's fujobait but that he fails to be a proper shonen protagonist in part due to the fujobait. He's supposed to be close to all heirs theoretically, but he's mostly just close to Whoredei and Haggylaea, maybe Slutrice if you want to cope.
>>529357357
Wyelp I'm out

Total Lord Ravager Death

>>528858525
>>528858774
>>528858819
Fagnon is one of the ugliest males ever created and you are all mentally ill

I'm sorry for being a bland cuck only loved by shippers whose narrative killed the game

I'm Nanook's top guy.... What am i gonna do?
Nanook the Aeon chose me to lead the Destruction....

If Qlipoth the Great tells you you're his top guy... you're his top guy. You're now in a position where you have no choice but "Oh i'm Qlipoth's top guy"

Nanook... needs me??? Alright... i'l do it... I got your back Nanook! That's my point, and i say that with the most respect towards whatever planet the Destruction wiped out...

>discussing things happening in Nothing Ever Happens Rail
This game's wasted potential could fuel lethal weapons that decimate civilizations

>>528583423
Welcome to the club

>>528361125
...and proud.

>>528309220
I prefer to watch instead