>>519535538
>My life is in shambles, and I don't know what to do. I think I'm going to try to join the Army and then go to college, although maybe this is a bad idea.
Your life isn't going to get better joining the army. If you are 18 years old and go in for the GI Bill you are going to get out and go to school 4 years later than your cohort and that will have knock on effects to your life down the road. If you are going in, go in career, get an education while you are in related to the MOS you are in, and then immediately go into the private sector collecting a tax free pension and then become a contractor related to your MOS
>What are the chances we get dragged into a war for the kikes?
Probably, but if that happens everyone is getting dragged in, so it is better you get in early, have rank, and don't end up as the clueless fuzzy being thrown into the meatgrinder
>Any veterans recommend or not joining the army?
Army is big gay retarded. It is the worst of the five
>Air Force
Sit on your ass doing nothing work, fix shit, or larp as if you are combat arms. Full of fucking furries for some reason
>Coast Guard
Sit in a local station, clean your boat, occasionally do interdiction, bang fat ass small town girls
>Marines
Shit sucks, but you are the most "real" fighting force in the military, people will actually respect you, and the brainwashing is so thourough that you will actually like the suck
>Army
Get fucked over by the big green weenie every day. No morale, no discipline, retarded nigger monkeys fucking everything up for your unit all the time, spics raping, robbing, and stabbing people in your unit. If you are White be prepared to do the majority of the work, get blamed when anything goes wrong, and constantly be passed over for promotion. If you are smart you will realize it is all bullshit, reclass out of combat arms into something technical, and learn how to bullshit and sham your way to 20 years. Blue Falcons everywhere
>Navy
Fake, gay and retarded.