what is julian's 'cord? asking for a friend

>>23100537
i'd berry my tongue up that 18 year ukranian sex trafficked teen ass

this fat nigga keeps talking like im not a goddamned certified snake expert.

>>212902076
you lock her up in your basement and use her like a human fleshlight because that's all the nasty whore is good for.

>talks like a child
>still has an entire year of high school left
>communicates via memes
>watches cartoons
>Doesn't have a drivers liscence
>Can still get grounded
>Has a tiny petite body

nO wE ArEnT cREePs fOr WaNtInG tO fUcK hEr, iTs CoMpLetEly NoRmaL. ShE's a gRowN aDuLt, TraNnY

>>212737623
the only truly bad part is the stress of having to keep it hidden. A minor annoyance is that she's going to want to watch shit like Trolls and Minions and expect you to watch it too but it makes it more tolerable because you are 100% going to get sex after the movie.

elliepedos arent ready for the smoke they're gonna get when we're back on /bant/

The offseason on /bant/ is going to be more entertaining than the season itself. Ellie and Angelina being added to the simp wars + Jin and Daniel making appearances.

>>211673024
maybe i have and im just mentally stronger than you because i latched on to a streamer girl who simulates when I used to stay up all night with my ex while you cried and wanted to kill yourself.

I will die on the hill that all sketch comedy is feminine and gay.

>>211589664
She unironically knows my name now, always talks to me in chat, and likes my tweets. I'm getting my foot in the door.

Never give up.

I wouldn't be locked in a room with Burt, Burt would be locked in a room with me.

you know what this show really needs right now? A washed up gay drug addicted sitcom star from 90s.

i would rape the quirky chungus right out of angelina

>>22815998
you need me on your side