How do I get an Indonesian gf?

I'm going to learn French and then travel to France just to speak it badly on purpose

>>722987029
I call my mother by her name because I hate her. I'm still calling my father dad.

hadithjaks and godjaks are actually funny

what happened to those hilarious nerds who had an AI waifu fighting league, and would write pages and pages of embarrassing lore about their fake women along with tweets and texts between the women?

Please wait a while before making a thread

I'm so autistic about keeping the diet I refuse to eat even a single small candy that has like 10 kcal. Each time my portion of fruit exceeds whatever I weighted on a previous day and put into my spreadsheet, I subtract the difference in calories from rice.

You re telling me i will be able to drone russians from my mothers basement?

that bitch ain't believe my dick
she asked to see my girth certificate

>>40411830
>bc i'm a dysphoric male who presents as a "woman" myself.

I just show up 20 minutes late to every movie after picking the seats I want online. They literally cannot make me watch previews.

Everyone always says God bad for telling Jews to genocide palestinians, but no one ever asks why God told Jews to genocide palestinians

Windows is for pajeets
Apple is for faggots
Linux is for trannies
What os does a white, heterosexual man use?

My bf doesn’t like having sex with me unless I’m wearing makeup and lingerie. He says it looks too much like gay sex when I’m completely nude.

>>105719548
China wants to sell shit
Niggerland wants you to import endless floods of niggers and pajeets to commit cultural suicide

do czego fajnego można używać ejaj jako przeciętny zjadacz chleba?

>>508190218
>and makes you infertile
Oh no, it's not like I have anyone to have a family with

How do I switch teams? I want to join team China