Thread 149802079

Cooperalls edition.
/hoc/vious: >>149793388

Took a huge marner as soon as I got home.

>>149802083
chicken butt

bud + 1 = trb

FUCK YOU CONROY TRADE FOR SOMEONE

>>149802093
Copey bros…

/playoffsbound/

>>149802101
Next year is our year. Be patient, Connie is cooking

>>149802138
A handsome woman

>>149802093
Who did you take it from?

And it's been a while
Since I took a Marner

>>149802093
my office recently hired 5 men and that means 5 more men competing for the office restroom

>>149802160
conroy serving up a plate of shit

shout out to anon's ded mom
she still choking on dick in heaven

Have some respect that was a fellas mother for gods sake

>>149802093
>he doesnt marner on company time

>>149802244
Bit rude for no reason

>>149802282
he chose to share with us

>>149802138
Beautiful woman. Jealous of the people in Calgary who see girls like this every day.

>>149802290
your edginess is what must make you so popular

McDavid wanted to claim the ultimate prize :(
It escapes him again... Off season gooning probably very bittersweet this year for the man.

lmao some dorks mom died and he posted about it on hoc lmao

>>149802354
We all agree youre the real dork here

*drinks water*
Stay hydrated bros!

>>149802138
put some clothes on lady

I only ride my electric scooter drunk it's safe

>>149802456
Do you wear a helmet?

>>149802466
He's always wearing a helmet

>>149802466
I bought one but it's too small I have one of those big mutant Slovak peasant heads

>>149802363
go cry to your mommy HAHAHAHAHA

his moms dead he cant go cry to her hahahahaha

making chicken butt for dinner

>>149802612
what

>>149802079 (OP)
What team do i root for if i'm a member of THE LEFT

>>149802616
welcome to the xheattle krak fanclub sir, madam or what have you

>Spend entire offseason hyping up trading Byram, Robertson, Pageau, Zibanajed, Fiala Schmaltz and other names
>Nobody gets traded
>Another successful offseason of creating fluff pieces and junk by Friedman and LeBrun as they go to the cottage after the 4th of July

>>149802654
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>>149802616
Minnesota Frost

>>149802625
That is the obvious answer. Climate pledge arena speaks for itself.

>>149802244
>>149802290
>>149802354
>>149802603
>>149802610
this is trb if you didn't recognize xim/xer

Which one would you watch?

trb isn't invited family gathering anymore after he insisted on being referred to as trbella

>>149802703
that's classic trb alright

>>149802703
Sickening but not surprising given his comments on Higgins

Avs and Mackinnon are gonna end up the same way as Ovi's caps

Terminal chokers with one year where they made it all the way and won

>>149802797
Still should have more than one cup but shit happens.

bud1ing down a dream
bud raped trb
yeah bud1ing down a dream

>>149802615
chicken butt

>>149802797
>and won
reminds me of bud when he won against trb

>>149802822
>22
nice bud dubs

>>149802797
Doesn’t matter, won a cup. Just one win legitimizes the franchise and multiple careers forever.

>>149802711
2019 would have been a hoot

our addies actually won some games this year

who is shit talking my boy, you about to get run over

>>149802711
back to back broship bowls

Marner lol

>Silver Medal for the Western Conference Finals Three Years Running

That's an actual record; no one has ever sucked this back at finishing at the WCF before
Congratulations, Dallas, take a bow

>>149802937
raped

>>149802937
thoughts on getting caught on vpn again? >>149802703

nhl 94 fucking sucks, i don't know how retarded you need to be to think it's fun
incompressible swapping between players, useless fucking camera, absolutely zero feedback on if the button you are pressing is even doing anything, players falling all over the place like they've never skated before
fucking terrible shit

rapey is going to hell kwab

>>149802993
2true

>>149802138
well-maintained mid

Reminder that no one on /hoc/ knew who M_____ R___ was until M____ took matters into his own hands and posted his photo ID on /hoc/, and YET, absolutely no one cares who he is, and I bet that burns his ass

>eat a bag of wet shit, M-word

>>149803050
what's it like being known as the guy that was raped by a fat kid from long island on Easter Sunday

>>149803050
>raped retard still embarrassed he got caught on vpn doxing some random guy
kekking at this dumb raped retard

There's no hockey for a while

>>149802978
I love you

How many cups will Wolf win for the Flames over his career?

>>149803161
hes already counting down the days until he can drive a lambo instead of a dodge ram

>Players with NHL experience prior to the 2026-27 season will not be required to wear neck protection.

Anyone else read the new CBA? Are EBUGs a permanent party player now? Like with regular salary and stuff?

>>149802978
>incompressible swapping between players
You press a button to switch to the player closest to the puck
>useless camera
It's a static over heard view of the rink
>zero feedback on button presses
Well the way it works is if you press the pass button, youll know it worked because you'll pass the puck. Same with the shoot button, checking etc
>players keep falling down
Skill issue.

Sorry you are too retarded to comprehend a 30 year old game2roh2

>>149803161
Probably 2-6 for our Flames

>>149803220
I was thinking at least 4

>why doesn't this sega genesis hockey game work like my hockey game that came out last year
zoomers not even once

>>149802711
>stars
>stars
>stars
>oilers
>knights
>knights
>canes
>blots

>>149803187
>Are EBUGs a permanent party player now?
Kinda, but I'm still not sure how it works. It says EBUG must not have played professional hockey in the last 3 years and have not played an NHL game. So if by chance EBUG gets to play a game, he can't be used as a EBUG anymore? Or it won't count as professional hockey for them?

I don't care what they say
I won't stay in a world without Gary

>you can get pulled over by the police for driving under the speed limit in America
The land of the free? Whoever Gary told you that is your enemy.

>>149803295
I think it's basically the same as before, but the ebug has to be officially retained beforehand and not signed to a contract right before he takes the ice. Oh and he now travels with the team.

>>149803389
People driving under the speed limit should be arrested

>>149803295
answering my own question; understanding is that they still earn hourly wages for bench time, and the bench time is assured by contract for the 26-27 season
so kinda-sort of status, and people say that this is the way it's going to work in the future; Mind you, renegotiations won't take place again until 2030
> But 2030 is thousands of years from now!!!
No, it isn't, I checked
As for the ridiculous conditions for EBUGs, I'm not even going to try and wrap my head around it, not worth the headache; let the teams try and unfuck that set up

>>149803389
>Whoever Gary told you that is your enemy.

Based ESL poster

>>149803248
I hope five so each finger gets a ring

Cyclists should all be shot

Use the sidewalk or don’t cycle
>but muh bike lane
Get off the goddamn road

People who are intolerant of others ought to be neutered and sold into slavery

>>149803429
Learn to bike fatty

ima bicycle riding fool

a homeschooled bipolar willing tipsy unvaccinated ginger amish teenage hymen in pigtails with freckles and no gag reflex barefoot wearing a confederate flag bikini reading Atlas Shrugged with her identical twin sister

Motorcyclists are suicidal by nature and you should never cross one of them

Unicyclists aren't represented in any of these arguments, and I just thought I would point that out

I broke my arm unicycling last year

>>149803490
What about the nba cup lady? Is she recovered from her injuries?

>>149803496
It's no wonder, aren't you supposed to use your legs?

>>149803496
rapey broke his skull burrito delivering

Canadians pronounce Mario as Mare-ee-oh and not Mahr ey oh

What about electric one-wheelers? Everytime one passes me on the bike lane going 25 mph I just laugh inside at the inevitable massive crash in their future.

>>149803505
Was trying to learn kunstradfahren tier tricks

>>149803503
>Super Duper Funky Monkey Dunk
Why would you assume I'd know the answer to this question?

>>149803537
McMeme would've fallen down after that first hook

>>149803537
King

>>149803556
but isn't that style traditionally used with a two-wheeled "velocipede", sir?

>>149803589
Yah you're right.
I just wanted to type kunstradfahren because it sounds cool. Literally means "art cycling"

>>149803555
checked
let this be a dire warning to anyone at /hoc/ shopping for an electric Onesy
>or whatever they call them

Maryo Leemew

Mario LeDeuxiemeMieux

kwab

nino niederreiter

>>149803612
I mean, there is artistic uncycling, but it just involves manhandling the saddle essentially, which looks just like regular unicycling, in fact
So I guess the difference is whether the event is scheduled and announced, and whether there's seating or whatever

Hey oily boys, you want him? Too bad lol

PPC

>>149803650
Why is the font on his shirt so recognizable?? I thought yesterday that it was the same font from the "Showgirls" movie poster, but no, that wasn't it
>also, Liz Berkley is a fox

West Hollywood

>>149803161
Zero

>>149803423
Thumb isn't a finger

>>149803650
when did hokkei players become to frail and meek looking?

>>149803699
he can double up

>>149803699
Also, not a traditional anpedage for a ring

>>149803646
Yah I've watched it before, its pretty cool. It's funny how different cultures treat it. All the German acts are pure kitsch and meant to make you laugh. Wheras the Japanese ones are very serious with classical music. Like ballet on a unicycle.
German
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSJftCOsnXw
Japanese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sn3rmSd8IY

>>149803698
Retard

>>149803537
People who didn't see him play don't get it.

For me?
Orr
Mario
Gretzky
Bossy
Roy

i once saw ed belfour play

>>149803650
Love our wolf but that rat beard is not effay

>>149803732
He's leaving Calgary the first chance he gets lmao

>>149803758
Retard

>>149803758
Your shit team passed on him (more than once) lmao

>>149803725
Thanks for this comparison, lad
>Human beings are endlessly fascinating and desperately weird animals, end of report

>>149803801
Raped retard

>>149803529
kek

>>149803801
bud raped you

Name your 5, once they've been named they can't subsequently be named

Bossy Lemieux Iginla
Orr Stevens
Hasek

>>149803768
>>149803794
He would look good in LA

fantasizing about quitting my job

Messier-Gretzky-Howe
Lidstrom-Bourque
Roy

bud mitch noel
dylan copey
randy

>>149803215
>You press a button to switch to the player closest to the puck
Or you're focused on the left side of the screen until someone in the corner steals the puck or whatever then all of a sudden you're swapped instantly to this entirely new situation and then before you even get your bearings you've been knocked down and the puck stolen then your entire control scheme changes, all in the span of 2 seconds
>It's a static over heard view of the rink
And 50% of the time the player you are controlling isn't even on screen
>Well the way it works is if you press the pass button, youll know it worked because you'll pass the puck. Same with the shoot button, checking etc
And then there are the defensive controls lined out in the manual which from my experimentations seem to be a complete fabrication

Blow me

>>149803842
quite normal, and it's making me wonder if society is beginning to collapse from disinterest alone

Naslund Morrison Bertuzzi
Jovanovski Salo
Luongo

>>149803835
Sorry bud Wolf is good Calgary boy now. He's never going back.

4 - 17 - 22
bud - 1
trb

>>149803861
crosby <3

Watching Jelle's Marble Races instead of hockey. Drop the fucking puck already, Gary!!

Sean Avery, Matt Cooke, Darcy Tucker
Scott Stevens, Chris Pronger
Ron Hextall

>>149803883
All good players

ryan reaves - quinton byfield - evander kane
darnell nurse - seth jones
ray emery

>>149803863
kek

Lucic Gaudrau Hoob
Suban Commedore
Wolf

Chad larose
Big z
Hasek
Mike commodore
Pavel Datsyuk or however you spell it

>>149803855
I honestly believe that will occur

Connor Connor Connor
Connor Connor
Connor

Estimates on how long until the NHL requires full-body cut suits under a full-body integrated armor complete with a full face shield and personal rebreather system so it doesn't fog
>also, estimates on who gets the contract from Gary Bruce Bettman

I'ma go with "within a decade", and Fanatics, probably

>>149803926
next thing you know they'll get rid of open showers

>>149803930
https://youtu.be/90WD_ats6eE?list=RD90WD_ats6eE

>>149803926
thoughts on losing to bud?

time's may be a-changin' but bud continues a-rapin'

Howe
Lidstrom
Federov
Sawchuk
Lindsay
Yzerman

M____ R___is obsessed with anal sex with men, and that's not cool
and M___ isn't cool either, M-word is a pervert and shouldn't be left alone with anyone
>This was a Public Service Announcement from the Mayor of /hoc/
>Thank You For Reading

bud's 1 is eternal

>>149804025
why does a guy who never posted here live so rent free in your puny head?
mitch1 btw

>>149804025
mitch1 without even posting here

>>149803939
those turned boys into me

>>149804089
thoughts on being a 46 year old failure?

>>149804089
shepard

>>149803930
>>149803926
Both of these will happen because of an incident involving Bedard I bet

When will ice hockey be TRON, Gary?

>>149804111
thoughts on gofundme taking down your fundraiser for sean higgins?

My fever finna play

>>149804105
he seduced perry

Let's discuss the upcoming Flames dynasty

>it's not trb anymore
>it's trbella
real quote from xhe rb

>>149804152
and this is all it took

let’s discuss Gary

>>149804183
slut

>M-word is an unemployable 27-year-old who posits that I, a retired military veteran, am somehow a failure by some standard

>>149804188
oh please God, let's just...

limited income
limited mobility
limitlessly raped

>>149804206
you were defeated by a burrito in combat

>>149804207
Just like my islanders

flip the record, Mitch, we've heard this one already
>also, you've never seen my driver's license, and I find that laughable

>xhe actually responds to trb
jfc

bud1
mitch1
burrito1

>>149804206
>retired military veteran
really? you saw combat? oh wait... kek

>>149804236
bud 1 on that chilly easter evening and he 1 again when his islanders leapfrogged the shitty ded wongs in rebuilding

>>149804258
VIVA

>i was the delivery bitch on base!
>r-respect me!!
kek what a loser bitch

trb was dishonourably discharged after committing stolen valour. dummy started wearing WW1 combat medals, talking about the horrors of the western front

>>149803852
Again, sorry you are too retarded to figure out a 30 year old nintendo game

>>149804331
>Old man
bud
>Bowl cut mullet
trb
>Brown woman
trb on a proxy
>Hoodie
the humble burrito

>Mitch pees sitting down cause his doctor recommended it

>Mitch owns but doesn't know how to use a Unicycle, and he's ashamed of it

>Mitch doesn't even watch the NHL

>>149804389
uh oh, delivery boy is bubblin' bout his stolen valour again

>>149804451
thoughts on being unrespected in real life so you attempt to brag about your mediocre military service online?

So mitch was the retard who posted his license and wrote bud1 on an exposed stud, right? Why is trb having a melty over him? I can't keep up with these /hoc/ personalities.

may 6, 2025 - the day trb bubbled so hard that he wrote bud1 on an exposed stud and admitted to being gay
never forget

>>149804493
>t. trb
>>149804510
kek boy was bubblin' that day

>>149804510
So it was trb who wrote that? Then why is he having a melty over "mitch"?

>>149804539
Fuck you, I'm just trying to keep up.

>>149804543
trb doxxed a random canadian (mitch) so he could have someone to fight with because he's too scared to engage with bud. trb wrote that on the exposed stud to make it look like mitch did it but mitch never even posted here, it was all trb

>be trb
>face life decision
>do i further my military career and make a comfortable living with benefits when i retire
>or do i dedicate my life to being a porn spammer on anonymous imageboards and make no money and get raped by bud?
you won't believe what he chose

>>149804580
Then who posted their drivers license? How would trb get some rando's plastic?

>>149804603
trb found it online. he bubbled extra hard because someone told "mitch" (trb) to post the license with a timestamp but trb couldn't do it because he doesn't actually have the license

>>149804603
trb (you) got it online. he (you) stopped LARPing as mitch when he was asked to post timestamp with the license

trb is so mentally weak he had to go to the doctor over memes. he paid money for a shot and later complained about his limited income. guess that visit wasn't cheap kek

>>149804641
Damn, that's fucked up. How long did it take to find someone's license online?
>>149804657
Unlock it bud, I'm just trying to parse this mitch shit.

/hoc/ must have the deepest lore compared to all of the other generals I think

>>149804675
pictured: trb ruining his life trying to deliver burritos

mitch is a real person that really posted his id on the internet like a dumbass but ran a distraction campaign to tie it into the overall rb lore to save face and it ended up working
>source
there were similarly formatted oilers posts that followed the mitchpost blueprints
t. terminally online

>>149804750
nice try trb. go back to spamming gifs of you failing your burrito delivery

>>149804750
Yeah, I remember the
>my/our oilers
posts. Where does the fucking unicycle come into play?

>>149804750
>i-i swear it wasnt me!
wow this is pathetic even for you trb

>>149804750
>and it ended up working
debateble

>>149804702
>lore
It's just queers queering off.

>>149804750
uhhhh yeah anyway bud1

>>149804816
>queers queering off
trb we don't need to hear about your relationship with your dad

>>149804785
admittedly it's funnier to attribute it to THE rb because it do get him bubblin'

>>149804864
>>149804874
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>149804702
Weird way to say most unhinged schizos desu

I think mitch is a joke that /hoc/ played on itself to just generate another personality after they got bored with dylan. Which was made because they were bored with copey.

>>149804788
>Where does the fucking unicycle come into play?
I have no idea, this seems like a new development (see: delusion).

>trb has to walk by the exposed stud he wrote bud1 on every day
kek nice self own there bud

bud should write an article on his victory over trb. it would catapult his journalism career and add another 1 to his collection

>>149804921
>>149804921
>I think mitch is a joke

>trb tries to own mitch by creating a sarcastic happy birthday thread
>anons start actually celebrating mitch's birthday
>trb turns 46 and no one gives a shit
kwab

>>149804967
Much like that chilly easter evening. It's all just a big fucking joke.

>>149804931
if his oshi sees him openly admit he violently raped a man so thoroughly it changed his personality she might want to distance herself from him and we can't have that, our bud 1 and he deserves happiness

mitch the five foot six learner permit bitch kwab

>>149804967
thoughts on your crushing defeat at the hands of bud?

>>149804978
the absolute state of trb kwab

>>149804984
JVOEL must never learn about it.

>>149804990
but trb you're shorter than mitch. it's called a glass house

>>149804984
his oshi can't read english. it'll be fine, the story needs to be told from bud's perspective

>>149805023
I'd pick you up and spin ya like a dreidel mitch

>>149803895
Athletic >>149803883

how come when i go to /mlb/ they arent using names for their imaginary friends?

>newfag shows up in hoc
>starts blogposting every detail of his life
>becomes hated
>blogposting comes back to bite him in the ass
kwab kids if you decide to blogpost don't share embarrassing and shameful things about yourself

>>149805081
They lack the sovl of /hoc/ and are too busy posting about the dodgers and anime or whatever for the entire thread

>>149805081
Which one of /hoc/'s personalities are you talking to, m8?

>>149805081
latinos don't get schizophrenia

>>149805049
trb has to be a keyboard warrior because he wasn't cut for being a real one kek

>>149805105
thoughts on bud warping your painstakingly cultivated personality into the kwab known as trb?

>>149805118
kwarb

>>149805117
did your crazy sister tell you this, Hombre??

Where does Evander Kane fall on the shopping cart return matrix?

>>149804919
/fa and go to denim thread.

>>149805163
it's gotta be somewhere on the Evil level

>>149805163
Probably chaotic neutral but he's probably too rich to do his own shopping anyways.

>>149805163
For me it's neutral evil

trb's favourite actors are warwick davis and peter dinklage if you catch my drift

#imdifferent

>>149805209
gotta support his fellow lollipop guild members

>>149805163
Thinking he's somewhere in the N side of the matrix

bud1185 marches on. bud1200 will be here before you know it!

when asked to provide proof of his military service trb produces a taco bell gift card

obsessed

>>149805163
Instacart shoppers hate seeing an NHL player coming

>>149805280
it's going to be a good 1

the funniest part is bud isn't even aware of the monster he has created

*fails to achieve a single victory for 46 consecutive years*

trb once recounted the time he saw combat in afghanistan. it was on channel 4

Who do you guys think Backlund will pass the cup to first? I think maybe a hard working 4th liner. Maybe Lomberg

A combat veteran? More like a wombat dodecahedron

>>149805368
wolf assuming he doesn't get it first

>>149805368
He'll pass it right back to whoever passed it to him

>>149805368
he'll throw it into the crowd

I'm also curious where the cup parade will go. I wonder if they start at the saddledome or what

>>149805369
Approoved

after trb's mobility scooter incident he was mistakenly transported to a children's hospital

>>149805368
Gary or Emily Kaplan

Flames should do the cup parade in Edmonton lmao

>>149805572
oh no, wait
lmao

Alright bros 9:30 pm lights out

>>149805594
they should do it in gaza

>>149805594
that would require them to make the playoffs lol

>>149805711
Night, pookums

>>149805711
if suns out = guns out
then lights out = _____ _____?

>>149805711
its only 630 im eating dinner

>>149805740
bright (lights) out

>>149805767
some of us are trying to sleep, chew quieter

>>149805805
little pecker

imagine being trbs mom and having your son come home disgraced and crippled then finding out he was raped and spends his late 40s on 4chan getting called a bitch and spamming gifs

>>149805821
no pls its too painful to consider

>>149805768
well I guess how else can you counteract the lights being out and all that

>it is July 15th
>only thing /hoc/ has discussed is more namefaggotry and muh fumes

>>149806036
I tried sparking up a Bedussy discussion, but didn't get any bites.

>>149806057
because you're a faggot

>>149806075
We don't say the f-slur on /hoc/.

>>149806089
/hoc/ likes saying the m-word

>>149806036
thank you gary

>>149806089
faggot
faggot
faggot
faggot

i dont give a fuck you're the biggest faggot on 4chan

>>149806236
Woah woah woah! /hoc/ is for everyone bro!

>>149806036
Chicken butt desu

>>149806248
i've seen him do this irl

starting to think my avsies are content with just one

>>149806273
He's a shapeshifter, possibly a golem or aliem

>>149806307
wym it's snow time like the present though??

>>149806307
that's weird because they have three

>>149806307
You gotta get past Dallas and the lottery check payroll system isn't getting it done

>>149806307
mack dog will ascend even further you'll see

>>149806329
forgor pic

>>149806337
dallass taking a big step back next season

>>149806467
dylan finna seethe

>>149806307
the door is shutting hard

Okay real question. Why did goalies not move before the 90s? Every time I watch old footage like >>149803537 it seems like the goalies just stand. Was it just equipment limitations or was everyone just lame and retarded?

>>149806579
butterfly style was not invented yet until roy did it

>>149806579
they were still gentlemen then and stayed in their crease out of respect

>>149806579
You can look at it 2 ways
>pads finally got big enough that going down on the knees was a viable options
>hockey players are retarded and it took them 80 years to figure out the butterfly style

iirc going down on your knees was also illegal back in those days

>>149806634
but why

>>149806651
literally my question ya

>>149806701
Your question was answered retard

we say the l-word here (love)

>>149806831
I wish someone loved me

Stand up goalies WILL be back

>>149806892
girl patted my knee 3 years ago and i still think about it

>>149806892
i love you, anon. and im not the only one itt
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

I'm an F-word guy, like friends, family, and faith in the Lord Almighty

>>149806892
Bring it in fren

I wish I wasn't a retard and knew how to make OC :(

>>149806973
i'm sure you're gifted in other ways, fren

>>149806973
What kinda OC do you wanna make?

real fren hours itt

>>149806924
fuck

>>149806946
yeah but unless you're a cute girl who lives close enough to actually touch then it doesn't really count
some rando in nepal could secretly be in love with me from afar, but it doesn't mean anything if we never meet

>>149806969
it just feels so empty at this point
why go on

>>149806997
not really, but thanks for the vote of confidence
>>149806998
nothing /hoc/ would like, even if it's on-topic

>but how will I ever live up to the Masters =(

It's as easy as not giving a fuck while you draw something, like this poorly drawn Gary right here, provided to you by an Anonymous source, cause that's how /hoc/likes it

>/hoc/


>it's as easy as not giving a Fuck

>>149807053
cope, there's a level of quality that I'm not capable of

>>149807012
Is you sleep schedule alright? My mental health gets really bad if my sleep is irregular. Do you have any hobbies you enjoy?

>>149807036
>>149807053
>>149807073
raped retard

>>149807073
Well I still believe in you, and hope is still alive
>hey wait.... did I just cope? that wasn't so bad... kinda like it actually

>>149807030
>nothing /hoc/ would like
Shit oc is soul oc

>>149807099
cope with losing to bud now

>>149807109
this is oc, retard
you dont produce anything close to oc

>>149807109
based

>>149807109
Alright, but when you faggots start to make fun of me, it's gonna be on your head.

>>149807139
You but we make fun of everyone in here, lad
It's part of the fun; You just need a higher hide, you faggot

>>149807153
thoughts on your loss to bud?

Hello Sharks I'm seeking $500 (Canadian) for 15% equity of business
What we do is go door to door in Idaho looking for wheelchair bound rape victims and toss them off cliffs

>>149807153
I don't mind when you make fun of my shit team run by retards, but I take pride in my work and I failed art in middle school. You're going to regert your words of encouragement.

>>149807187
Wouldn't be the first time

>trb deleted his post
bud wins again

>>149807131
>this is oc
Thanks bud :)

>>149807139
Its pretty low stakes. Plus lack of polish is soul

>off season /hoc/
>bottom text

>trb forced to talk to himself cause no one else will
kwab

>>149806973
california

california

>>149807219
>posts another edit
what is the second part of the post you responded to?

>>149807261
Are you the guy trying to will Wolf into leaving Calgary

reddit ass list

>>149807429
reddit doesn't know who gage goncalves is and neither do i

i kinda miss hockey

>>149807429
why do the flames need a body builder from kazakhstan to step up?

>>149807554
why do the flames exist? we should just move them to new orleans because of you faggots

>>149807429
>the stars best defender needs to step up not the retard in goal that let in the first two shots he faced and cost them the conference finals

>>149807616
Food isn't spicy enough. Relocate them to Sante Fe.

>>149807616
thoughts on your victory over trb?

Should I get NHL 24 or 25?

>>149807643
stfu pete

>>149802079 (OP)
The PS3/360 era of hockey games are still untouchable
NHL 14>modern woke shit

>>149807429
>pettersson (f)
what does the f stand for?

>>149807699
Farter

>>149807699
forward

>>149807699
fascist

>>149807699
female penis

>>149807616
i love my flames dont joke about that

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>149807699
finnish

>>149807542
not that much

>>149807813
It's worse than juniors, and I genuinely like Lady League better
Straya and Zealan have considerable shortcomings, and then not been the worst problem
> Ever try to stay up and watch Straya League? liars

>>149807871
you're an attention whore

>>149807804
R U L E
U
L
E

>>149807883
You're too judgmental, awfully shitty personality trait but there it is

>attention whore
>anonymous image board
huwhat?

>>149807905
anonymity only goes so far

>>149807699
fren

>>149808003
And there it is

>>149807897
why do you never acknowledge:
1) when bud raped you
2) why you thought playoff goals counted toward regular season records?

>>149808026
1) it wasn't a rape
2) I was fucked up on seizure meds and was wrong

046 isn't trb don't fall for it

@149808063
fuck you

>>149807699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_y15ozNchY

lmao trb bubblin'

its showtime

>>149808273
>>149808337
lol it wasnt even the stanley cup

>>149808385
loser cope

was it the stanley cup? no

so lol

>>149808414
>>149808414
>>149808414
https://youtu.be/Z7_QsXKfAjM

>>149808452
jen

13 hours until the schedule comes out

it was bigger than the stanley cup

>>149808492
https://www.nhl.com/schedule

>>149808510
And yet Canada still can't win a stanley cup, oh well.

>>149808492
You gonna stay up?? it's not a school night

we won the cup of the 4nations
a championship the usa has never won
kwab

>>149808520
I have a prediction for this year, but I might wait until Opening Day, I dunno

>>149808511
We don’t care about pre season here
>>149808524
I’ll wake up right when it comes out

skibi detoilet

>>149808538
OH NOOOOOOOOO!!

giving raped faggot AI slop is awful

stay thankful, stay handy, and keep your stick on the ice
huomenta

word has reached the nosebleeds that our flames are scheduled to return on september 21!!!

>>149808571
saskatchewan's team :3

>>149808616
big if true

if gary loves the sunbelt so much why come the predators never won the stanley cup

>>149808730
Because he hates faggots

>>149808754
Then why are my flames on the come-up

>>149808730
he must remain subtle in his approach

>>149808775
They’re not

>>149808730
Nashville isn't in the sunbelt

>>149808795
Retard

>>149808779
Yes they are, looks like we might even make the playoffs next year

>>149808818
Retard

>>149808820
We don't

>>149808818
Wolfie is going to have his sophomore slump and everyone in Calgary is going to be calling for his head when he ends the season with an .899 with the Flames 13 points out of a playoff spot.

>>149808867
Did you mean to say 13 points in?

>>149808871
No

>>149808887
the 4 times goalie of the year aint having a slump

thinginb bout hock

alright so I still have time to go and get more liquor
which would mean that i sleep through the first 4 hours of work tomorrow
but still get paid because there is a 75 % chance that my boss doesn't show up
what do
what would Sidney Crosby do
what would Bedard do
and what would (you) do?

>>149809034
crosboy would be working his legs and bedard would be looking over his shoulder for mcdavid.

>>149809034
/hoc/ doesn't drink liquor because of big G

just got a shiny Anorith from the scientist in Oreburgh Ciry

>>149808520
How many Canadians on the Panthers?

This faggot is seeking social approval for his work night drinking meanwhile I'm posting high on pcp while getting my dick sucked by a roadside hoover go flames

>>149809034
what would mcdavid do if bedard drank a lot of white claw and had a bloated tummy

>>149809074
Canada whored itself out to Florida?

>>149809088
kek go flames go

>>149809109
the canadiens regular season swept the kitties actually
raise the banner at the bell centre: 3

>Into the fireee
>I'm re-u-nited
>Into the FIRE
>I am the spark

>ISSSSSSSS
>THERE SOMETHING MOOOOOOOORE
>THAAAAAN
>WHAT I'VE BEEN HAAAANDED
>I'VE BEEN CRAWLING IN THE DARK
>SEARCHING FOR THE ANSWER

>>149809200
eat cock randy

>>149809179
>>149809200
faggiest posts in 4chan history

>>149809205
cope this is a /canes/ and /hoobastank/ general

>>149809206
first day?

If you're anti music posting in /hoc/ im anti u

>>149809200
the rinks used to play this song all the time when I played in youth hockey tournaments

>>149809213
>this time I'm
>mistaken
>for handing you
>a heart worth breaking

hi bros

>>149809271
sing us a song

>>149809232
Based nickle head

>>149809288
WE SKIPPED THE LIGHTS FANDANGOOOOOO

>you shut your mouth
>how can you say
>i go about things the wrong way
>i am human and I need to be loved
>just like everybody else does

>>149809350
BASED smithschad. for me it's:
cemetry gates
i know it's over
last knight i dreamt that somebody loved me
reel around the fountain
paint a vulgar picture
please please please let me get what i want
that joke isn't funny anymore
etc

>>149809374
Holy BASED.
Their lyrics are either funny as fuck or depressing depending on the mood
>please please please let me get what i want
Absolute classic

>>149809409
lord knows it would be the first time

>>149809425
:(

>>149809434
fuck I should have picked a pic with his Howe jersey

I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Panther Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing down in
South Florida
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Panther Club
Pink Panther Club

>>149808820
just like my oilers

>>149809481
based nuckschad

Ya skhozhu s uma, mne malo-malo-malo
Malo-malo-malo tebya

morning /hoc/

first thought this morning:


Calgary Flames
Let that one sink in.

>>149809625
reddit spacing

>>149809625
Nice flamesposting

Why are hockey goalies so neurotic? There are so many stereotypes about how weird they are. It also seems like they are most commonly the ones experiencing some kind of mental health crisis. What’s their fucking problem?

>>149809863
only 2 types of people can pull of being a goaler
1. crazy hot heads. ex patrick roy
2. zen masters. ex kippersoff

idk why

>>149809900
>kipper
goat

>>149809950
Apparently 90% of his "training" was just meditating and stretching at home

legend

>>149810115
I also heard a story where he was nowhere to be seen for the preseason and they eventually tracked him down to a bog in Finland where he was finishing. They had to rush him back to Canada lmao. Kippper didn't give a fuck

>>149810136
Cory Sarich told a similar story on the Flames broadcast that one year the team called him to come in for pre-season fitness testing and he just said “no” lol. And also sometimes he would pretend to be worse at English so reporters wouldn’t ask him questions.

>>149809863
I don’t know, but I can confirm that I always heard those stereotypes back in my playing days. Maybe I would have been a better goalie if I was more of a neurotic weirdo.

>1x Stanley Cup
>1x Hart (3x Finalist)
>1x Lindsay (4x Finalist)
>1x Byng
>1x Calder
this league is a joke

>>149810148
>“no” lol
He knew he was the man

>A notorious smoker whose morning ritual included chewing tobacco and his first of many hours of stretching.
lmao

Kiprusoff was slightly better than Vesa Toskala

>>149803537
Soulless
>>149804206
Being a good goyim

This’ll be the day that I die

>>149810444
What's going on ?

>>149810444
and if you dont croak then be aware that anon's mom did

Morning marner was adequate

>>149810599
Oh was anon drafted?

>>149810690
how would i know, it was a good day for her to die and so she did

doing a morning nicolas roy

Marner hasnt arrived yet but its shaping up to be a foul one

84 days until hockei

>>149810584
I’m going into work and have almost no sleep. I need to keep this job for a year

>>149810811
I'm sorry, that sounds extremely taxing :/

Maybe drink some caffeine?

I have a post lined up for the next thread

i have a marner lined up for right now

>>149810872
I’ll sip once I start working

>Farewell to Nova Scotia, the seabound coast
>Let your mountains dark and dreary be
>For when I am far away on the brimy ocean tossed
>Will you ever heave a sigh or a wish for me?

>>149810962
Best of luck today fren

>>149810984
Thanks. Same to you. Let’s take it one day at a time

>>149811004
We're all gonna make it
o7

>>149810968
You're gonna make me cry, anon.