My girlfriend is pregnant

I am fat and pre diabetic
I am going to start running to lose weight
Any protips

i wish my cunt still had the death penalty...

i have gambling fatigue...

I dont trust white men that travel alone to SEA, im 100% they are pedophiles

Hi
So uhhhh
I saw you and uhhhh
I thought you look cute
Would you uh Like to uhh go out or something

I have already accepted that my penis will stop working the moment I turn 30, I've spent half of my life jerking off basically everyday.

Just learned about the Philippine–American War
Americans wtf

I'm constantly humiliated in this website

tried to start up a conversation with the bus driver by asking him if he got enough fuel for the rest of the day and he told me to shut up

I can't stop scratching my balls
It's itchy all the time

>kein Frühstück
>10 Stunden-Tag
>keine Mittagspause
So kann man auch abnehmen. Kommt wohl aber auch früh ins Grab.

>Cheapest house to rent in my city costs 1/3 of my salary
>It's literally situated in the middle of a favela
>Any house better than this costs my entire salary

How the fuck am I supposed to live

>>212747743
I will never live that down now will I

I saw that one show with the ponies in them

>>212489299
Sorry

>>212478135
>Str*ight men get a perfect size for bottoms while I get a giant anaconda for a penis
This world isn't fair

when will 4trans let us upload .webp files so i dont have to waste time turning them into jpegs before using them in this site?

>>212232590
Klingt ehrlich gesagt wie etwas, das ich nicht lesen möchte.
Das eigene reelle Leben ist auch so schon schwer und beschissen genug. Da brauche ich nicht auch noch mit den Existenzängsten und Sorgen eines Nachkriegs-Akademikers belastet zu werden.
Was ich möchte ist ein positiver Gegenpol zu den Härten und Sorgen des Alltags.

>story set in the future
>religion still exists