>>521110728
>>521110857
>the sins of the chicken saves the jew

>>216632929
Ne, Hühner

>>41376344
>God is so stupid he will send this chicken to Hell instead of me.
wong pic but yeah, God sends animals to Hell and if you do not believe me read the old testament.
>Kill everything, man, women, child, animals.
oh he sends children there too, almost forgot.

>be born into chicken
>be taken by rabbi schlomostein
>get all his curses and sins placed onto you and burn in hell forever

Christianity is the spiritual equivalent of grabbing Jesus by the ankles, swinging him around like a cosmic chicken, and chucking him at God to say, "Yo, clean up my mess!" It’s not faith—it’s the ultimate karmic dumpster fire where Jesus gets turned into divine poultry just so you can keep being a selfish degenerate. "Oh, I lied, cheated, and stole? No worries, just deep-fry the Christ-chicken, and I’m golden!" The whole thing is one big "blame the bird" party, with billions smugly stuffing their faces with salvation wings while Jesus gets plucked and crucified over and over. It’s not grace; it’s the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card for moral freeloaders.

>>512723381
>be jew
>anyone I bomb, Hamas was there and you cannot dispute this

ATTENTION IDF, OPs MOMS HOUSE IS HARBORING HAMAS.

My dick rn

This picture goes hard.

>>509146413
The shit these people do with their time. Fucking amazing.