PRRRRT edition

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doyers

doyers

BOS: Walker Buehler allowed eight runs with two strikeouts over 3 1/3 innings in a loss against the Mariners on Tuesday
CHC: Seiya Suzuki crushed a go-ahead three-run homer in the fifth inning on Tuesday night, powering the Cubs to a 5-3 victory over the visiting Brewers
KC: Salvador Perez went 3-for-4 with a pair of homers, a double and four RBI on Tuesday evening, powering the Royals to a 6-1 victory over the Rangers in Arlington
ATL: Marcell Ozuna went 2-for-4 with a game-tying three-run double in the eighth as the Braves edged the Mets 5-4 in 10 innings Tuesday
BAL: Jordan Westburg went 3-for-5 with a double and a pair of runs scored as the Orioles defeated the Rays 5-1 on Tuesday evening
CIN: Emilio Pagán pitched a hitless ninth for his 17th save Tuesday against the Twins
STL: Matthew Liberatore held the White Sox to two runs over six innings in a victory Tuesday
TOR: Addison Barger blasted a walk-off homer off against Shelby Miller in the ninth inning on Tuesday, propelling the Blue Jays to an improbable 5-4 victory over the Diamondbacks

DON'T LOOK NESTOR

Jays

>designated hitter
>can't hit
maybe the dodgers should let kim get some starts at dh since ohtani is washed

kek poodres

Doyers

the los angeles trolley dodgers

>Big Dodger rally
>Ohtani strikes out for the 3rd time that night
>probably would've been 4 if he wasn't the sacrificial lamb of a HBP
what does Ohtani do?

>ohtani and freeman struck out
no...

>this was supposed to be a bullpen game

>>149264690
Ohtani generates revenue, it’s the most important stat for fundies. Swede, the charts please??

back-to-back games against the poodres where the dodgers score 5 runs in an inning

9 outs away, cmon Doyers

Mexican pedophiles vacate the genny pls.

POO POO POODRES

doyers
>>149264681
welcome aboard

tired of these dodgers scoring less than 10 runs. get your shit together you fat overpaid retards

Devers with a chance at a walkoff homer

Yeah im sorry padrebros. I dont regret my decision to jump on the dodgers wagon yesterday. San Diego is already full of dodger fans.

>>149264725
>had dodgers on the ropes

papibros know we're not their rivals anymore right, this is all childs play. nothing personal

Doyers

>>149264694
I really wanted the Dodgers to keep Buehler, but we clearly dodged a bullet

If Adam Silver and Goddell wanted to make more money and TV ratings, they would see our Chargers and Clippers back to San Diego.

Anyways, blah blah blah lack of depth blah blah blah blah long ass paragraph about Chadres losing ectera ectera.

For me, it's the Doyer Dog

devers walk off right here

>>149264747
Vacate to dying out

/mlb/ loves the dodgers!

The NL Least is going to singlehandedly prevent the Rockies from making history

post that padres video

DEATH

AHAHAHA POODRES

>>149264757
fewer

START FIGHTING

>>149264785
nope, but he's got the go ahead run on

This Jays team is starting to look like it could be something special, it just needs more time in the oven.

>another poodre HBP
kek KEK

lmao at everyone who seethes about the Dodgers

KILL ALL POODRES

>poodres losing again

THATS WHATS IN

>>149264801
forgive me, i'm illegal

It's okay, Ingelsias sucks anyways. OMG, more like DFA'd his ass.

I’m pretty confident the Dodgers aren’t making it out of the NL

>Doggies have to attack Mets legend, Jose Iglesias for no reason
classless org

HOW DID THE BENCHES NOT CLEAR FOR THAT?

>>149264757
They don't really start making the money until 2035. They'll perform then

We need Padgers solidarity more than ever

>the Motorola™ Poodres

>>149264824
playoffs are an absolute crapshoot. would not surprise me

>>149264823
Back to the Chihuahuas for him.

>>149264829
poodres are buck broken

what a throw by that guardies LF

>>149264850
The true MLB NPB team

>>149264833
yes, no need to turn into beanball wars

>>149264747
Donde menores?

>>149264852
Makes me appreciate the Yankees 3peat even if I was a newfag on earth

>>149264798
My favorite awoo post.

>>149264747
doyers run this genny and that makes you mad and i love it

>>149264850
I love my motorola phone.

>>149264854
I want Sheets!

FUCK

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KEK VAGIANTS

whatever that's not a big deal...

Thanks for Estrada Cu-ACK!

>it was 8-3

>>149264883
you're lucky you don't remember it. absolutely shitty time to be a baseball fan.

PLUNK BROOKS IN THE HEAD FUCK HIM

>>149264829
going out of the dugout is an auto-eject with warnings
they'd have to end the game because no one would be left to field

the only reason manny wasn't ejected is because it would've made things worse

god fuckign DAMMIT

NOT DONE YET

everyone panic!

>my Jints :(
>1-13 with RISP
>Still can't score more than 2 runs
Ahhhh

See Preller? When you give young prospects a chance and not dfa them for a old ass unc. GJ Brooks!

damn, could have used another casey slam

gg jardience

>>149264903
Devers era begins

Doyersisters...?

Calm down

I was gonna say put in Banda but alright

vgh I might have to turn this shiz on but I was about to play some oblivion

i was in the car when they hit ohtani and the announcers called pads' 3rd base coach a JABRONI

I've been watching baseball my whole life and I still don't know what a balk is

maybe pull sauer, just saying

>>149264953
talking shit about Tripp Gibson again coincidentally

doyerfundies got way too cocky KEK

i love sports and/or baseball. im also downloading clair obscur 33, whatre the best nude mods?

Uh oh, mound visit time
>yo WHAT THE FUCK?!

>>149264960
when the pitcher flinches on the mound

>>149264960
A balk is a movement made by the pitcher, which, in the opinion of the umpire, was deliberately made with the intention of deceiving one or more baserunners.

Pull Sauer. They left him to wear the last L, let him leave with some decency this time.

>>149264960
it's when the ump doesn't like the vibe you give off

>>149264960
It’s called a WALK retard and it’s when the pitcher throws four balls outside the strike zone in an at bat.

My fault, bros. I dared to think just for one second that Sauer was having a good outing. I'm so sorry

>>149264973
i need to see the highlights later, but i could see it in my head when it happened. that shit's so fun

>>149264960
Don't worry your pretty little head. just leave it to us ;)

>>149264975
being down by only 3 runs is like winning the world series to poodrepacos

>>149264960
same thing as a rusty venture except less sexual

>>149264984
I wish the umps called it that way

>titties jr
LMAO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY SHIT TATIS AHAHAHA

Ta-TARD!!

TATIS LMAO

HOLY SHIT

Easy double play, fucking dorks

>fattis
what the heck

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

El NINO CACA

CACA!!!!!

KEK!!!

NINO CACA

KEK NINO CACA

ha ha ha HAAAAAAAA

kek

he's safe you fucking bandwagoners

>overturned
Nice try cheating doggies

WAHAHAHAHAHA

holy pepega

HE'S SAFE I CALLED TIME OUT

machado homer coming up

>doyerpacos dont know the rules
kek

Either Mannie is going to tie the game or ground into a double play

Ok phew umps literally saved us Hahha

god this game is a complete shit show from the umpires

>Ump interference again for the Padres
What a joke

>>149265032
Marvin Hudson called him out

lol umps trying to help the poodres again

What the fuck is this clown show?

>>149265002
okay <3
yay <3

>>149264960
don't make me post the reddit pasta

>>149265055
they need to start FIGHTING now

Umps have money on the poodres

>>149265064
do it.

>Ump called time
>Players get in position
>Cheating Doyers try to sneak an out
>Fundies mad it doesn't count

>Duke E Butts
fundies thought he was out KEK

>>149265032
Nah he was just a bandwagon. His team wasn't good so he wanted to win. Maybe stick to your team and don't switch because they are "bad"

>>149265074
so did the second base umpire

betts should be in the outfield. he is not a good infielder.

>>149265080
?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO KOPECH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>Enable Arcade Mode

>>149265085
>fumpdies actually believe this

juuuust a bit outside

i rike how kopech doesn't wear anything under his shirt and shows some chest hair. i do that too

man, I don't trust Kopech at all. He's another Joe Kelly.

Tatis honestly would've made it if he went for it

dodgers are really going to blow this

>DOYER PITCHING

I just started watching
Are the dodgers all bullpen still?

>>149264960


BALK RULES! IMPORTANT!

1. You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.

1a. A balk is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of

2. Do not do a balk please.

what the absolute FUCK was that swing

Dogfiedoofundies really thought tatis just walked off the base for no reason lmao are they stupid?

>>149265155
a meatball count swing

>>149265108
Compare and contrast Kopech and Kelly.

Fucking stupid ass Bogaerts is our only hope

>>149265122
yup

>>149265157
typical bandwagoners KEK

lmao

>THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP
B A L K
A
L
K

ARCADE MODE IS ON

>DOYERPACOS

HE FUCKING BALKED ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHSHSHSHAHAHBAHAHABSHAHA

>>149265125
Fairuza Balk has been my waifu since Return to Oz

what is this game

kelly was shit on the dodgers. it felt like he gave up a run every time he came out. people just like him because he threw at the astros LMAO

>ball thrower
>forgot to let go of the ball

What the FUCK

Its that fucking poster manifesting shit

How do you even do that?

so the Dodgers will now win 8-6, big fucking deal

Fucking spaghetti game

KEEEEEEKKKK DOYERS BANDWAGONERS IN SHAMBLES

kek wtf happened there

>Poopecker
KEK

>>149265163
they both have all the arm talent in the world, and you don't know when they'll harness it or do shit like what we just endured.

BANDWAGONERS SEETHING

I can't believe this game is real

>>149265194
Meme games are always a big deal

what happened to kopech? did he trip? lose balance?

This is a fucking Bananaball game at this point

Bleh, at least it's a 2 run game. Man, Bogey should just get surgery on his shoulder or wrist man, Strider fucked up his wrist that day. Shame.

>>149265196
>>149265205
You act like they gave up the lead or something

>>149265194
>fundies actually believe this

>>149265215
they did you fucking bandwagoner KEK
t. futurechad

>>149265211
Vegas made the call

10 years watching baseball and I finally called a balk on sight
>But it was a slip-
I FINALLY CALLED A BALK ON SIGHT

>>149265211
dragged his heel
he keeps dragging it low because it's his delivery, but performance anxiety got to him i guess

>doyerpacos are bandwagoning brown faggots that dont know the rules
KEK

>>149265215
what else to they have?

>>149265215
UH OH DONT HAVE A TEAM AND DECIDED TO GET INTO AMERICA’S SPORT THIS SEASON????? I GUESS THE CHIEFS DIDNT WORK OUT FOR YOU LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

>>149265215
cut them some slack, this is their world series, let them "meme"

Close this game out Doyers!

where is he pitching

poodreschizo scares me a bit

Does Adam have a butt plug in?

real funny how all these padres posts are 30 seconds apart...

>>149265222
reminds me of a friend of mine I used to watch a lot of baseball with. He didn't know a lot of the rules, but he always spotted balks immediately and would scream it out every time it happened.

show your 4chan pass

>padresfundies don't understand how bandwagons work

>>149265234
>>149265247

>>149265255
:)

>>149265240
there is at least one player that would swing at that

>>149265255
yo

>>149265262
ABE VIGODAAAAA sighting

>>149265262
stfu bandwagoner bitch lmao

>>149265255
I have a 4chan gold account

>>149265258
Too much pine tar?

LOL DOUBLE PLAY GET FUCKED

>>149265290

>>149265262
>the meme is forced but we will use it against the padres even though it doesn’t make sense
fundies actually do this

>>149265262
you're on the wagon you seething bitch kek

>>149265255
I've had a 4chan pass for a few weeks since captcha wasn't working on kurobaex but don't know how to do the little clover thing

>>149265298
stfu also ran

>>149265309
"since4pass" in options field

just have to hope we get some weird Tyler Wade devil magic moment to tie this game up

>>149265311
Poofter alsoran since 1988 finally won an ‘Eries kek, it’s kino!

>>149265297
How much does it cost? I think I have enough gbp

>>149265334
30 USD

Baskinwagon Roberts fags absolutely seething right now

live police chase kino just dropped.... https://www.youtube.com/live/PzeaVDkDHVs

>>149265297
I agree with that image

unfortunately banda is due to give up a 2 run home run to tatis

KEK KIKE KEK

>KiKEK

>>149265315
test

>>149265340
holy copepost… they think the meme is about the name Dave Roberts?

this is a CERTIFIED meme game

>>149265332
i read that as pete alonso

This game is something.

>>149265351
congrats anon

FUCKIN KIKE

>>149265332
does kinda irk me the wagon didn't have to suffer all those years but knows how to whine

>>149265323
fuck you

Padres devil magic inning

HOW MANY DOYERS DOES IT TAKE TO CATCH A BASEBALL?

>defensive sub
>plays bad defense
why is kike on the team? let's get kim some reps out there.

>>149265358

>>149265357
I did it begrudgingly, I'll go down using kurobaex kicking and screaming

>>149265341
based

>>149265366
keekay rojas conforto need to go

if the dodgers throw this game i'm going back to being a padres lifelong

>>149265340
>fundies actually believe this

>>149265341
Based anon.
Beat me to it

>>149265377
what's the difference between kuroba and kurobaex?

banda looks like a fish

>>149265386
me and swedebro going back to angels, we discussed it on grindr

>>149265366
Why ISN'T Kim out here? Surely his defensive errors aren't as bad

>the yumbo yack is secured

>>149265385
I thought the Kike Hernandez was your best reliever

i heard from a fringe source that kike and pages hate each other

>>149265397
been using it so long I don't remember but it had some extra features I wanted.

>>149265416
yummy

Who tf is pitching tomorrow for the dodgers?

>>149265436
You are, suit up anon

>>149265418
he had a nice run here with some memorable moments but there are better options

>>149265416
I wish the panda express honored the offer for the dodgers winning

>>149265436
yoshi probably

>>149265341
Somebody start a new thread

>>149265436
long awaited return of Emmett Sheehan

not bad, pads. always liked their aggressive base-running

>>149265436
Wasn't it Sheehan?

>>149265436
Emmett Sheehan. My friend is gonna be there and I hope he doesn't get beat up by Poodrepacos.

>>149265451
made a livechase thread once years ago and got a 3 day vacation

Elias Diaz should've bunted

>>149265451
>>149265469
chaseb owls are on /pol/ now

>>149265467
even if it's a rocky return he's gonna help this team out bigly

>Intentional Walk of Tatis
Not gonna end well

JUST GET THIS GUY OUT, BANDY

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS INTENTIONAL WALK

FUCK YA BANDY

>RISPdres
kek

there ya go kike

FUCKING ‘TOIDS

KEK POODRES

Total Kiké redemption

I apologize kike

OH YEAH BANDY

this has been a good baseball game

Just need Manny and Sheets to go back to back so Bogey doesn't have to be clutch

kino couple of innings ngl

Is that the second loaded bases wet fart from Padres in a row? Yeah they scored 1 last time from the balk but even so jesus christ man

>>149265521
ummmm....it's called a shart, sweaty.

>Batting """""champ"""""

insurance run pls

>pages 4/4 ab
lol

Number 4-4 ANDY PAGES

PANDAMAN

PANDY
PANDY
PANDY
PANDY

Andy P!

He HATES the Padres

>>149265543
kumiko doyer

I LOVE ANDY PAGES

>>149265551
and tommy edman

>>149265558
amazing

why the FUCK didn't Pages do the wiggly dance

>>149265547
How much revenue you reckon he generates for your new team?

>padres can't even throw from center field to 2nd base

>>149265558

>>149265558
>WHO THE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU A-CK!

What a fucking game though

how tall is this padres pitcher god damn

it is time for an ohtanian blast

inb4 ohtani gidp

Cmon Shohei. Be clutch for once

Okay Ohtani, that was a little cute.

We need statpadtani now more than ever

an Ohtanian strikeout

golden sombrero time

>4th K in 4K
lol, lmao shitani

OHTANI GET A HIT

Morejomo is going to be hard to get a hit off

>andrew moron
Noooooo

>Morejon is statistically good against Ohtani
>but he's also a moron
Taking bets, who comes out on top?

>Morejon
It's over

I bring a message from our /hoc/ brothers...
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

>shildt changes the pitcher
>these are the stats

I don't think I ever realized that "Yumbo Yack" is a fucking George Lopez bit lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nMa5c_uF-M

>>149265629
the umpire

>>149265635
based fuck edmonton

>They played his gay Michael Buble cover song again

>100mph bottom of the zone

man this fucker is so unclutch it's unreal

Fucking pigroach

>>149265629
Ohtani is actually 4-7 against him with a HR
(was)

>Ohtranny

GOLDEN SOMBRERO KEKAROOOOOOOOO

TANNER SCOTT

>>149265650
>simone
*VOMITS*

don't fuck it up scott

They can sell the platinum sombrero for more revenue

>>149265665
I believe in Tanner Scott

fatherhood ruined ohtani. you know what you have to do, 4chan

>>149265665
scott pls..

AN OHTANIAN STRIKEOUT

>>149265665
oh it’s so fucking over

>>149265663
>>149265664
shut the fuck up he pitched yesterday

>dookie

>>149265675

>bp game with Sauer as the bulk guy
>Ohtani and Betts a combined 0-8
>still up 2 runs going into the 9th

>>149265687
>fundies actually believe this means anything

Why can’t Ohtani be clutch for once in his life

>>149265687
then maybe he should have put his fucking ego aside and taken today off

Bring us home Tanner!

>>149265695
Dave Roberts got ejected, that's all they needed

>>149265676
sending it his way

for the first time as a dodger, tanner scott is entering his third consecutive game to pitch

>>149265635
So, all those fans will have time to attend the Marlins games, right?

thank god yams is on the hill tomorrow

>>149265704
thank the gods for Pages and Willie

Dodgers should file a grievance. Fucking ohtani

Did Machado even try there

>>149265713
With how shit the umps have been this series, I'm not optimistic

nice play mookie

mookie hop

>>149265704
This but unironically. Padres did the dodgers a favor. Dodgers owe them.

>>149265718
No refunds, just trust funds.

>>149265695
betts also dropped an out at second
but might have redeemed himself just now

>>149265635
fuck Canada

>tanner scott sweating his ass off

When’s Graterade coming back?

>>149265739
bullshit ump moves also

Tanner-Sama, I kneel...

and that's a gg

>naturally we called our stuff grater-ade

dodgers lucky to squeeze this game out, but i guess you expect that in a bullpen game

>>149265194
called it 40 mins ago ;^)

Doyers win!
>Doyers win!
Doyers win!
>Doyers win!
Doyers win!
>Doyers win!

poodres kek

Doyers won that game
gg podres

gg PADRES

thank you tanner scott

THATS RIGHT BITCH

Time to fill out my Tanner Scott apology form.

Cheating roided faggots lose. The world wins. G fucking G.

get fucked /mlb/

>>149265782
kys

gg poodrepacos
see you tomorrow

>>149265760
>doyerfundies still mad about a time out cause they all came their panties at once
kek, it’s kino!

What a nonsense spaghetti game, ggs Padres, cya tomorrow.

gg dads
see you tomorrow

>>149265756
who knows, but at least Treinen is throwing now. Also, Henriquez has a chance to be the best bp arm the team has.

>had the umps helping them
>still lost

gg Padres. Fun game despite the weird shit like HBP, balks, etc.
As for the schizos spamming fundies and baskin roberts and shit, EAT SHIT

>POODRES

Padres were really served up a game on a silver platter and their elite BP arm gave up 5 runs without getting an out.

I can't watch this team when the 5-9 are all easy outs. I'm switching to being a Marniers fan since they have nice fans

GG Doyers, very entertaining game. Sucks that Xander and almost half our lineup can't put a good fight bleh.

>>149265793
holy

>>149265782
Post the revenue charts! What are the Q3 projections looking like?

>>149265789
my sympathies, old man. I know this shit has to be a little rough on you.

>>149265768
If Ohtani and Mookie could muster a hit tonight they probably score 10 runs

Every talks about doggies and sharks, but Scully poster the best doyerposter in this whole genny.

Its over again jintsbros :(

Is Bogaerts the worst player on the Padres? He never seems to come through for them

gg

>>149265814
I can give you the projections for the next 100 years if you want. Padres will remain a ringless poverty franchise.

>>149265782
>he thinks ohtani never did steroids
holy cope

Padres are just 4-5 hitters away from being a contender

no...NO!!!

>>149265825
>5 GB
Holy kek. Guess Muncy was right about the Jints being their only true rival

>>149265695
i can't help but think that if you have one or two guys on a team that are killer hitters that pitching staffs might overfocus onto them and not do due diligence on covering the rest of the team
not to undervalue freeman or pages at all, of course, but there was at least one questionable pitching decision made this game from the padres >>149264594

>>149265828
Yes, but mainly because he's a starting player. We can shrug off a bench guy not being top tier because he's a bench guy, but a starting player with one of the highest salaries? no excuse

And that's it, Poodres bros.
Our guys lost the World Series 1-4

>>149265832
>everyone is a padres fan tonight
kek and you’ll have six new teams in the next 20 bandwagoning faggot

>>149265825
The 7 games vs the Braves and Rockies had Jints thinking they had a chance in the division

Cubgers won that game.

doyer chads... No more... I'm so sorry... Have mercy on a poor daddies fan...ugh...

>>149265828
He did pretty good when he first played, then we did a Braves series and Spencer Strider plunked him in his wrist. After that, he's been dogshit ever since that incident. Idk if he has YIPS or just his wrist, it's honestly sad :( he looks very troubled on plate. 280 million dollars just to be a subpar 600 OPS

>>149265782
>he thinks Pages and Edman aren't juicing
Remember: when multiple players got caught, suddenly Edman became a bottom tier hitter on the team.

>>149265854
yay!

NEED TO MAKE MORE ELLIOT RODGERS

>they only scored 3 runs off of Sauer

Padresfundies absolutely seething right now

poodrepaco deflection and cope is entertaining

>>149265856
I remember when Jayson Werth was with the Dodgers he got a broken wrist in st. I think it took him almost 3 full seasons to get back to being what he was before that happened.

‘toids

>>149265872
based sausage girl

>>149265872
>with two innings of loaded bases
kek, KEK

>>149265858
The difference being ohtani will never get popped for roids because he’s the mlb golden goose. We already saw the feds throw a man in prison to save his hide.

back to back belts

Mets have been getting ASS FUCKED kek!!

>>149265858
Most pro athletes are on PEDs. You would have never guessed Jose Alvarado was pinning test yet he was.

got pulled into meetings
but whoever said that the cubs are a fun team in the last thread, I promise I'll watch them tomorrow xx

Where you at faggots?

>>149265834
Yes and no more sad Tatis Jr babies mama drama. We might need SP...... Idk man, shit looks bleak and I don't know how our GM just looks at this shit and says "everything is fine" This Lawsuit and TV deal we don't have, and Albatross contracts with Xander and Croney is killing us. Big time.

>>149265892
yeah...YEAH!!!

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>>149265886
>MLB is powerful enough to convince IRS and Homeland Security to look the other way on Ohtani but not powerful enough to take away the Stros' 2017 WS trophy

>>149265905
What is this baby mama drama you talk about every night? I’m legitimately curious.

>>149265892
Cub 'em!

>>149265841
Time to celebrate the Cubyalgeriners sweep

Cubyalgeriners

>>149265842
yeah, it's a very deep lineup with almost everyone giving quality at bats consistently. Ohtani unironically swings at more unhittable pitches than most of the lineup.

>>149265916
Me and cubspie :)

I'm so glad MLB.com had a headline telling me Ohtani was batting today, I sure wouldn't have wanted to miss this performace!

really fun game, pads

>losing a bullpen game

>>149265915
Tatis hooks up with Dominican models all the time, especially in the offseason, so he's had multiple gossip stories about how he gets them pregnant and he owes child support and shit like that. Apparently he's done it again and dealing with that is part of what caused his May slump

>>149265476
Gay!!!

>>149265469
I started making some couple months ago on mobile then they range banned me from making threads. I'll get to it eventually

>>149265892
lifelong boston trolley dodger fan since October here, they really do play good ball over there. I'm annoyed that we were done playing them so early in the season.

>>149265916
Seiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

doyer pacos are seething about raygun and 2017 again

Seiya-em!

>>149265882
It sad too, I give benefits of the doubts but it has to be his wrist or shoulder. I just don't know man, I get Siedler wanted a superstar before he died, but it kidna put us in a finicky financial situation. Imagine how much money and depth we could have. They gotta eat that contract somehow man. Cease isn't a playoff player, Vasquez is pretty good but he definitely was eating innings like a chad. Idk wtf happened to King, they said he "slept on his shoulder wrong" it has been weeks. Catchers can't frame or hit a meatball, we got Tyler Wade and Lockridge, Bogey and Croney, Arraez being automatic outs, shit I would say Díaz and Maldonado too. Odd number year is our cursed years.

lol shut up ‘toid

>>149265916
she told him to imagine it's seiya's and only then did he agree

>he can't stop thinking about the doyers

>>149265937
So wait no one even knows if he has kids or how many he has?

>>149265469
even /tv/ deletes live police chase threads despite them being live television

IM FUCKING HATE THE DODGERS

>>149265962
what's a 'toid precious?

>>149265981
esl moment

>beat LA
>can't beat LA home or away

De Doyers fuh mi padres again

>>149265981
This but ironically (only bandwagoners deserve the smoke).

>>149265983
altoid

>>149265912
yes

>Losing a game where Ohtani does a Golden Sombrero
>Faced Matt Sauer and only got 3 runs off him
Poodres keks explain yourselves

>>149265974
there's at least one

nobody cares, paco

>>149264850
kek they really do be like that

>who do you think are?!
Andy Pages you fucking senile man

>>149265912
Listen man, those trash cans might've technically gave away pitches, but there is not a rule saying you can't drum on trash cans

>>149265983
I think it means whitoid (white person)
There’s a little resentful doyerpaco here

>>149266008
>>149266002

kek seething ‘toid still seething

>>149265997
Padres are notorious for struggling against 8 ERA pitchers. We just don't got any Dawgs, just triple A players and old ass dinosaurs catchers who can't frame for their life or hit.

Big. Male. Ass.
...'nuff said!

>>149266009
It’s falseflaggers anon

Manfred created a new rule saying you're allowed to do PEDs as long as your TV/streaming ratings pass a certain threshold. Youtube video views count too.

>>149265912
Illegally gambling is illegal. Cheating at baseball is not.

caucasoid is the term I learned in bio anthro
>negroid
>mongoloid
kek

>>149266022
Reckercoded

>>149266026
Bonds did nothing wrong desu

>>149266033
It's determined by skull shape and surprisingly accurate.

yjk the whitoid poster is white as well lol
pretty amateur trolling if I may so myself

>>149266045
shut it, kiwi

>>149266044
this is true

Do we have a baker on standby?

>>149266033
why is mongoloid the one that is used as a slur?

>>149265785
no...NO!!!

Dodgers should be lucky umps wanted a fun game today. We got bananaball instead of baseball

Baker2g now that was a skate video

>>149266053
im a baking

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New

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>>149266064

/nu/

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>>149266070

/nu/

too late
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>>149266074
Holy fucking shit you retards!

>>149266069
EWRLY faggot with a gay OP
>>149266071
On time chad with a good OP

Which way western man?

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>>149266069
what the fuck

>>149266069
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>>149266072
>>149266074

Holy shit

>>149266069
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>>149266072
>>149266074

that's enough for me tonight, I'll figure out which one you guys picked in the mornin

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>>149266088
holy kek

>>149266069
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>>149266074
lmao

>>149266069
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>>149266074
holy shit the most retarded genny on /sp/

>>149266298
seething LUL