Thread 149555793

Mexico vs Honduras
&
USMNT vs Guatemala

are there no concacaf players at the cwc right now?

mickey mouse

It's in

>>149555793 (OP)
Can guadayaba get a draw by the end of stoppage time? I need to use my profit boost and I don't know anything about soccer.

>>149555793 (OP)
>MXMNT vs HMNT
>TMNT vs GMNT
Ahh, fixed it hell yeah. 4 shit teams though.

>>149563406
>TMNT

>>149555793 (OP)
Selección de fútbol de México de los Hombres y Selección de fútbol de Honduras de los Hombres
&
Selección de fútbol de Estados Unidos de los Hombres y Selección de fútbol de Guatemala de los Hombres

>>149563406
Mexico womens team is already called Femenil no need to poz the mens team

I will watch your tournament.

>>149564341
>Argentina
>watching Gold Cup
heh

we're already cooked

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Stream???

NEVERMIND WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

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LUNAAAAAA

USA USA

>>149565184
try vipbox

>>149555793 (OP)
prev >>>149513177
it's ogre chapines

>USA score
>sounds like the away team's fans celebrating

dear oh dear

That little guy really gets lucky with these shots

Guatemalans look at this at think, "that looks delicious".

Guadayaba got destroyed 3 minutes in. They cost me money. How do I sue them?

>>149565191
Thanks

>>149565216
you wish you had a striker half as good as him

ref looks like kante, lol

>>149565224
Just take your gardener’s money

If Guatemala wins the Gold Cup > Copa America
If we lose, we don't care it's just a Mickey Mouse cup

Just called ICE on this stadium

My highlight of the tournament?

Mexican referee Katia Garcia
meow
inshallah Mexico lose later so she can referee the final

Are you ready to apologize to Luna?

>>149565184
Fox sports website well let you watch 60 minutes 4 free

Imagine if we cared

Luna makes it 1-0

>>149565227
anytime anon, vipbox is my ol reliable for streams

>>149565238
I would have sexual intercourse for the purpose of procreation with this woman

Diego Luna looking like a hobbit

what does agyeyang even do

Chema rosales deserves to get lynched in San Juan Ostuncalco

>>149565212
almost like we don't care about soccer

>>149565270
Be black

TILLGOD

Why are Guatemalans more native than other latinx countries?
Bolivia and Peru makes sense because they were difficult for the Spaniards to access to do all their raping.
But Guatemala is easily accessible.

The only dim spot is alex freeman. he looks like a gangly dumb giraffe. slow, holds the ball during a good transition attack and backpasses every single time, ruining it

>>149565265
lol hating on him cause he chose usa over mechico
>>149565238
>has a law degree from one of the best universities in mexico
>chooses to ref in the us instead
does america really pay that much better?

>>149565238
Built for my bcc

>>149565270
Sexually satisfy Poch's wife

>>149565263
VILE pervert

>>149565297
nah I just find it funny how he looks around the other US players lol

lmao what the fuck was guacamole's defense even doing during the goal? it's like they're just standing there watching the play

>>149565299
MACHISMO is holding back the Latinx community

lmao

why did the cameraman do this

>>149565323
Chema Rosales likes to keep it interesting for our opponents

Why are so many Guatemalans in St Louis?

>>149565297
I was speaking to a Honduran on /sp/ a few years ago who literally had a medical degree and decided to drive cabs in NYC because it paid more.

and less dangerous of course

LUNAAAAAA DIOS

IT'S OGRE

LUNA AGAIN
THIS FUCKING GUY

>>149565342
We're everywhere motherfucker we travel for this team

ageyang has the first touch/settling of a guy with parkinsons

Luna !!!!!!

kek so many Guatemalen manlets. looks like a JV team

MOON
MOON
MOON
MOON
MOON

25-0?

nigga is that a fucking house
this stadium is so small a house can see into it?
there's a bridge adjacent to the house that people are standing on and watching the game for free

MLS stadiums are League 2 tier omg

>>149565364
being BTFO by a dude six inches short than them

DOS A CERO
*clap clap clapclapclap*
DOS A CERO

nice gol

>>149565374
We're becoming more sovl by the day

>>149565364
>>149565376
SHORT KINGS CANT STOP WINNING

Why did we not call up Luna

>>149565374
that's a fairly average-sized house for an American, I would say

Goooooooooooooolll!!!!!!!

>>149565397
When? He's only got good this year.

Okay if Luna scores 1 more goal i will apologize for calling him short and slow

luna means moon in mexican

>>149565419
I thought he was named after that girl from Harry Potter

>>149565397
"Yurop > MLS"
-Ggg

>>149565414
Luna is short. And there is nothing wrong with being short.

Nunca espero nada de ustedes,
Y aún así logran decepcionarme

The black man is useless
Why is Derby County signing him?

Now that it’s been confirmed, how will Luna do in the finals vs Mexico

>>149565397
Called up to what ? He was 19 when the Copa America was last summer and not really on the radar

>>149565419
Luna means Amazon Cloud Gaming in American.

I know that was offside but how do you still not finish that. Black strikers are worthless

>>149565446
Sponsor money

please for the love of god get agyemang off the field

>>149565453
social media will mindbreak Luna, calling him a traitor to El Tri

he intended to miss that shot right?

>>149565453
He will atropelate the beaners for not calling him up
>>149565458
>he didn't watch the U20 World Cup

The whole purpose of this tournament is to get a USA vs Mexico match in Texas around Independence Day.
There's no other point to this.

>>149565374
>>149565399
that's our train station, for fucks sake

>>149565442
You started a guy playing for the Battery
It's amazing you got here

>>149565496
>He didn't watch the u20 world cup

Your right lol

>>149565511
america don't have trains, retard

>that whiff
fucking lmao

>>149565453
Will probably disappear. This guy is just mainland Jesus Ferreira.

>>149565433
Gregg was never our manager tho
>>149565458
We should've atleast tested him in some friendly before the US called him up

>all these Guatemalans spawn out of nowhere for the soccer game in st. louis

how are they not worried about ICE?

>>149565528
some intern was really feeling it on that edit

>>149565522
i admire both of your kc tier shitposts by the way

Where's this alleged improved Guatemalan defense? I only see the same shit team that was suspended for 2 years

every closeup of the guats is comedy gold

>>149565509
Yes, we know that’s why we’re here to shitpost

>our best player is a 5'2 drunk chubby mexican

dayum

>>149565535
ICE is focusing on dangerous illegals (Hondurans)

>>149565535
they're holding the surprise ICE lockdown for the final, shhhh

>>149565535
it's pretty easy to get back in even after ICE deports us

*does literally nothing*

somehow thought carlos ruiz was still playing

YNR Diego Luna being snubbed for the Olympics
Why are white gringos so racist towards the superior brown manlets?

>>149565535
As long as they are an LPR (have a green card) and they're not committing crimes, they're not going to be deported. It's the non-LPRs who are here that are getting deported.

>>149565374
you mean it's SOVL

>>149565555
CHECKED

>>149565574
missing a wide open offside shot is something

US defense still looks shaky as hell.

>>149565582
brother, i doubt even 10% of that stadium has a green card

>>149565574
I hate how much usgay hypes up blacks its unreal
we get it slavery happened you can let go of the guilt now
even natives don't get more than a dishonorable mention

what other burger ngubus am i missing that turned out to be busts?
>zelalem
>greene
>bobisse
>gyau
>boyd
>agbossoumonde

How can Freese be so confident during penalties, but constantly pissing down his leg during regular time?

>>149565613
stfu, your best player is literally black

>>149565613
would you mind performing a quick acknowledgement of the First Nations tribe whose unceded land you're posting on

>>149565619
Gyasi Zardes

agyemang and being offsides, name a more lethal duo

>>149565619
Zardes

>>149565619
c'mon nigga

I know they had 10 men but how the fuck did leafs lose to this?
They were genuinely thinking they were going to win the entire tournament. It's the first time they had won their group in like 25 years too.

If USA won the gold cup with this team. They can definitely win with this current one

It’s over

>>149565619
>balocoon
>>149565623
he deserves the hype thoughbeit

>>149565619
I hated watching Jozy Altidore so much, I know he had spells were he was okay for the national team. But the vast majority of American soccer players of every profile are busts

some of the worst defending I have ever seen

>>149565397
Younger MLS guys tend to stay in the youth teams for a while unless they are truly exceptional. Luna is good and def showed great potential since '23 for RSL, but he was definitely not ready for the senior team then.

>>149565436
why does he look like a naco?

Orange slices break

finally some actually visible offsides

>>149565646
We made a deal with the gods that if we had a good Copa America run we will have to balance things out with an embrassing gold cup campaign to balance things out

>>149565641
Still can’t believe he took Jono’s virginity

>>149565619
and yet the one player that was incredibly underrated and never got the minutes he deserved on the USMNT was Nagbe

>hydration break
>88 degrees

>>149565646
Funniest thing is he got sent off at the end of the first half. Canada lasted an entire half and went to penalties.

Crazy to think Luna can play soccer in between acting gigs

>>149565582
>>149565606
st louis full metro area has a 97+% citizen rate and we're like 3% hispanic. we have a lot of issues with the darks, but the guatamala shit here isn't local residents

>>149565535
There's no police in St. Louis.
t. Resident

>dude weed bro
I miss this nigga

>>149565676
It feels like 90

Why the fug are Guatemala playing like they're trying to waste time

>>149565688
fuck off doyle

>>149565702
siesta, señor

If you’re a good player, you’re not playing in the MLS right?

>>149565676
almost 50% humidity

>>149565689
if you live in stlpd territory rather than outside the ape containment zone which is EXTREMELY well policed, you've fucked up

FREESE STOP BACKING UP

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149565702
They don't understand anything else. They don't even know they're losing.

horrendous defending
god awful

>2-0
Those leaves are frauds. We already won this meme tournament.

>>149565702
It is a national tradition

>>149565717
No but if your a young guy it's acceptable to get your career starterd with an MLS team before someone comes to sign you to Europe. Also the very top MLS guys are at least decent look at Castellanos and Thiago Almada now

>>149565729
have >we ever had good defending? maybe in 2002?

>>149565718
It's 42%, and that's normal, if not ideal. Lower than 30-35% can actually be adverse.

Damn that really is Rubio Rubin. That's an elder god USMNT bust. Juan Agudelo

>>149565700
I’m used to 110’s for days

Mexico will easily beat this pathetic USA side, their defense is awful

>>149565697
>dreads
SOVL
Alexi Lalas could never

>>149565719
Southampton, never see police here, but no crime either so it's fine. Just don't cross kingshighway

>>149565717
Generally no, but there are of course exceptions

lmao, thats the second whiff by I think the exact same guy

>>149565748
Marc Pelosi is the ultimate USA bust

GOOOOOOOAL

>absolute ass from USA defense
>Guatemala unable to capitalize on this at all
I sleep

>>149565676
88° is fatal to Yuros

>>149565752
you're about to get atropelated by the United Fruit Company, shut up

>>149565742
Lalas would tell you 94

US players already gassed

our fullbacks think they're neymar. just play defense, dumbasses.

So many manlels

Goddamn, US keeps letting them get back close. Resting on laurels

>>149565748
I liked him in one of his first appearances

>>149565775
Brazil is going to win in 2026

>>149565745
i have to say it feels higher here. there hasn't been the slightest breese all day and it feels hotter than it is

>Guatemala defender kicks the ball out of bounds in his own half
>just picks it up and throws it back in himself
Huh? You can just do that?

>>149565752
we've going to dominate the americalories

>>149565778
>alexei chudlas opinions
>in the trash
select both

>>149565763
Not sure it counts if he was perma-injured and never appeared for the senior national team

How the fuck has Morales not pulled a yellow card yet? He's instigating and pulled like three blatant fouls already.

USA doesn't have their LGBTQAI+ jerseys on? Extremely problematic, we still have A LOT of work to do.

Literally what the fuck are these niggas doing?

>>149565810

Fag month is over

>>149565757
yeah not the worst, just don't put kids into the schools down there when you have them someday

>tim ream
how is this nigga still getting call ups?

>>149565742
in 2014 we had John Brooks who was probably our highest ever valued CB

what are you doing burgers

BAHAHAHA

KWABgymang

>>149565823
I grew up here, I know the drill. Though with my luck Dubourgh will close by the time they're old enough for hs, and I can't afford the good private schools

>>149565824
because he's good and white

>>149565792
enjoy your bus ride, cactusnigger

>>149565824
Everyone else sucks

GET ABEYANG OFF THIS FUCKING TEAM
I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH

Wtf is this game

Wow the Spanish commentary is biased as hell to a comical degree. One of them was almost cheering off his chair for Guatemala to score and went “noooo” when they flubbed.

>>149565825
Usually dogwater for the national team, sadly. I thought gooch + boca were a pretty solid pairing

So is Malik Tillman going to Bayer Leverkusen or what's the deal ?

Luv me sum Ngubumeyang

>>149565824
Only left footed center back

>>149565824
good conditioning due to playing against me in high school

is this ref a retard? throw a fucking card already

I love seeing Oshane Nation out there.

>>149565865
Worst ref even by CONCACAF standards he sucks

>>149565861
i remember you

>>149565822
USA wore the gay jerseys for the two friendlies.

>>149565870
Perfect desu

>>149565861
Kek

>>149565867
>will never own a home

Freese really wants to go to pens fr fr

>>149565717
Well yeah, but MLS is a selling league. They focus on giving younger guys time to develop so bigger teams can buy them. The only good MLS players usually get traded away a year or two later.

is this the same stadium that the rams used when they played in st louis?

this defending is league one tier

>>149565895
fuck no

>>149565895
Yep. This was the famous turf

>>149565892
La Goblina

Good game

So our goalkeeper sucks right? That’s not good for the World Cup

>>149565895
no

this freeman dude is one of the worst USMNT players ive seen

>>149565908

Have a problem with my latinx queen, fren?

>>149565895
Lol no they played indoors and a staiudm 3 times larger

god damn man, spics fucking love neck tattoos

>>149565916
Pray that turner somehow plays every match this year and sorts himself out

Yellows for USA only ig

>5 minute water break
>ref spends a minute talking to richards and the guat on the free kick
>half the half spent with guats rolling on the ground
>3 minutes extra time

So this shit's just arbitrary or what? Can't they at least have a guy kind of calculate it.

>>149565924
Not as much as a problem as she does with a diet kek

>>149565900
For an MLS all star team, this is a compliment.
>>149565916
Freese is not the goalkeeper, but our main guy is Turner so yeah.

>>149565936
you're winning 2-0 stfu

>>149565931
He's in Ligue 2 with Lyon

This US team is awful jesus Christ

>>149565943
Despite favoritism for the guats

>>149565938
Having a guy with a stopwatch who just stops the clock whenever it's not in play would be... racist or against tradition or something

>>149565943
>You’re
>tf
You have to go back

>>149565939

She likes gorditas

>>149565949
This sport is for third world favelas. College football is the gold standard of sports.

wtf? why are our qt's playing canada when a NT game is on

>>149565845
That's Pescadito Ruiz retard

>>149565945
Did that not fall through when they got relegated?

>>149565957
>4 hour football match

I forget, is it honduras mexicans hate or guatemalans?

>USA vs Mexico final
>AGAIN

How do we stop this
It's making Concacaf start to look like a joke

Smh Canada being bounced means I have to watch the Alexi lallas and fox sports coverage of this.

I miss half times with my Colombian qveen.... And Kevin Kilbane

Ideally our soccer system should be high school -> college -> drafted into MLS. We don't need the pointless lower tier leagues and MLS don't need development teams, the college teams should handle that.

>>149565949
Its the gold cup bb

>>149565995
>We don't need the pointless lower tier leagues
brainlet

>>149565991
Centracas have to start getting good

>>149565989
the last few threads have thought me that apparently mexicans think of guatemalans as their little brothers

>>149565995
Lmao

>>149565961
anon, she is Gordita kek

>>149565991
It can't be stopped.
It would be every final until you like it.

>>149565995
College sports as a concept is a joke

>>149565995
Every other country has guys turning professional before 18
Waiting until college is too late

>>149566021
college football shits on the NFL

>>149565991
Concacaf has always been a joke but it’s still kino tho

>>149565995
that's what it was for the last 90 years, and all of them suck ass compared to european kids who play 24/7 from age 12

>>149565991
Evert single tournament is a home field advantage for them ( southwest plus Texas are defacto home games for Mexico)

Guatemala is winning on xG. They're the better team.

I want a short chubby brown Guatemalan wife its unreal
>>149565995
That's where the DoEd dollars should be going
>>149566006
Only Oaxacans do

>>149565991
>start

>>149566024
This. See
>>149565971

>>149566039
i'm new here from reddit too, how can i upvote you

>>149566039
>15 shots

That came be right

US soccer won't get good until we stop pretending athletes need to go to college for no reason
Let them get a fake diploma from LA Galaxy High School and hit the ground running like everyone else

For me its Athletic Club Boise

>>149566053
(You)

>>149566024
It's still a joke. The amount of teams, the way it's organized, and the very concept of fucking universities recruiting full-time athletes as unpaid interns for 3-4 years is the dumbest shit ever.
Fuck sports being associated with college cults.

>>149566039
Guess Luna's goal didn't count because it was a rebound

>he became moonman
LANDON NO

Luna is now Moon Man according to Landy Cakes. It’s time!

>>149566055
that's one of the three things that will never happen. the other two being owners made desperate to win by prorel and owners buying top talent for the kids to grow up against with no salary caps. none of the three will take place

>>149566055
there are only 2 college soccer players starting right now (Freese, Agymang).

>>149566022
Waiting until college is not too late, for example Vardy didn't play his first PL game until he was like 25
>>149566029
the current team with euro kids suck lmao, they don't even care about playing for USA

>>149565977
Who?

>>149566055
Already done

>>149566094
LA Galaxy legend

>>149566083
Yeah but he was playing pro soccer before 25

>>149566055
college is just a containment pool for late developers now. And if your trajectory is "third choice striker on an MLS team, maybe" it's ok to get a degree to go along with that. I don't even think the top women's players play in college anymore

>>149556852
>Juve wasting 50 million on this

Robbery

>>149566039
>Big chances missed
>2
KWAB

Oshane Nation is a dickhead for letting Agymang shoot and miss when he was obviously offsides.

>>149566107
I’ll admit, I legit didn’t recognize him

>>149566114
They will make more in shirt sales and Paramount+ subscription revenue

st louis kind of a shithole frfr

>>149566072
t. Seething Clemson has been

>>149566082
Ream (St. Louis)
Arfsen (UC Davis)
Berhalter (UNC)

>>149566083
>Waiting until college is not too late, for example Vardy didn't play his first PL game until he was like 25
vardy is an exemplar of england's pyramid. he just stopped being a fullblown alcoholic at 25
>the current team with euro kids suck lmao, they don't even care about playing for USA
this line that you memorized from ESPN mls shills doesn't address the fact that they're objectively more talented, which you can see by smart people being willing to pay them 50x as much as MLS guys

>>149566109
Neither of those are the same
Gignac is not taking classes

>>149566111
Kids would start playing second division in college at 17-18 tho? And high school will prep them from 14-18? That's pretty solid.

>>149566142
I'm from Georgia. Bulldog, born and raised. It's still gay as hell and needs to be eradicated.

>>149566142
>Clempus

>>149566168
Soccer pyramids are not like baseball dumbass
Those teams are fully professional with grown ass men playing professional sports

>>149566139
it's 1950s rhodesia. completely awful inside of specific cages that are guarded zealously by white police officers. outside of that, it's paradise unmatched by "vibrant" coastal trash piles

>>149565991
by promoting Mexico to conmebol and USA to UEFA
>>149565938
because centraLAMEricans will cry endlessly like hondusimians did last time

>>149566168
>tho?
god, shut the fuck up and kill yourself, blackass apelet zoomer faggot monkey

>>149566204
yooooo bruh this fr ong no cap my mans spittin fire

>>149566074
>>149566077

if i had to live in missouri i would root against this country too

MURDERBALL ON THE MENU

>>149566188
Our teenagers are pretty much grown ass men by the time they enter college. Lebron was playing straight out of high school. Who's to say with time that college teams couldn't be really powerful? College basketball teams would atropelate many pro teams around the world.

>>149566229
>(you)

>>149566229
oh fuck, i spoke too soon

>>149566225
None of those people there live here.

Son of Gregggg got SMACKED

>>149566130
inb4 7th in serie a next year

>>149566225
missouri has god tier barbecue

>>149566225
if i had to live with this many spics i would root against this country too

>>149566257

Shit compared to Texas barbecue

what did Luna get carded for? what the fuck am i watching?

>>149566274
retard

What kind of fucking name is this?

>>149566279
i stopped watching and just gooning now
waiting for mexico vs honduras match
>>149566294
american

do zoomers still have cholos

why is the grass here so bad

>>149566251
>>149566263
the irony is that all of the guatamalans at this game live in the same culturally enriched coastal shithole apartment building as >>149566225

>>149566303
mexicans cut it this morning

>>149566293

Fag

>>149566302
they look like this now

>>149566225
FLYOVERS BTFO

eagleman spotted

>>149566294
meme

Pescadito FUMING

berhalter is so tiny. i never wanna see him again

>>149566312
>flyovertard seething
give it a rest

>>149566322
I always assumed this is what people look like when they say "edgar"

>>149566323
yeah it sucks out here not being flooded with migrants and politicians making us pay tons of money to them, don't move here

FREESE WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TOUCH IT

>>149566368
>american keeping

>>149566356
>sanctuary fag city acting cocky
lol

Kelly Acosta
Christian Roldán
Sebastian lletget
Paul Arriola
Jordan Morris
Gyasi zardes
Matt miazga
Aaron long

Where is the regular gold cup grew ?

as someone who lives in Houston. I think i do rather live in a flyover state. But like most of my family lives here plus I do have to update all my licenses for work lol.

>>149566385
>Kelly Acosta
>Christian Roldán
>Sebastian lletget
>Paul Arriola
>Jordan Morris
>Gyasi zardes

>>149566381
>most desirable places to live
>living rent free in resentful and pesticide-filled flyovertard heads
yeah

>>149566388
>then you tell him "concha de tu Madre hijo de puta boludo"

Why are >we parking the bus against Guatemela?

Of course Guatemala suddenly decides to turn back into a pumpkin just in time to let the US waltz into the final.
Fuck these shitters

WHAT
DOES
AGEYEMANG
EVEN
DO

>>149566405
all of the usa sucks except the enclaves for the rich

>>149566417
>suddenly

>>149566421
French state sponsored television told me so!

tillman is just unfathomably ass

How many Americans are on Guatemala?

>massachusetts native
>guatemalan

lol you can't be serious

FUCKING LANKY KONG TAKE THIS NIGGER OUT

Wtf is that

LOL LMAO

this nigga is HILARIOUSLY bad

>>149566421
90% of the country is a wealthy enclave. Peasants live in two-story houses with carsand yards.

>>149566055
You're 10 years late with this insight

AGEYMANG YOU FUCKING NIGGER

GET
THIS
FUCKING
GOD
DAMN
MONGOLOID
OFF
THE
TEAM

>>149566449
We're all Americans (born in the Americas)

Enough with this nigger, he's not even american black either he's just straight up african, sub him out already.

Bro, just bring in Damion Downs.

#24 SUCKS

>>149566072
Couldnt make the volleyball squad at Incel County Tech ?

luna has probably earned his spot, just on work ethic alone, the goals (besides the 2nd one today) were mostly just on work rate and effort
none of the newcomers besides him have showed anything
tillman behaves like he's 5x the player he is
ageyemang is just another big black striker with no talent that we've had 200 of
maybe berhalter goes because he's a little instigating shithead and it's nice to have a player like that on the bench
outlook is bleak

>>149566479
incoming dutch fraud

>>149566478
300 million people and its been 20 years since we've had someone who can finish at striker

>commentator got confused and thought that a replay was an actual goal
kek

did any of you catch the guatemalan cuties just now?

>>149566480
based and panam pilled

>>149566519
I screencapped too late :(

LMAO

>>149566519
i seen 'em

>>149566480
>We're all Americans (born in the Americas)
why do browns think this is some epic own? it's the united states of america

when someone says "I'm American" theyre not talking about being Guatemalan. just retarded reddit slop

>>149566472
I've never even heard of carsand, but I know I want a yard made of it.

that fucking piece of shit agyemang just watched the ball lazily roll to Guatemala's goalie

Does Guatemala want to lose?

>>149566548
He and Luna were offsides, dipshit

completely forgot about that nigga archimedes

choli

Auckland City would trash both of these turboshitters

>>149566563
As if he was ever going to get a US call up

>>149566563
Who ?

>>149566589
guatemala's last sub

>>149566600
There's also a kid from Boston who's playing for Guatemala too

adams is doing fuck all in midfield

>>149566595
based

>>149566589
archimedes

>>149566610
cant do shit when you are surrounded by the MLS not quite allstar team

>>149566623
hes awful. he should be played at RB

>>149566589
Joseph Smith

>>149566566
her coachella performance was fire

CWC refugee here. There was no match today. What are you guys watching tonight?

USA chokes in the last 10

The Mexico game is sold out

Pochettino is running this niggas into the ground like Tom Thibodeau. Make some subs, dumbass.

>>149566641
USA v Guatemala

freese still going way outside of his box after a ball he doesnt need to touch

why

>>149566643
Mexico and Honduras must be popular countries

usmnt vs hondurass pretty much all but confirmed
>>149566641
we bean watching

who tf are mcglinn and tolkin

Is that a Guatemalan Tyler Adams

>>149566654
thanks a bunch

>>149566689
no he doesnt have a jewish mom

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

GuateMALA

ARCHIMEDES
>ARCHIMEDES
ARCHIMEDES

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LA REMONTADA BEGINS

and
here
we
go

>>149566642
Go on...

Sloppy, called it

god this team is so bad

good good burn this shitty system down

>tune in
>goal scored
lol

fuckin benedict arnold

REMONTADA
>REMONTADA
REMONTADA

>take off the only good player on the field
>immediately concede from the position he was playing
i know this is our b/c team but holy shit

Subbing off Adams was retarded.

MOST

>REAM

fucking kill youself millenial faggot

thank god we took luna out lol

Sneaky equalizer coming than a shootout

Let's go, Gutemala! I never knew a white american that liked soccer

>>149566405
>>living rent free in
you started talking shit first, brownoid

Poch is a mess

VAMOS GUATE

USA deserves this for not going scorched earth. Should have been going for 3 or 4 before relaxing

jesus FUCK

wow and all of the sudden the stadium has atmosphere

>>149566772
blame a gey man

>>149566771
>>149566758
you're getting deported lol

>>149566790
would

>>149566790
More like 10x10

>>149566790
She probably is an amazing cook and will probably suck your cock into next week

>st louis
>every crowd shot
>scads of brownies
is there a single place where home field is an actual thing

>>149566790
she just needs a little ozempic

(2-1)
We no longer care about soccer.

>>149566806
Columbus

Please someone deport Patrick Agyemang holy shit is he bad can’t even do it against manlets

>>149566806
post pic of biceps

>>149566806
Alaska

>>149566794
You can't deport a citizen lol

>>149566806
Colombus, Ohio in the winter after ICE deportations

>>149566815
Why is haji wright not playing over this guy ?

Pochshittino OUT

>>149566806
dude, we don't even have a hispanic population here and tickets were $300. blame whoever is giving these jungle people free money to fly in and go to a lackluster game

>ageymang finally subbed off
thank god

>>149566784
>all of the sudden

>>149566815
>gets one clean header (the guy defending him is 4'11"
>straight at the keeper

>>149566833
Achilles injury

>>149566790
beautiful skin desu

>moon man
um based department?

>>149566824
they'll figure out how to jail you or something. it's getting creative in the best way

can this argie fraud please get the fuck out?

>>149566790
Wife material

>>149566824
Clearly you don't know that we can just do things now.

ANOTHER BADDIE ONSCREEN
WHO GOT A CAP?

>>149566860
>>149566864
All meme language, its all unconstitutional and I have the right to tell any feds to suck my balls.

>>149566833
Injury iirc

>>149566868
theres no way the us concedes another in 2 minutes

>>149566892
retard

>>149566881
>all unconstitutional and I have the right to
yeah, we're straight up revoking all of that because america hates you and wants you to leave if you haven't noticed. rights are for human beings, not cactusniggers

>>149566790
arnold saw this every day and thought, why not

>>149566807
Lulu is hotter i like her jewish nose

>>149566892
You got so much faith

please never let tillman and ageymang play ever again

>>149566859
the amount of dick polishing this manlet chicano is getting from official usmnt sources is annoying

>>149566903
>muh revocation
Still unconstitutional, and you can still suck my balls you jew loving fed.

>>149566813
>>149566827
columbus has twice the spic population of st louis, though both are minuscule

>>149566918
>implying trump cares about the constitution
lmfao

>>149566906
To be fair he married Maria Shriver (Skeletor)

>>149566918
you don't seem to understand the fact that no one cares about that or about you anymore. you can say whatever you want when actual white americans are throwing you in a van

>>149566920
It is famously the place that US would play against Mexico so that it would be a home game

tillman is so bad

props to the goalkeeper down there trying to do what his offense can't

>>149566925
>>149566931
Keep seething white boy, im not going anywhere and if you want to come and get me, you'll get shot lol

>>149566907
she a cutie

>>149566936
it should really be minnesota, except MN is full of coastal filth now

El Gintano de Guatemale
Too white to not be murdered in guatemala
too Indio to be american

>>149566934
Looks Filipinos

>>149566944
Getting a second yellow like a retard?

>>149566931
i dont think white american women are going to be too happy about their husbands getting deported

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>149566946
you're probably like 5'1

Rigged

CUTIES

guys whos this whorew?

>>149566946
i hope you do it, so can be added to the news cycle and keep driving up the landslide 2/3 majority who favor mass deportations. not gonna change the outcome for you, brown rat

>>149566967
they're not targeting africans
yet

Never in doubt. Get dominated

GUATEMAL-ACK!

>>149566970
This short spic has accomplished far more in life than you ever will. You'll always be a virgin and you'll always be insecure

There's no way we had you niggers shitting bricks this second half

>>149566953
>>149566807
how do you guys outside america even know the Navarros? lmao seems like a niche reference

Guatecaca BTFO

>>149566991
would gf and console

mexico gonna have a field trip with this usa, they're so bad

>>149567007
>we

NEW
>>149567006

>>149567006

>>149567006

>>149567008
just looked it up rn

Guatemalasima

>>149566967
wrong thread for this banter, when we all watch UK soccer streams that feature interracial couples in every single ad of every single break

+luna
+gregg jr
~freese(good stops, terrible job chasing balls he didnt need to)

---------------------- ageymang
-tillman
-adams
-freeman

>>149567015
I've heard this before lol

>>149567022
based

Pat sisters, is he finally going to show up on Sunday?

>>149566963
Unsuprising since the Spaniards once brought Latin Americans like Mexicans and Peruvians as colonists to the Philippines during the Spanish colonization of those islands.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_settlement_in_the_Philippines

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Filipinos

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