when the game came out, i was the first to tell this thread that the bird is indian. people didn't believe me

>>213734186
My only knowledge of them is when LinusTechTips brought an expensive PC at a mall there. They seem pretty chill

>>213714678
>Now he has learned
Learned what? not to trust Brazilians? that's not a good thing to learn

>>82143987
*mind blown pepe*

>good looking moid with common interests is double texting me
>Can't get attracted to him cause I tried having a convo with him about something and he was dry and normies

S m h most men are so annoying, loser literally is in it and he can't have a intelligent non dry convo s mh

No I will not have sex with someone I am not physically attracted to
No I will not sex annoying muh based misogynists
No I will not fall for for the moid purity testing to check that I am one of the good women
Yes men are more evil and violent per stats therefore I don't trust em
Yes I don't care about the muh age and muh bodycount, if you don't like me I will just tell you to leave I am not begging for your forgiveness lmao
Yes I don't care if I am single it is better to be alone at any age than fucking an annoying and or ugly moid
Yes I will check if you are cheating and leave you
Yes I will leave you if you don't get hair implants
Yes I will call you moid as a term of endearment
Yes I will leave you if you get fat or grow a beard
Yes I am female and I don't care to prove myself to you

Misogynistic dudes fantastize about women having high body counts but it is a projection since it is males who tend to have more partners since to allot of you it doesn't mean anything and will fuck to the hundreds if you can.

Trying to find a boyfriend is ruining my life since I waste all my time ruminating on how hard it is. It would be so much easier to have casual sex with a random moid (using that word playfully please no mad) but no if a man is low iq /normie/annoying it doesn't matter to me what he looks like it immediately drains all the attraction from him. But also in the rare occasion he isn't a gross normie I still couldn't fuck him cause I would fall in love which would not be reciprocated.

Thank you for reading my spergout

>>81968792
What's your heritage?

>>212825266
This made it more erotic than it had to be wtf

>>212787057
I'm going to put my penis in his arsehole, I don't think it needs a written explanation

Are strawburries really that tasty?

>>212441479
>Was Tolkien retarded? This is some Marvel shit.

>evil people's base is Mordor (murder)
>big boss is at Mt. Doom (really?)
>place that has a hard time being defended is Gondor (gone door)
>evil sidekick is Grima Wormtongue (ffs)
>Big boss (Sauron) right hand man's name is Sauronman (jfc)
>steward of the throne - Stewart of Gondor (cmon now)
>Character has daddy issues - Fathermir
>Ring borrower - Borrowmir (ffs)
>I am no man - is a woman


Fuck you Tolkien you fucking hack