9 results for "d7ad90013d8f37f447b8e1df47a93aaf"
>>720504751
>Cry that nobody plays tf2
>Years later
>Continue to cry that nobody plays tf2
>Literal years of his life have been lost because he will never escape being the free to play in 2014 desperately trying to emulate having friends and being a "tf2 old fag" by playing with a bunch of other complete fags with no personality
MicrosoftCraft isn't retro since it has all the trappings of today
>Groomer pedophiles preying on children
>Exploitative monetization schemes
>Before even being fun most people play it to get into a lucrative advertising career where you basically get paid to pretend the game is ACTUALLY fun (it isn't).
NotchCraft/Legacy Console is retro
>Mostly trying to do fun shit
>Easy to play with your friends in a server
>Parts where the game is shit are there because Notch is a retard not because he thinks it'll add a hundred hours to some dickhead's youtube series (Durability)
The experience is honestly so fucking different they might as well be two completely different games.
>Can't talk about the one game people actually liked that came out this year
>Expected to care about Call of fucking Duty
>DLC for a beloved game had all the people who gave a shit got banned and now it's a general for a bunch of uninteresting pedophiles
>FUCKING THE PACMAN WORLD 2 THREAD GOT PRUNED
Dog shit time to be gamer.
Gaming fundamentally broke around 2014 or so and basically became a series of pyramid schemes where the primary incentive was becoming a marketer for games, rather than the games actually being a product of any sort of value as a game to be played.
In addition: There's a massive problem of "scale" for current gen titles that makes it basically mandatory to afford the scam of how much marketing your game "legit" can cost.
In short
>Games exist as an advertising career opportunity
>Games need to make good ads before anything else
>Advertising (Games) is broken because google killed the internet. (Where you find the most gamers).
>>718042842
It is physically impossible for me to understate how absolutely fucking hilarious of a launch lineup this was to tie in with the fact that microsoft decided to be fags and cripple the standard controller for the next TWENTY YEARS by not spending the under a cent extra for their controllers to have Gyro.
It is honestly, and truely, the funniest fucking thing that's probably ever happened in gaming maybe short of them having Blinx get DP'd by Arby and the Chief in November of the previous year.
>Warn fags like OP and the five niggas in this thread that crying about Deltarune all day every day won't actually bruteforce the opinion that people don't actually like it, and it'll just get people to see the people that freak out about it are unreasonable loons
>Continually cry about it for multiple days anyway
Well I warned you.
On a, semirelated note, it's interesting that anime pedophiles still do the "furries are zoophiles thing" even though it proves furries want something else and completely nukes the only defense anime pedophiles have
>Ce n'est pas un bébé
Runescape WAS the perfect balance of MUD and Gameplayn't for people to network with eachother.
These days people just play it without any sort of idea why it was good, and the people working on it don't get it either.
They just have a vague understanding that "It's good" and that "It's popular".
>Try to talk about game that released two months ago
>REEEE BANNED FROM ALL BOARDS I'M SO FUCKING MAD PUT IT ON /vg/ EVEN THOUGH I SPERGED OUT SO BAD I GAVE YOU A GLOBAL BAN
>Game gets custom player skins
>REEEEEEEE FUNNY PLAYER SKINS BAN BAN BAN FOR OFF TOPIC I'M SO MAD YOU CAN CREATE THINGS I CAN'T REEEEEEEE ANCHORED
>Leave replies shitting on it in the thread
>Oh whats that? 15 completely off topic threads shilling Gay Eye crap? Another 12 shitass pedophile threads about the dankey kang game nobody cares about?
>That's le cultural benomena
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>>717644872
>THEY'RE HOMESTUCK
>THEY'RE MLP
>SOMEONE BAN THEM I DON'T LIKE THAT IT'S POPULAR AND IT ISN'T THE DELTARUNES ARE ALL BOTS LIKE TF2 PLAYERS