KITTIES VICTORY
/hoc/vious: >>149261162

shouldve put the other skinner in net

PLEASE PUT ANOTHER CAMERA IN THE OILERS LOCKER ROOM AGAIN

oilers were tame. last season was closer

MCMEME LOSES AGAIN LOL

Refpuck

KITTY POWER

This crowd is shit. Canadian fans would be going ham right now.

Always proving yourselves to be the worst winners imaginable. Well played to everyone on the ice.

I don’t know what to say. The pain and sadness I feel atm is immeasurable. Disappointment hurts but this is another type of disappointment.

The way we dominated the West, to winning game 1 and coming back in game 4… I actually had hope. This team can’t get it done. I’m too high rn to pick which who exactly but they can’t get it done.

I was someone that could say they’ve stuck through all the bad to see the good… feels like the good will never come, and we only unlock more pain. This franchise feels like it’s been through double the amount of pain that any franchise has ever gone through. Yet we’re rewarded with nothing after getting our hopes up.

Don’t know where to go from here. Winning next year doesn’t erase the pain of losing 2 straight to the same team.

We needa new banner

NINETEEN
NINETY
THREE

why we cant have anything nice

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

WHAT PART OF FINLAND ARE YOU GUYS FROM

Is kane still in the locker room

>OILERS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990 >1993 >1990

Canada sucks at hockey lol

STOP THE COUNT

I thought paul maurice didn't do the handshake line

>>149262137 (OP)
>kane IS NOT in that... line
No shit dude.

EVANDER KANE GOT IN THE HAND SHAKE LINE LOL

MY RAT IS WINNING THE CONN SMYTHE! :)

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

thank you for your service officer bob

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxlLa1XC4x0
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxlLa1XC4x0
THREAD THEME
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxlLa1XC4x0
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxlLa1XC4x0
THREAD THEME

CHEERS TO EVERYONE HATING ON EDMONTON.
WE WON!

meow meow meow

Can we stop calling him the best player in the world now?

>>149262210
he's been tranq'd and transported back to the zoo

1993 :)

Marchand gets to be a legend in two franchises now. Pretty based.

MCSLUT IS A LITTLE SISSY TWINK BOY HE NEEDS TO TRANSITION AND BECOME MY LITTLE BOTTOM BITCH

>>149262202
Too many jeets

kwab

>elder skates man
Shut the fuck up

HOW WASN'T THAT TOO MANY MEN ON THE ICE
THE WHOLE TEAM WAS ON THE ICE

At least finish the game swinging and knocking off teeth so Marchand will miss a couple of teeth as he take the pictures with the cup, fucking traitor same as Bennett, the oilers did everything they could but bettman had the last word ofc so better luck next time and just so you know I’m proud à that a Canadian team fought with all their might against the U.S and Bettman corrupt ass -love from à Montréal Canadians fan

>>149262137 (OP)
I fucking hate Florida but this team is a powerhouse. By far the best Hockey team, ever. Congrats on your dynasty. You've definitely built somthing impressive. gg

LOST IN ALL OF THIS: COREY PERRY'S 1-5 FINALS LOSSES KWAB OF THE CENTURY

>>149262207
Sunrise

>>149262137 (OP)
Oilers goalie on sudoku watch. Plz follow mcdavid for the cry cam. How do the oilers recover from this

Mc4Nations

>>149262225
UOOOOOOOOOOOOH PANTHERS HOCKEY

>>149262207
Nurmi Isles, Fort Lauderdale

Thank you Gary.

32 years KEK

>>149262227
Thanks, I'll include that in the next thread

>rod cuck'amor the only coach who cucks out and doesn't do the handshake because of maurice
KWAB

BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY

>MCBUST
>OILELS
>THE ARCTIC VILLAGE OF EDMONTON

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I will celebrate with a publix sub

I think its best to trade Mcdavid this offseason to get the absolute maximum return

>>149262207
Turkuukikaakaaaaruuuka

>>149262236
He's good. There's just only so much you can do man

congrats, kitties!

1993

>kane chomping
>kane chimping

>>149262226
>Lets the soilers score a goal
I don't think so

>oilels
>5kinner
>mcmeme
>mcbust
>mctears
>mcUFA
>the desolate hovel of Edmonton

>>149262236
Sadly yes. this guy fucking disappeared this series and it is embarrassing.

>panthers won
>bud1
coincidence??????

yeah i'm sure reinhart and marchand are upset that a canadian team didnt win

Now that hockey season is over in south Florida, I'm sure these fans will have time to watch their other professional sports teams in the area.

Two time Stanley Cup champion Roberto Luongo.

>>149262266
Oilers need actual goaltending and depth
They cant rely on McDavid and Draisaitl for everything

32 years and counting since Canadia won a Stanley, get rekt Leafs

Get fucked canada

>canada in charge of literally anything

>>149262207
the buzzard's roost

>>149262137 (OP)
>can't even win their own fucking trophy
KWAB OF THE CENTURY

What’s he thinking?

>>149262267
O-only game that mattered chud......

>evander kane not in handshake line
BUCK. BROKEN.

BRUTAL.

HEY, GREAT SEASON EVERYONE.

SEE YOU IN THE FALL

o7

Paul Maurice to the Hall of Fame

Congrats to the Panthers and Sam Reinhart.

>>149262207
Tuukka's sauna

the bad guys always win in these sports hmm

the soilers clearly aren't going to survive anywhere near their current lineup right?
I mean you can't come back from a backbreaking series like this especially after last year

>>149262241
Cocks out for Harambevander

Lets see Stan Bowman cover this one up

GET FUCKED

McDavid cannot be part of any serious GOAT conversation anymore

>>149262207
Saskkatcheewaan

0-5
In six years.
Good.

Do you think the guys are so happy about winning that they hug eachother in the post game shower?

>>149262288
good idea because free agents are absolutely flocking to the beautiful lands of edmonton with its nice weather and slutty latinas

I feel nothing, I wanted a close series and game 7.

>>149262313
:)

>>149262215
Everyone knows it's the international standard that the place of origin of the players is where the party is and that's what matters.
That's why the PSG riots were in Africa, why the World Series parade for the Dodgers was in Japan and Latin America.
All that matters is where the players are from.

/hoc/ are the real winners tonight :D

>>149262322

But Canada's Team won

Where is Connor McDavid right now?

RAT INTERVIEW NOW

Where are Marchand's parents?

>>149262137 (OP)
>MCWASHEDUP
get dabbed on nerd, never want to hear his name in the same conversation as crosby's for modern GOAT

>>149262312
The Marlins were always still my true love

>>149262315
Draisaitl softer than baby shit

Called it

My Flyers would bootyblast both these shit teams.

>>149262341
He never was, my friend.

>>149262332
The NHL is a heel fed

>>149262367
Nice

>>149262226
YOU'RE A HELL OF AN OFFICER, BOB

>>149262327
so seething he legit got a penalty so he didn't have to do it
KWAB

>>149262353
It’s a wonderful day for my country.

>>149262303
This must be the ultimate cuck release for you beleaguered flames fans. You get your watch Tchuk fuck your wife.

Canucks legend Roberto Luongo

>>149262354
I just matched him on Grindr here in Sunrise.

>>149262367
Good one bro

Need some reddit screencaps

>>149262340
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

They should have had Katie Nolan doing this on ice interview

>only reason it was even a vaguely close series was bc of blown leads

absolutely grim for Edmonton

Florida chads....
How do we keep on winning?

McDavid on suicide watch

Quickly, who gets Conn Smythe?

>LA shoots themselves in the foot
>Vegas shoots themselves in the foot
>Dallas shoots themselves in the foot
>Surprised when Edmonton gets fucking unpeeled in the finals

has there ever been a more overrated player in the nhl?

>Yep thanks again gary

>>149262344
THE MOUNT RUSHMORE OF GIGA LOSERS OMEGA KWAB

i wanna kms

>>149262137 (OP)
FLORIDA MEN WE HAD TO DO IT TO THEM
AGAIN

>>149262387
I hate all Canadian teams

>>149262327
>

>>149262353
welcome to america tripfriend

Bennet and Tkachuk never stopped being flames where it mattered most - fucking the oilers

>Luongo and Marchand win a Cup together
Never would have thought

GARY TIME!

>Canada

>everybody wrote us off
Lol what?

>>149262412
Benny

>>149262207
Viipuri

>>149262387
the oilers are the average albertan's wife?

Thank you for this season frens, it was a blast and I enjoyed almost everyone of you!

FRENS WON

welp that was gay

>>149262336
JEN

>>149262397
Shut up Dan

oilers will be moving to saskatoon

WHAT PART OF FLORIDA ARE YOU FROM, BROS?
>WHAT PART OF FLORIDA ARE YOU FROM, BROS?
WHAT PART OF FLORIDA ARE YOU FROM, BROS?
>WHAT PART OF FLORIDA ARE YOU FROM, BROS?
WHAT PART OF FLORIDA ARE YOU FROM, BROS?
>WHAT PART OF FLORIDA ARE YOU FROM, BROS?

>>149262412
Mcdavid still somehow

>>149262388
>>149262313
We did it bros.

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAH HAHAAHAHAHA
WHAT HAPPENED CANADA? YOU WERE SAYING THIS WAS YOUR YEAR. YOU WERE GONNA BRING HOME THE CUP
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>1993

>0 points in Game 7 last year
>0 points in Game 6 this year
>1 goal all series this year (in garbage time)

a huge fuck you to canada who after game 1 made themselves to look like such fools this was the only outcome God would allow. Fuck you

You may only reply to this post if you were born in the best state in the best country on Earth.

BORN IN HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY HOSPITAL HERE. FLORIDA BROS WHERE WE AT? WHY ARE WE SO GOOD AT HOCKEY?

>>149262412
marchand

OOUP

>>149262414
KWAB

Tkachuk just called the Panthers a dynasty. Thoughts?

>>149262367
Smarter to just play out the next season and leave as a free agent.

>>149262414
No. Literally not because nobody has ever been hyped harder than McDavid.

bring gary out

Is Taylor Swift gonna make a visit to the Panthers locker room?

>1993

>AND ALBORTIA LOSES AGAIN

miu mau

>>149262422
alberta deserves this pain desu
zero sympathy

>>149262393

Attention all oilers fans: kill yourselves. Right now. You're never winning shit again you might as well just end it

>>149262344
He's cursed

>>149262450
I'm like 30 minutes from the arena

>>149262422
What film

FUCK CANADA

buck status?

Welp that series sucked after game 4.

MY RAT!
i may hate the kitties but love he got another cup

>>149262443
With frens and Finns you win

>>149262466
lmao

Saskatoon Oilers

>>149262468
Agreed, though a shaky claim. Get another cup in the next 2 years and it will be indisputable

sam reinhart is officially a legend, right? game 7 winner last year and 4 goals today, wow

>>149262466
KEK

>>149262489
Cute kitty :3

>Alberta loses
>Luongo wins
Total Vancouver victory

>Marchand's parents
They be so proud right now

>>149262450
Central Florida. Polk County. Based Grady Judd will protect us.

Who wrote the Panthers off? Is Marchand trolling?

>Dude just wins Stan Lee
>Immediately put him on the spot about contract negotiations for next year
Genocide all reporters

just you wait
my sharkies will be monsters soon :)

What do we do now

>>149262324
He knows he is a B tier Gretzky.

G A R Y
T I M E

Gary might’ve grown his game but I’ve grown out of Gary’s games. I’ll be at the Sherwood Heights ODR in November or when Russia is back in the olympics and we can have real best on best hockey. Goodbye /hoc/

that was a bold question lol

inb4 mcdavid gets a second cuck smythe award

>>149262288
I’ll give you Barzal and Dobson

>>149262344
When being a cup chaser fails epically

>>149262348
same. the finals were a letdown

>connor Mcgaykid loses again
lol
Lol even
Where is that faggot going to go?

>>149262443

>McChoke: 1 goal in the series
>Bennett: 4 goals TODAY

We're happy for you, our beloved rat... :')

>>149262461
>Tampa
why the fuck are you cheering for the Panthers. please fuck off

>>149262468
kitties love their dyn, dyns

>>149262540
laugh at canada

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>not booing Gary
Fake ass fanbase

I HATE GARY BETTMAN

I HATE LTIR

I HATE TAX FREE HICK STATES

I HATE (((MODERN))) NHL

>>149262505
blue spring (2001)

who are these panther doubters marchand keeps talking about?

PARTY!!

>>149262535
EA certainly did

>>149262532
All according to plan

Sidney Crosby

>>149262450
Okeechobee

next season you better watch out for my new and improved kraken :)

GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GARY

ALL HAIL

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BEMNET WINS THE SMYTHE!!!!

i'm so fucking mad that mcgaykid wasn't good enough to get his participation trophy a second time

How many people in this thread actually play hockey or ice skate? Is it a good way to meet cute girls?

THEY'RE CHEERING GARY
BASED BEYOND BELIEF

>>149262549
Yeah, international hockey is meaningless without Russia imo.

Man it's been 4 years of being a hockey fan ever since COVID but I don't think I could watch this team lose anymore, I'm quitting hockey forever. Maybe the Oilers win one down the road when I'm 80 50 years from now but I'm done with this.
Best of luck to /hoc/ Oilers fans. You were more faithful than me.

>>149262582
>2001
1993 actually

It's our Gary :D

They're not even booing Gary

>>149262443
+1

AMERICAN REFS AND AMERICAN SPORTS
THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN
BEAUTIFUL SCRIPTED SEASON
YOU HAVE THE BRIGHTEST MINDS THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
GOD BLESS AND GOD BLESS THE USA

>Florida cheers Gary
bro

he's happy as a clam tonight

GARY, GARY LOOK OVER HERE
*farts*

Trade request when?

BENNETT

>Bennett gets the Conn Smythe
r/hockey is gonna FREAK

B E N N Y
E
N
N
Y

I FUCKING CALLED IT

nah fuck that. give it to bob

BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY

>cheers for Gary

>>149262517
>>149262443
>>149262352
I had so much fun with you frens this season. It's been a great experience and I can't wait for next season :DDDD

>not Marchand
Boo

FUCKING ROBBED

>>149262603
the cuck smythe

BALD BENNET HAHAHHAAAAHHAAA

>>149262594
wait til tomorrow lad

Sammy had a lot of goals, gg!

>from a calgary bust to a conn smythe
ludokino by gary

What has gary done to deserve being the one to hand out the conn smythe and stan lee?

>good evening, south flordah
kek

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Where you @ bruh

GIVE IT UP FOR MC GARY MIKE HERO

Literally has a jew accent

>cheering Gary
Based?

I love you Gary!

>>149262386

Never been prouder 2bh

>>149262432

Finally I'm immune to 1993 banter

Wtf is up with Gary?

you fucking idiot

>>149262511
ETERNALLY BROKEN

>>149262637
The rest of his tribe is in the stands

It should have been Brad.

Imagine if the Flames didn't get fleeced for a total con artist. KWAB

>>149262606
we have a PWHL player in these threads

>>149262455

Why is the crowd so quiet?

>>149262634
Bob should have got it last year too. A Russian never getting the award in this political climate.

Marchand deserved it. His goals were more important.

>>149262607
Better be in Florida

Josh Mahura has more Stanley Cup rings than McDavid, Draisaitl, and Nugent-Hopkins combined.

>>149262566
I'm just glad that he has one final ring :)

did this barn really cheer for the jew

literally everyone knew it was gonna be sam bennett

holy based shirtless kid

someone please screencap that little boy i swear im not a homo

>>149262443
>almost
:(

>>149262669
only oilers and leafs fans should be subject to 93 bants, the rest are cool

Does Gary have tourette's or parkinson's or something? What's up with the mouth twitch?

>>149262628
GOAT

>>149262443
We sure did, Gary did good!

why am i able to hear gary speak so clearly? that other anon told me tel aviv booed him hard?

reminder, the Laffs spent 40 mil on 4 forwards to score no goals.

>>149262589
>softpusy/veg-ass WCF
>cucknadian ECF
kek, they're just trying to sell more vidya to the kids

Bennett probably got another million on his contract not

>>149262694
literally every goal is equal

I love you Gary! Thank you so much.

THE SOUPER CUP IS ON DA ICE BROS

>>149262704
it’s miami bro

Maybe Bennet, Ekblad, and Marchand will all take team friendly deals.

>>149262658
He has Grown the Game!®

DO you get to keep the Conn Smythe or does you gots to bring it back for next year?

DO IT AGAIN GARY

Business idea: the Leafs should enter into an agreement with the Oilers and trade Matthews for McDavid.

>>149262715
Demonic corruption

i hate florida so much

>>149262704
afraid so

>>149262732
I don't know what that means

I will be spamming the photos from the following moments for years to come.

PREACH, GARE!

is this his peak?

Tel Aviv Panthers

>>149262706
I thought it might be marchand

>>149262724
An OT goal is more important than a goal when you're already up 4-1

streameast feed ded :(

they aren't booing bettman...

I was right for the eastern conference and the final goal amount (:

>>149262732
It's Sunrise.

>>149262724
And that is why you lose Canada.

why arent garys lip movements synchronized to the audio properly?

What's next for him?

Gary looks so fuckable tonight

Funland runs this shit

doug cifu

FUCK Draisaitl and FUCK McDavid

gary confirmed the kitties have a great fan base

this yall GOAT?

OHHHHH CANADAAAAAAA
HOW DO YOU KEEP THIS UPPPPP
OVER THIRTY YEARS
WITHOUT A STANLEY CUP

YOU HAVE NOW LOST BACK TO BACK FINALS
AND WATCHED THE OILERS DIE
WHEN BIG MOMENTS COME, O CANADA
YOU MAKE ALL YOUR FANBASE CRY

Mcdavid cam where?

brutal timeline

>>149262762
Yup so gay

>>149262749
full of jews

THE CUP KEEPERS WAKE UP ONCE A YEAR FOR THIS OCCASION

Gary is literally shaking with excitement.

>winning twice in a row is almost impossible
>except it happened three times** in the past ten years

>>149262689
It is a boy on the right

>Beats the Florida Panthers 3 times

Gary's got the crowd in the palm of his hands

>shaking so bad he gives himself robovoice
love ya gare-bear

gary gary he's our man!

Why are oilers fans so afraid to admit the reason why they keep losing. Having your salary cap tied up in a small group of players is fucking stupid because superstars are ALWAYS overrated.

>>149262344
Only real leader on the soilers and the only one who showed up all series, glad GOAT Perry already got his ring.

HOCKEY WORKS IN THE SUNSHINE

>>149262715
Yeah he's fucked, been for a while

>>149262770
what does canada have to do with it

>>149262769
why does canada look so barren?

Could you imagine being a Canadian team in the playoffs,4+, and can't even win your own sport.. jfc

>>149262762
https://nhlstreams.io/teams/florida-panthers-live-stream/

>HOCKEY WORKS IN THE SUNSHINE
HOCKEY WORKS IN THE SUNSHINE

>HOCKEY WORKS IN THE SUNSHINE
HOCKEY WORKS IN THE SUNSHINE

>HOCKEY WORKS IN THE SUNSHINE
HOCKEY WORKS IN THE SUNSHINE

Hockey in the sunshine.

The US Open this year was pretty tough to win. I think JJ Spaun is more impressive than the kitties desu

>>149262773
Tonight? He's going to beat up his femboy harem. He's fuckin pissed.

>>149262766
congrats!

>>149262765
Florida is jewville.

>no boo's at all
what a soulless franchise

HOCKEY WORKS IN THE SUNSHINE /hoc/ BTFO

Has Gary been working put? He's looking goosed up.

>hockey works in the sunshine
Holy BASED sunbelt chads

oh look, they didn't fuck up the cup lifting shot this time

>>149262773
2026 - Lost vs. rope+chair

>>149262791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygSaYUFyquI

African kids are probably gonna think the Oilers have a dynasty after the new t-shirts arrive

>>149262817
Can't imagine relying on Canadian players, no wait I can actually

>>149262804
superior mike control

FINLAND!!!!!!!!!!

>>149262744
>two players who do nothing in the playoffs
fair deal

Hockey works in the sunshine

>1993

>Canada hasnt touch it in almost a third of a century

Could have sworn Schmidt won with Vegas

>>149262750
looks like she's wearing a mask

Sammy earned it that’s legit. Rat would’ve been great too but this makes more sense

Oilers coach is a kike. Maybe the most soulless team in modern hockey

>1993

1993 BROS WE FEASTIN' TONIGHT

Member when the Panthers were outright dogshit for like 25 years

Schmidt 2nd lmao

>>149262714

Fair

>laffs

>tampa lightning won back to back few years ago
>florida panthers win back to back last year and this year
Must suck to be a hockey fan and not be from florida. LMAO.

>>149262775
WITH FINNS YOU WIN :DDDDD

if i ever won the stanley cup i'd lick it. just slobber all over it

>barkov goes to celebrate with his teammates
actually kino

>Nate Shmidt first with the cup
WTF?

Snowbeltsissies... our response???????

shit this gotta be the most brutal timeline lol

>>149262773
What happened in 2023?

It's Gary's fault my team can't win even though they got lots of first overall picks and soft penalty calls in their favour.

>>149262864
>In May 2025, Cifu was suspended by the NHL following an altercation on X, where Cifu commented on the Israeli–Palestinian conflict and repeated American President Donald Trump's antagonization of Canada, calling the country the "51st state".[3][14][11] Specifically, Cifu tweeted "Eat s-- 51st state anti-semite loser," and "Israel now and forever. Until ever last Hamas rat is eliminated."[11] Cifu later apologized, stating the following: "Two days ago, I posted regrettable and inflammatory comments on social media. My behavior does not reflect the standards of the Florida Panthers organization and the Viola family. I sincerely apologize to all those affected by my comments. I am committed to working with the NHL to amend my actions."[3]

>>149262802
Leafboys look like THAT?

>>149262769
those who know

>>149262773
>Scored more goals than Draisaitl and Mcdavid in the finals

>>149262443
Thanks for the image. I noticed it.

>>149262846
They'll learn the truth, but from ChatGPT, so it'll come out a bit weird

SETH JONES HAS A CUP RACISTS BTFO

>>149262737
Jones is Ekblad's replacement

GARY HAS CONFIRMED PROJECT SUNBELT WAS AN OVERWHELMING SUCCESS

>>149262887
They're handing it to all the first-time cup winners

>>149262873
The good old days. I remember when all Florida teams were jokes.

thought it would be jones. schmidt?

rat 100% next

the pop is gonna be crazy

>seth jones is a Stanley cup champion
lol

>>149262856
no one in canada under the age of 32 has seen a a canadian team win a cup

>>149262873
yes. they were a lolcow for a while

Cars being lit on fire in edmonton right now

they only polish the outside I assume, given people drink from it

>>149262831
They're all transplants from REAL hockey states like Jew York. Oilers fans would never boo Gary either since their owner is a fucking yid lmao

Why do both the photographers look like Bilbo Baggins?

>>149262887
He won't be on the team next year, but is well liked in the locker room.

Portland Winterhawks legend Seth Jones

I grew up down the road from Nate Schmidt, therefore, I also won the cup today.

Didn't Corey Perry win some kind of an odd award? 5 lost stanley cup finals or something? This is remarkable.

Don’t worry guys. Oiler’s season opener is going to be their best game yet.

>>149262773
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

when's pulju get his lap?

fuck bros i think i'll keep my tv off for some time after this shit

Kek jones

>>149262919
But this is a Canadian team. And Finn and Czech.

>>149262909
It's officially rigged.

SUNBELT BROS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING

>>149262919
I feel bad for the kids there

>>149262888
The snowbelt won.
>>149262889
It's the most based timeline.

Bruins legend Tomas Nosek

>>149262918
chicagosissies our response?

soul less

GAYNE JETSKI IS SEETHING LMAO

>>149262890
He got eliminated in the first round (by the Toronto Maple Leafs lmao)

>thomas vanacek has a cup
Randy btfo

>the best european captain of all time is a finn

When my boy gets older, I'll tell him all about this

>w-well said haha

>>149262915
remember standings in 2019? time flies

Seth Jones is a Stanley Cup Champion

Seth Jones was fantastic throughout the playoffs. Him and Marchand were otherworldly good pickups, I thought they were stupid for giving up Knight but I guess I'm just retarded.

Canadian teams have a had a combined 205 chances to win the Stanley cup since 1993 and have not won since.

>>149262954
actually

>>149262932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuQbus0xfhk

>>149262895
Nice greentext, nigger. Keep buying those jerseys!

>>149262773

Jesus, that look on his face. If he wasn't such a piece of shit I'd feel genuinely sad for him

>"fucking best day of my life"
>"heh....w-well said"
canada btfo

fuck gary kikeman
fuck the sunbelt

>>149262942

>>149262967
what will you tell him when he asks why he has a russian accent?

>>149262952
Look at the map bro.
This is our game.

>>149262960
I agree. Oilers fangays aren't even burning down their own city.

>>149262930
>They're all transplants from REAL hockey states like Jew York. Oilers fans would never boo Gary either since their owner is a fucking yid lmao

>handing the cup to the first timers first
Classic kittyfren move :)

Florida won
America won
Destantis won
Trump won
Israel won
Gary won

It's so over.

>>149262983
Was there a specific part of that greentext that really upset you?

sportsnet interviewing players during the cup hand offs fuck off

>>149262873
Member when Canada was? Oh wait...

>>149262967
hopefully the boy learns to skate soon :)

>>149262958
They never won back to back

Bruins legend AJ Greer
Bruins legend Jesper Boqvist

>>149262981
>the dip around the blue jackets

He looks defeated

>>149262769
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149262967
I'm telling my wife's kids he was Norwegian.

>>149262975
I wanted my Jackies to get him back :(

>>149262953
Coping kike post lmao.

SCHMIDTTY AND NOSEK MY GOLDEN MISFITS FINALLY GET THEIR CUP 8 YEARS LATER

>Evander Kane got a 10 minute misconduct at the end of the game and skipped the handshake line
KEK

>>149262998
But I'm looking at the roster?

How is it that the hottest state in the country is the most dominant at hockey, a winter sport played on the ice?

How? No way this isn't rigged.

>>149262937
Bless you for posting the REAL logo brother

>>149262963
*tap tap tap*
*tap tap

Well, at least we know the Flames are truly Alberta's team.

Edmonton is rightful Indian clay saar

>>149262773
Chris Benoit, stay clear of him.

Where is the we are the champions song?

>Guess who won it again

>>149262981
why'd you exclude devils

>>149263019
humiliation ritual

gay outcome

>>149263019
>when you bet a cheeky 50k on the losing team

FUCK YOU CANADA

>panthers handing it to the healthy scratches first

Fucking based

>>149263015
just sit down in the cuck chair and enjoy the show

mcdavid cucks i want you to kneel rn

>>149263034
Because the players play the game, not the dirt or the sand or whatever's down there

>>149263019
did he really believe in mcdavid?

>>149263019
after the soilers played like that who wouldn't be embarrassed?
no wonder kane kwabbed out

>>149262995
he speaks like a good tampere boy

>>149262773
A suck and chuck in south beach.

NOSE-k
not even hiding it anymore

>>149262344
>cup chaser
>has had a cup for almost 2 decades
What?

>>149263034
they play indoors

>>149263005
Didn't even read it, retard. Now go suck a tranny dick lmao YOU LOST FAGGOT

I told you so, Samir. Hang the fucking banner saaaaar

a takagi for takagi

So which sunbelt team wins next year?

how come flames players win cups whenever they play somewhere else

>>149263027
my boy kane had a 20 piece kfc bucket waiting in the locker room, wanted to get a head start

>>149263027
TWO TIME LOSER, HE CAN RIDE A BUS BACK TO EDMONTON (IN THE BACK OF COURSE).

Wholesome

>>149262773
Bad luck charm

What I would give to be a fly on the wall in that Oilers locker room right now, holy fuck.

>bombston in ruins
>1993 intact
>mcgaykid cupless
Another magical season, thank you Gary Bettman

>literal who’s get the cup
Panthers are trolling right now.

>>149263086
THREEPEAT BABY

When do we get video of the oilers locker room?

refs were too cancer first 3 games fuck this sports

>>149263080
k well the tldr is florida owners are all primo jews, like cream of the crop jews

can we see some mcmeme seething already

when did the flames become a farm team to the panthers?

>>149262873
Yep, been a long time coming.

>>149263019
Considering he's doing broadcast tv when he should be swimming in millions of dollars. Imagine Michael Jordan being a fucking side piece on tv. This shit SHOULD be beneath Gretzky.

>>149263077
just because you get AIDS at 20, doesn't mean you can't bug chase well into your 50s.

I'd hate to be a femboy anywhere near McDavid tonight

>>149263086
MY Detroit Red Wings.

FAQ edmonton

>>149263019
KWAB

>>149262450
Sarasota

Honestly very kino for all the 1st-timers and depth guys to get their lap first

>>149263111
ahem
Cope

THE RAT THE RAT THE RAT

>>149263085
Takagi board

>>149263019
>>149263055
>>149263058
>>149263069
>>149263070
He went to Stars locker room during pre game over Oilers, he never believe in them.

>>149263103
>>149263106
>>149263110
>>149263115

THE RAT

>>149263086
Dallas unironically vs Florida to complete the Edmonton humiliation ritual

>>149263140
>>149263140
>>149263140
NEW

>>149263086
Nashville. They're gonna need the fan support and jersey sales or gary's giving them the boot to San Diego.

>no hockey that matters for three-and-a-half months
honestly manageable

1. Barkov
2. Schmidt
3. Jones
4. Nosek
5. Vanecek
6. Greer
7. Boqvist
8. Samoskevich
9. Balinskis
10. Megna
11. Cormier
12. Bobrovsky
13. the Rat

AYYYYYYYY MARCHY!!!

>>149262196
Oils ain't making it next year bro. Year of the shark.

Ratters rise up!

>Bobby to Marchand
KINO
KINO
KINO

>>149263025
Based, took longer for them but they got their cup at least.

>>149263089
Make it a 30 piece bucket, you know he's gonna heem some jeets when he returns to Canada.

>>149263136
everyone knows it
these last 2 games are the most meaningless in the entire playoffs

Damn the Marchand lap with Bennett praising him was legit kino

>>149262468
A dynasty for me is 3 championships in 5 years or less so they need one more in the next 3 seasons

>>149263162
*doesn't stream*

>>149263144
NIIIICE

>>149263002
blow my fucking brains out

>>149263189
Wait for the threepeat bro.

wictory to God

Coilers leave another stinky skid mark on Canada’s well worn brown stained underwear.

>>149263054
probably a butthurt rags fan
daily reminder more nukes have been dropped on japan then rangers cups since 1941

Canada means nothing. Without identity, bereft of any higher purpose as a people or nation. I sincerely pity the millions of leafs who, when questioned about what lies within their homeland's soul, offer up a shaky "uhhm... maple syrup... hockey... uhh, we're polite... multiculturalism... healthcare... umm... Tim Hortons..." Imagine going through life knowing that your pathetic country has unironically attached its identity to a mediocre fast food chain, a condiment, basic human courtesy, a healthcare system that on a global scale isn't even highly rated compared to others, and just not being American. Pity the leaf and their rudderless, uninspired, milquetoast people. Elbows up.

McDavid is a confirmed bust

Are the a panthers a dynasty?

>>149262450
Havana